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CommanderRatas ♂️ [8353461] [2008-09-16 05:34:07 +0000 UTC] "FRAG OUT!!!" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 188; Deviations: 35; Watchers: 29

Watching: 25; Pageviews: 13980; Comments Made: 7646; Friends: 25

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: My aunt Mary Lou, or the various people I find on DA
Favorite movies: (current favs) Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Battle: LA, other War movies
Favorite bands / musical artists: No favs. I listen to too much diffrent stuff
Favorite writers: Peoples I watch!
Favorite games: Mass Effect, Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo 1-3 ONLY.
Favorite gaming platform: X-box 360, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, and DS (the old, fat blue one)
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Paper, Colored Pencils, Keyboard, and X-Box Controller
Other Interests: Robots, Aliens, Sci-fi, writing, makin' stuff up

# About me

Yup, I'm a mute, four-eyed, grey-skinned, laser making, lackey.....

Nope, just kidding. This here be my Ranger, one of my made up species that I made to be part of the Resistance, a group of aliens who fly around the galaxy and do stuff.

Current Residence: A nerd cave
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Something
Print preference: Printed kind
Favourite genre of music: Rock or the score of a movie or game.
Favourite photographer: Everyone I watch
Favourite style of art: Everyone's I watch
Operating System: My brains. I need more...
MP3 player of choice: Walkman
Shell of choice: Armor
Wallpaper of choice: My art
Skin of choice: Armor plating
Favourite cartoon character: Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show
Personal Quote: "What's the worst that could happen?"

# Comments

Comments: 1252

Perforex [2013-08-30 08:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Butt

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-08-31 14:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Butts are for sitting.

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-09-09 02:03:27 +0000 UTC]

So you sya, but what proof do you have?

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-09-11 14:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Simple: evolution.


Dinosaurs didn't go extinct because of a meteor, it was because they couldn't use their butts to sit down. We humans haven't gone extinct, therefore butts are for sitting.


I have a 78-page thesis backing my claim.

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-09-17 07:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, your thesis does sound legitimate at a first glance, however, how do you explain birds?

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-09-17 17:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Birdicus Flapus, AKA the bird.Β 


Dinosaurs evolved into birds because of a need to sit on butts, but they didn't want to cramp all the other animals' styles by copying them. So they just became birds and now they sit happily in the modern age.


See what I did there? Sit happily? Ha, science humor.

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-09-26 13:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, the bird.


Alas, birds do not really sit now do they? Rather they flap and stand on their tiny legs.


I see what you did, most amusing.Β 

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-09-26 17:37:06 +0000 UTC]

Common misconception. They sit on EGGS don't they?

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-10-10 09:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, for periods of time of course. But not all of the time!Β 

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-10-16 13:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Penguins have very small feet and their butts drag on the ground. One might argue they exist to sit.

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-10-25 03:23:34 +0000 UTC]

While it is true that they drag their butts on the ground their feet still touches it. How can you sit when you stand?

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CommanderRatas In reply to Perforex [2013-10-28 02:24:09 +0000 UTC]

*head explodes*

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Perforex In reply to CommanderRatas [2013-11-06 00:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Victory for logic once again!Β 

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Leona-Heart [2012-12-24 18:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas

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Leona-Heart [2012-11-24 02:03:17 +0000 UTC]

sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked β€œwhy?”
The angel said β€œangels don't watch over angels.”
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard

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Leona-Heart [2012-06-28 20:42:56 +0000 UTC]

You've been hugged!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their profile!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1, On Second thought, Please give one back.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved

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the-mighty-one [2011-06-05 03:31:04 +0000 UTC]

Filthy Schwein-Hund!!! how dare you live through mein bombing raids!!!

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-one [2011-06-05 06:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Problem?

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the-mighty-one In reply to CommanderRatas [2011-06-05 08:22:59 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!! there isht a problem!!!

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-one [2011-06-07 03:39:24 +0000 UTC]

WAT MIGHT DAT BE?

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the-mighty-one In reply to CommanderRatas [2011-06-07 04:48:31 +0000 UTC]

your face NOW DIE!!!

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Camarlengo [2011-04-20 23:36:42 +0000 UTC]

Man, it's been some time since I've seen this account. You still alive there buddy? It's me, ~Nockor

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-11-07 02:44:44 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-07-23 08:30:46 +0000 UTC]

for you
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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-07-09 20:41:44 +0000 UTC]

enjoy this special day that you were hatched from that egg after being shit from your mothers egg SACK! because you wont have many more after the world is invaded by blitz-bots. yes thats right the world is doomed and it will all end soon but dont worry you little alein monster you, its still your birthday!!!!!! and i shall play this when your cake comes out of the fridge tomarrow.... I AM THE MIGHTY ARBITER WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY...... nobody ever shows up on my birthday... :[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-07-01 16:28:21 +0000 UTC]

that stupid white pokemon thing with the dick this is the best pic i could find lol [link]

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-07-03 14:03:10 +0000 UTC]

And he still looks stupid.

As good as the artist is, there is NO way to make that thing look good.

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the-mighty-arbiter In reply to CommanderRatas [2010-07-05 18:36:00 +0000 UTC]

[link]
this might make pokemon look good the biggining part

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-06-03 21:13:27 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-05-10 06:12:28 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-30 06:59:03 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-30 06:48:14 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-30 06:38:51 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-30 06:33:57 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-29 04:09:59 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-29 04:01:51 +0000 UTC]

[link] dude hell yea send this link to creator

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-29 03:44:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 04:57:44 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 05:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Damn! I have to wait another year!!!!

Oh well. If this much time is being put into it, it should really be good.

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the-mighty-arbiter In reply to CommanderRatas [2010-04-28 06:28:25 +0000 UTC]

another year for it to goto theaters or until the preview?

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 04:32:18 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha fuck twilight [link]

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 05:18:04 +0000 UTC]

lolcakes.

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 04:28:10 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-28 05:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Shia said someones going to die...


Chopper!!!!
Blackout and Grindor's OTHER brother!



lol. Those Helicopters.

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the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-21 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-21 06:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Anderson...

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the-mighty-arbiter In reply to CommanderRatas [2010-04-22 00:22:57 +0000 UTC]

that was gooby dude!

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-22 01:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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the-mighty-arbiter In reply to CommanderRatas [2010-04-22 02:08:13 +0000 UTC]

it takes me to youtube but its the main page

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CommanderRatas In reply to the-mighty-arbiter [2010-04-22 02:11:14 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Here, this one works, I tested it.
It's the first video on the list.

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