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Cole-Johnson
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[2012-06-26 13:17:51 +0000 UTC]
"explosiveAstronaut"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 164; Deviations: 45; Watchers: 45
Watching: 86; Pageviews: 4747; Comments Made: 197; Friends: 86
# About me
Your name is COLE JOHNSON, but your friends tend to call you CJ. You are THIRTEEN, but who really cares? Your major interests are: VIDEO-GAMES, ASTRONAUTS, and EXPLOSIVES. When you get older, you hope you don't fuck up hard enough and can get into a good college to be the best goddamn ASTRONAUT around. Or be DEMOLITION EXPERT. Mostly the first part, since your DAD thinks you're too smart to waste your time with explosives. Psh. You tend to type like you couldnt be bothered to do any sort of punctuation or real grammar with a mix of fuck you and you suck but sometimes when you RAGE hard enough you Begin to talk in full sentences, and you use a SHIT ton of CUSS words and CAPS because some DICKWAD decided to get on your FUCKIN' BLACK list. Your chum handle is explosiveAstronaut, and you're already sure you're in hell.What will you do?
Eyes: Purple
Hair: Ebony
Race: Caucasian
Height: 5'2”
Weight: 97Lbs
Age: 15
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Main: Turtle-Pickle
# Comments
Comments: 36
==> Leave COLE a present, just as you said you would. You find where he most likely IS and drop off a bunch of shiny rocks, along with a PICTURE.
> Among those rocks is one chunk of Gold Ore, one small ruby, and a plain white QUARTZ. You hope he'll wake up and find these!
> With that, you abscond.
deviantART muro drawing
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==> Wake up
What is all this shit. And why did a four year old-- Oh.
Novae.
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=> NOVAE: Become the blanket monster! This command is irrelevant since YOU ARE THE BLANKET MONSTER. Slowly you sneak up on your prey, slowly...and when you're close enough, you pounce onto Cole's shoulders and giggle wildly!
RAAAGGRR BLANKET MONSTER GET FRIEND!!
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=> Cole: Screech like a girl.
hOLY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY WHEN EVEN THE FUCK JUST
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=> You giggle and retain your IRON GRIP.
shhh friend!!
shh it only novae!!!!
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novae wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME SO BAD NOVAE WHY
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because me blanket monster! >O)
=> Speaking of the blanket, it's fallen onto the floor.
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=> At last you let go, hop off him, and pick the blanket back up, wrapping it around yourself. Ah, sweet warmth. You hold up your arms and now it's a CAPE.
see!
blanket monster. O)
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oh
cool i guess
also weird
and creepy
but cool
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- mindlessBehavior began pestering explosiveAstronaut-
MB: Oi, Cole. I thought that it was best to be check'in on ye now that me tranport is fixed.
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MB: How have ye been, Lad?
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[EA]: uh okay i guess i havent done much so...
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MB: Ah, I see.
MB: Well ya could always come up when ya want.
MB: If ye look'in for something ta do!
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[EA]: uh yeah i mean
[EA]: that would be cool and stuff i guess
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MB: Well, then I'll be look'in for ya in the main'room then.
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MB: Just message me if ya hang'in about.
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NOT
FUCKING
FRIENDS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL STAB YOU SO HARD OKAY DONT YOU DARE TOUCH ME
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ok
maybe a little
but
yo dont be a dick and try and eat me
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ok because
humans dont do well with that
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HeLL-LLo, human boy! I'm caLL-LLed Vide, weL-Lcome.
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sup
wait why the fuck am i "human boy"
shit thats rude as fuck
whatever my name is CJ and welcome to hell right
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Oo-er. Sorry. But you are human though. And don't be siLL-LLy, heLL-LL is a L-Lot coL-Lder.
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i didnt call you alien bitch did i
and hell is hot as fuck
satans asshole hot
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No caLL-LL to be rude, particuL-LarL-Ly since I'LL-LL L-LikeL-Ly be the one fixing your ouches L-Later.
How'd you know, have you been to heLL-LL?
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eh sure you will be
and sure ive been and ive seen and ive lived hell
got a problem with that?
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