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Dorkman ♀️ [2658254] [2006-05-25 17:14:31 +0000 UTC] "Katrina Bautista" (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 144; Deviations: 46; Watchers: 6

Watching: 62; Pageviews: 4698; Comments Made: 186; Friends: 62

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Gustav Klimt , Egon Schiele, Schwarzkogler,Cindy Sherman , Takato Yamamoto.
Favorite movies: Lolita, Akira, Amelie, He Loves Me He Loves me not, Baz Lurhmann films, RHPS. Surreal films.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Patrick Wolf,Klaxons, Dresden Dolls, Old 80/90s dance, Enter Shikari, Yoko Kanno, Gwen Stefani
Favorite writers: Dennis Cooper, Emily Carter, Koji Suzuki, Jinwoo, Kate Rolison.
Favorite gaming platform: Role-Play video games, Pc
Tools of the Trade: Fuji SLR,pencil,pen and acholhol markers and Meh Holga
Other Interests: Art, Manga, Photography, Psychology , theatre , fashion, Japanese culture, Corsets, Yaoi.

# About me

Current Residence: London
Favourite genre of music: all types
Favourite photographer: Cindy Sherman, Robert Flynt, Jinwoo, Schwarzkogler
Operating System: Windows Xp
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Video 60GB
Shell of choice: Bathroom, Bedroom, Subconscious, Aarinfantasy,Tokudane, DC Blog, haha and Myspace.
Favourite cartoon character: Too many

# Comments

Comments: 111

collideOscopic [2007-03-08 16:26:56 +0000 UTC]

BRRRRRRRRIAAAAAANNNNNNN

hehehe

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collideOscopic [2006-12-06 21:25:29 +0000 UTC]

hello love!
the fashion show was shite. I missed you!

how was your day?

xxx

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collideOscopic [2006-11-29 16:02:51 +0000 UTC]

i think you will like this.

[link]

xxx

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-11-29 19:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah thats was really cool, I wonder how they animated all those pieces of art to morph into each other.

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-11-29 20:51:18 +0000 UTC]

it's 3D claymation. pretty impressive, huh? (i don't think i'm quite there yet somehow)

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collideOscopic [2006-11-04 21:04:31 +0000 UTC]

doodoodoodoodoo Kate is feeling bored and unloved and would like some company doodoodoo how is Katrina and Melissa’s weekend? doodoodoodoo Kate found some fungus today doodoo anditlookedlikeboobies doodoo and she has the pictures to prove it doodoodoodiddle doo and Katrina probably thinks she is very immature and silly now doodoodoo but she doesn’t care because she’s in that kind of mood doodiddledoo blip.

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GalleryonCollins [2006-10-23 15:13:30 +0000 UTC]

cool

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collideOscopic [2006-10-15 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]

so, good weekend?

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collideOscopic [2006-10-12 15:17:34 +0000 UTC]

i miss you when we don't have lessons together...

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collideOscopic [2006-10-11 16:03:52 +0000 UTC]

hey... i did the face recognition thing, and i am a japanese lady. she's cute, so i'm not complaining!

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collideOscopic In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-11 16:05:39 +0000 UTC]

and Greta Garbo- huzzah!

and... EMMA WATSON! GARGH! get it away!!!!

mind you, this wasss back when i had long hair and a stupid fringe, so....

as long as there's no Paris Hilton, I'm happy!

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collideOscopic [2006-10-09 15:53:46 +0000 UTC]

it's a wig.... PLEASE tell me its a wig...

[link]

it's a hair monster. eating that poor heavily-foundationed girl's face...

my god i am actually quite frightened by this picture... and quite the bitch, as a result.

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-09 19:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol. fuck (soz for the bad language) . It reminds me of bad 80's hair but to the extreme, kate destroy it quivckly.

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-09 20:39:53 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhh, i think that picture's put me off big hair now...

and i was really starting to love it.

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-09 19:57:56 +0000 UTC]

I know. I'm so very very scared that people think they look the height of cool like this... or perhaps it's supposed to be ironic (I hope!)

Well, whatever the reason, it's still in bad taste...

My favourite thing about the wig is that when you click on it the photo just comes up WHAM in your face...

that's some... erm... glittery eyeshadow she's wearing.

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collideOscopic [2006-10-08 16:50:56 +0000 UTC]

would you read my stories if i sent them to you?

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-09 19:45:28 +0000 UTC]

I would but I might get stopped halfway for my mom , sisters computer needs.

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-09 19:59:17 +0000 UTC]

aww, tanks muchly.

i will send a story when it's half-way up to scratch, i would love for you to have a read.

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dasrotkappchen [2006-10-07 15:06:16 +0000 UTC]

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collideOscopic [2006-10-06 16:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Stop looking at haute couture photography, Kate... stop it... it's just porn with clothes on....

I can stop. I-I can. I swear.

BEAUTIFUL PLASTIC GIRLS!!!

whoops.

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-07 09:40:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol. for some strange reason , reading that last comment made me think yo had some weird fetish for mannequins? lol.. ^_^;;

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-07 10:36:55 +0000 UTC]

who's saying i don't?!



I have all the fabric for my dress now. The ingredients are quite pretty... time to start cutting.

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-07 11:27:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL.What your starting to create le dress magnificent. Oh yeah! Go you!

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-08 09:57:48 +0000 UTC]

well, i have to make sure i've got the sizing right and i know what i'm doing so far as the pattern and instructions go, but yeah.

hehe, what's the bettting that if i make it a size 10 you'll climb through the window one night and whisk it away?

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gensanity [2006-10-05 21:23:30 +0000 UTC]

very cool gallery

thanks a lot for visiting

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nettocastro [2006-10-05 19:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Hey Katrina, thank you very much for the fave on "I am what I eat". Cheers!

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Dorkman In reply to nettocastro [2006-10-05 19:49:28 +0000 UTC]

No ,prob.

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nettocastro In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-05 19:50:24 +0000 UTC]

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collideOscopic [2006-10-04 16:50:09 +0000 UTC]

eep, Kat, what's your sis doing being molested by small children?!

[link]

Congrats to Mel, btw, great video!

Maybe I'm wrong and there isn't even a passiong resembalance... but what d'you think?

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-04 17:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Wait are you tlking about that link, I ammwatching it now and at alot of points it looks like me and my sis, bloody hell it's freaky....but awsome, i want to download the song now. ^_^

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-04 17:25:42 +0000 UTC]

time for me to get back to textiles now... naughty nancy *spank spank*

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-04 17:23:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah, it's a good song, isn't it? kinda got a kate bush meets bjork voice there.

yep, it is pretty freaky...

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-04 17:39:32 +0000 UTC]

lol i was supposed to do geography but im getting sidetracked

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-04 17:12:08 +0000 UTC]

eh?! I am so confused, rite now.

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-04 17:21:54 +0000 UTC]

(i just mean that the girl in the vid looks rather like your sis. or i may just be wrong )

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Navros [2006-10-04 10:34:21 +0000 UTC]

thanksalotforthefavourite

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collideOscopic [2006-09-30 20:24:18 +0000 UTC]

'allo Blondie/ 50's babe/geisha girl!

Phew, that's a lot of looks to pull off at once!

I bought lots of makeup and a pattern and new glasses today... now I look like a newsreader...

But at least I can make a start on the dress...

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-10-01 13:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Really.lol hey how was kieran's house onm fri did ya hav fun? anyways send a pic of you in glasses and so fourth. ^_^

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-01 16:07:16 +0000 UTC]

oh kat i'm going crazy, how on earth do you make an image 50x50 pixels like DA specifies for avatars?

grr... i hate photoshop... you enter "50" in one box and the other goes to 37.... i may have to pinch someone else's avatar, but i want it to be something i've made, from my own material...

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collideOscopic In reply to Dorkman [2006-10-01 14:55:12 +0000 UTC]

hmm. not really, we were all a bit tired, and my mum came pretty soon after we arrived... haha, Daisy's church is the best, I so want to become a happy clappy Christian!

Mayhaps I will send a piccie of the glasses... I'll put it in my scraps.

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collideOscopic [2006-09-26 18:40:21 +0000 UTC]

haha i thought you would appreciate this one: [link]

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-09-26 19:25:30 +0000 UTC]

ha ha. love this so funny. ^_^

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collideOscopic [2006-09-26 18:37:28 +0000 UTC]

Katrina... you gotta see her (doo doo doo doo doo)

Hahahahahaha honesty: is it the best policy?

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collideOscopic [2006-09-13 16:33:52 +0000 UTC]

I will too do my textiles coursework... right after I eat my muffin. O h the sweet sweet muffinyness.

(As you can blatantly tell, I am dying of boredom. I wish you were here!)

By the way, can you come to the park after school tommorrow? I think the entertainment would be a good thing for all of us at the moment.

Well, my muffin is ready now. Adieu sweet flapper, adieu!

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collideOscopic [2006-09-09 13:23:21 +0000 UTC]

alcohol is one of your tools of the trade, eh?
oh what a tortured artist!

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collideOscopic In reply to collideOscopic [2006-09-10 12:55:29 +0000 UTC]

ah, right!

so, can you drink those, too?

my painting is going better now. i burnt some wolves and newspapers and scattered the canvas with matchsticks. it's still not "together" though- looks like about 3 different pictures and the canvas is far too big. grr...

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Dorkman In reply to collideOscopic [2006-09-10 10:13:24 +0000 UTC]

lol. No acholhol markers, but acholhol is a option to consider . ^_^

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Blackgaze [2006-09-08 22:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favs and watch!

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MySweetDarkness [2006-09-08 21:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the favourite

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dasrotkappchen [2006-09-08 21:59:05 +0000 UTC]

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