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EJKorvette
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[2006-10-01 03:48:07 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 805; Deviations: 40; Watchers: 43
Watching: 115; Pageviews: 34867; Comments Made: 3445; Friends: 115
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Howard Behrens, Mary Blair, ShagFavorite movies: Vertigo, Apocalypse Now, Indiana Jones, From Dusk Til Dawn
Favorite TV shows: Walking Dead, American Dad, Family Guy, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Nancy Grace, Bob's Burgers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, Moral Orel, Mary Shelley's Frankenholes
Favorite bands / musical artists: Talking Heads, David Bowie
Favorite books: Game of Thrones books, Scott Sigler's GFL books, Anathem, The Quincunx, The Night Circus, The Time Traveler's Wife
Favorite writers: Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Peter Straub, George R.R. Martin, Neal Stephenson
Favorite games: Zork
Favorite gaming platform: Commodore 128
Tools of the Trade: fountain pen and legal pad (just like Neal Stephenson!)
Other Interests: fiction
# About me
Current Residence: a cityFavourite style of art:the late Howard Behrens, SHAG
Favourite cartoon character: Any of the Belchers. Lois Griffin. Or Francine Smith.
# Comments
Comments: 206
SORRY, BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... βββββββββββ 99%................................ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me!
[Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend~!Β
For a great friend like you!Β
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You've been on this website for nearly a decade, not bad at all I say.
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Thanks! I had forgotten that I was here for the first four years.
I should put more photos up but nothing interesting has happened lately.
I could put up some photos from work.
And look at the ten thousand things I am behind on on here. And the ninety-five hundred notices.
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I've been drawing and building with Lego, wanna see?
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helixdude.deviantart.com/galleβ¦
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What am I liking? didn't see anything on my profile.
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I meant to say is there any particular art piece of mine that you like.
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What's your opinion on pregnant women?
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Good question. I have never been involved with one. My first wife had had her tubes tied after her third daughter. My late wife never had any kids, plus was beyond The Change when we got serious.
The last time I had sex with a woman who was on her period was in December 2007 ( I think) so I don't think I could handle being involved with a pregnant woman. At my age, fifty-eight, I doubt I would ever be. I am not Tony Randall (the actor who became a father at age seventy-five).
I have never seen a naked pregnant woman "in the flesh". I find pictures of naked pregnant women to be just as enjoyable as pictures of non-pregnant women. If I were a tit guy, guess I would like the enlarged breasts of a pregnant woman.
So what prompted you to ask that question? Is your wife/gf pregnant?
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I have a pregnancy fetish.
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Do you know any pregnant women?
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Hahaha xD My 18th was shit. We went to a shit restaurant (and my dad didn't shut up about how shit it was and blamed me for choosing it), and it was too late to see the movie. I'm going to go see Inside Out with my bro today :3
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Was it Applebee's?
Enjoy the movie. Well you saw it already, so I hope it was good.
All I did on my birthday was to drive up to the WPB VA for a shot in my ass, and to give presents to my mom - a large package of Biscoff cookies, and a tin of Portuguese mackerel and a jar of Spanish line-caught tuna in olive oil.
If I want to see Jurassic World, or Inside Out, I will have to masturdate, that is, go by myself.
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Rocco's Tacos.Β
And hmm.Β
And hahahahaha x'D masturdate hahaha!
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We don't have Rocco's Tacos down here. Which is probably a good thing.
"Masturdate" isn't original. I first saw it in print in Wired Magazine I think, or somewhere else, online.
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Your birthday's coming up, want anything in particular?
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Sure thing, but it might be tricky convincing her to wait in a giant cake wearing only pasties for a whole week.
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Time and space work differently in Elmore than it does here.
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It's its own pocket dimension located underneath Area 51, it's used as a dumping ground for paranormal entities.
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The natives of Peru use llamas as pack animals as they were well suited to the mountainous terrain they lived in, no wonder they never used wheels!
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The Mayans had toys with wheels, but didn't use carts with wheels.
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They were SO close to making wagons, wheelbarrows and more.
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My pleasure. You post some truly erotic photos. That is a polite way of saying your photos get me very hard very quickly.
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I'm glad you enjoy
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Hahaha I saw it when I was 9. I lived in Aussie.
And lol, I'm not stopping you.Β
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Great! Looking forward to it!
Why did you live down there? Because of your dad's job?
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do you ever plan to work on "Doofenschmirtz' Newest Acquisitions" again?
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Did my answer appear? I wrote a detailed answer. It should be there.
The answer is yes, but after I resolve the shitload of personal stuff that has happened.
Thanks for liking the story though. I got a lot of nasty notes about that story on fanfiction.net.
Glad that there are people out there that appreciated it.
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Yes I do. You do know that people had it taken down from FanFiction.net? And not just my stalker either.
I have been going through some intense personal stuff this year, and when I can catch up with Phineas and Ferb again, and get in the right frame of mind for writing a story like that, I will pick up where I left off. Hope you like some serious stuff though.
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Yes! I am working four days/night a week, until the end of the regular meet which is the first weekend in April.
But I am still not over my late wife. Still haven't taken the ring off yet.
And my roommate is taking care of her stuff (getting out of her house) and has been gone for like six weeks so I am very lonely.
At least I have the six cats and two dogs!
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I'm plugging on, can't complain.Β
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