saintcrimes [2019-10-22 00:11:32 +0000 UTC]

-grabs you-

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saintcrimes [2016-11-13 03:27:31 +0000 UTC]

it is everyones favourite film about a syrup addicted bear that is right it is winnie the poo and his cousin piglet from the hit family film that is called winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup. if you havent seen winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup before then you might as well just be blind or deaf or both because you are missing out on a action packed adventure that will haunt you for the rest of your life and my best bit in the whole of the film is when winnie the poo is standing outside of his college in his red coloured crop top with his traditional no trousers on and he is making loads of people laugh by sucking syrup off the top of a teachers car and then gargling with it to the theme tune of mtvs sweet sixteen and all of his friends was saying that it was so funny and his friend ross even said that it was probably one of the best things that he has seen in about half a year and then tigger who is the main idiot at the college was going around telling everyone that he is going to punch winnie the poo in the back of his head after college when he is not looking because he hates him so much but it was so obvious that he is just jealous of winnie the poo for getting all of the attention from everyone and then after college tigger goes to punch him but winnie the poo senses his presence and he instantly turns around and slices tiggers spine with a bit of plastic that he found next to a fence and then winnie the poo goes on top of tigger on the ground and he does a massive screaming laugh right in tiggers face that sounded like a train full of bees smashing into a school and then before tigger could even say why cant i move my legs winnie the poo had completely vanished and then when it was at night time winnie the poo goes over to piglets house and he says for piglet to give him all of the syrup that he has got and piglet says you cant have it because my wife is pregnant and it is all that she can eat right now and winnie the poo says pregnant shmegnant i dont give a flying hell if she is pregnant or if she is just fat i just want to have all of your delicious golden bee juice inside of myself and then he slowly walks over to piglet and he kisses him on his forehead and he says my sweet cousin in a really light voice and then he looks at him for about 5 seconds and he does a half smile and then he slaps him right across his face and he bends forward and he licks piglets face where he was just slapped and he says give me your bee syrup now you salmon coloured dwarf and piglet says you need help mate you have got a serious syrup problem and winnie the poo says shut up no i do not and piglet says eh you do realise the reason everyone calls you winnie the poo is because you actually stink of poo because you never wash because all that you do is drink bee syrup all day and tigger said he actually saw you eating your own poo out of a napkin in the college car park as well and then winnie the poo just grabs the jar of syrup out of piglets pale pink palms and he runs out of the house and as he is running away he screams jumanji and then right at the end of the film there is a shot of winnie the poo sitting in the woods looking at a photograph of him and christopher robin in italy next to the eiffel tower and the camera goes really close up on winnie the poos face and he starts laughing and loads of bees fly out of his mouth and it lasts for about 5 minutes and then the screen just goes completely black and writing comes up that says winnie the poo hasnt been seen for nearly 2 and a half years and then a lightning bolt goes across the screen and it smashes the writing up into loads of little pieces and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is one of the most action packed films that has ever been made about syrup and if you have children of your very own or if you can find a child just for a day then you should definitely have a watch of it with them when it is the summer holidays because trust me you will not regret it not even a slice.

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saintcrimes [2016-09-30 01:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Are you seeking someone to write your characters into a story with quality put into it, co-starring alongside the authors' characters? KaijuYena Productions is here to serve you in a mutual manner!

Don't tolerate furries? Don't reply to this profiles PM. This is the ONLY case in your puny meaningless safe zone filled stubborn mind where not responding to us is good for you.

I also do RP's. Story driven ones only. If you ask or even hint at it going to the other extreme end where it is JUST about you getting your pathetic overcompensated rocks off, then go the hell away from me. People like you waste my time. I don't give a shit if furries don't turn you on. I am a story driven RPer. GET OVER IT. I don't care what turns you on.

Whatever. If you can't handle me then why the fuck did you read this.

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HowManyDragons [2016-08-23 15:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for ing my dragon sculpture! There are many more handmade dragon figurines in my gallery, if you'd like to take a look. 

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saintcrimes [2016-07-31 04:28:05 +0000 UTC]

In 5, 4, 3, 2
I know you see
Some how the world will change for me
And be so wonderful
Live life
Breath air
I know some how we're gonna get there
And feel so wonderful
It's all for-reaal
I'm tellin you just how I feel
So wake up the members of my nation
It's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one
Everytime
Just see the brighter side
Of every situation
Somethings are meant to be
So gimme your best
And leave the rest to me
Leave it all to me (leave it all to me)
Leave it all to me
Just leave it all to me

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x-AL3X [2016-07-23 02:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the watch! i hope you enjoy the content <3

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Hugh-Janus [2016-02-11 08:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Commenter

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saintcrimes [2016-02-11 03:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Please pray for my little cousin,Casey.He was attacked by a dog and it messed him up.It had made him unconsious,and when my cousin found him,he had a hole in his neck and his face was bloody.They might have to do plastic surgery.Please....please...please...I AM BEGGING YOU!!! Pray for him! He was only 1 years old..

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saintcrimes [2016-02-11 03:25:40 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T!! WANT PEOPLE!! TO PEE!! THEMSELVES!! I understand the appeal of bathroom control bc have you fucking ever had to hold your piss in for hours and then you finally go to the bathroom and it feels so damn good
that is why it's on my 'maybe' list on f-list god damn all of you

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Spxcx [2016-02-04 03:07:27 +0000 UTC]

YOU’VE BEEN SNARTED!! Snarty snarty <3
Spread the DA snarts around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can snart the person who snarted you!
2- You -MUST- snart 10 other people, at least!
3- You should snart them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random snarts are perfectly okay! (and smexy)
5- You should most definitely get started snarting right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Doogal!

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saintcrimes [2016-02-04 03:04:35 +0000 UTC]

YOU’VE BEEN SNARTED!! Snarty snarty <3
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RULES:
1- You can snart the person who snarted you!
2- You -MUST- snart 10 other people, at least!
3- You should snart them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random snarts are perfectly okay! (and smexy)
5- You should most definitely get started snarting right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Doogal!

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Hugh-Janus [2016-02-04 02:51:55 +0000 UTC]

YOU’VE BEEN SNARTED!! Snarty snarty <3
Spread the DA snarts around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can snart the person who snarted you!
2- You -MUST- snart 10 other people, at least!
3- You should snart them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random snarts are perfectly okay! (and smexy)
5- You should most definitely get started snarting right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Doogal!

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saintcrimes [2016-02-01 03:23:19 +0000 UTC]

I'll remember Sundip... Whenever I make a mistake
I'll remember Honeypebble... Whenever I have an ache
I'll remember Palestar... Whenever a storm is coming
I'll remember Foxpelt... Whenever I am cunning
I'll remember Curlpelt... Whenever I comment on the day
I'll remember Rockpaw... Whenever I am gay
I'll remember Greatstar... Whenever I must lead
I'll remember Nightwisp... Whenever I must feed (on the souls of the damned)
I'll remember Grasstooth... Whenever I see a dentist
I'll remember Peachpelt... Whenever I am relentless
I'll remember Specklecoat... Whenever I call someone a baby
I'll remember Thrushpaw... Whenever I AM a baby
I'll remember Graveleye... Whenever I am blind
I'll remember Rippleleaf... Whenever there are worries on my mind
I'll remember Cloudedpelt... Whenever my child is dumb
I'll remember Fireclaw... When I am never lonesome
I'll remember Noclaw... Whenever I hate the world
I'll remember Pinepelt... When I see someone who is burly
I'll remember Rainleg... Whenever I have a leg
I'll remember Rustfur... Whenever I am an egg
I'll remember Riverheart... Whenever I fall
I'll remember Littlepaw... Whenever I feel small
I'll remember Eaglekit... Whenever I'm swept away
I'll remember Raggedpaw... When I'm never okay
I'll remember Fluffkit... Whenever I face strife
I promise to remember all of these cats... For the rest of my life

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saintcrimes [2016-01-30 07:46:30 +0000 UTC]

HAI OTAKUZ!!! NYA IT'S ME kitten-senpai! today i will be teaching you noobs how to make good canon watrior cat oc?? (there are 7 btw, starcla, thunderclag, wind lag, river kagg, AND THATS ITB!!!) ZokOKAY!! HERE I AM SNARTING! . starclan: HERE IS WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE. when you make your warrior cats OC, be sure to make sure that they are a DESCENDENT MAGICAL WARRIOR OF STARCLAN WITH SPECIAL POWERS AND MAGICAL FUR AND COOL HANDSOME PERSONALITY! (they must descend from a GOOD starclan cat like firestar or bluestar or even better, FIRESTAR AND BLUESTAR'S CHILD SENT DOWN FROM STARCLAN TO SAVE THE CLANS!!) ok? make sure they ARE RELATED TO CLANSTAR IN SOME WAY . here is obviously the BEST non-starclan clan, the clan of THUNDER. now when yous ee thunder irl it is like… KSHSHSHHSHSHSH BROOM BROOM VRRRROOM right??? LOL NO! that is just my LAMBORGHINI IN MY GAAARAGE THAT I DRIVE THROHGH THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS! actually, fhunderclw is gbe most BRAVEST and righteous clan of THEM ALL!!!!!!3!!! MAKE SURE YOUR STATCLAN WATRILR OC IS DESCENDED FROM THUNDERCLAN!! for example they are the child of firestar and graystripe! not possible you say? HOMOPHOBE! i yell at your face . NOW IT IS TIME FOR RIVERCLAN THE WORST LAZY FATEST CLAN EVER now obviously, if your oc is riverclan, THEY NEED TO BE DESCENDED FROM SILVERSTREAM by rule of thumb. Dont even wiestion why. also be sure to include this in ur riverclan oc's description: (descendent of silverstream) has waterproof, fluffy, long, luscious flowing SILVER BEAUTIFUL FUR AS BRIGHT AS SILVERPELT AND AS GOOD AS LINEN AND !! SO GOOODDDD!! . okay!! time for... windclan now do not make your cat windclan no matter what. UNLESS THEY ARE THE CHILD OF TALLSTAR OR LEOPARDSTAR do NOT even try because WINDCLAN = NOT AS BRAVEST AS THUNDER OR AS BEEEEAUTIFUL AS RIVER OR AS POWER POWER GREAT AS STARCLAB. . OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH. there are obviously no other clans left! but IF your oc does not fit into one of these CATegories, be sure to makr them a shadowy EVIL cat with BLOOD RED EYES AND BLACK FUR AS BLACK AS THE BLACKEST OF NIGHT! also YOUR EVIL BLOODCLUB OR SHADOWCLUB CAT MUST HAVE A bone collar or armor of some sort, extended claws, OR EVEN BETTER THEY HAVE SOME (entirely falsely represented) Mental illness that makes them seem relentlessly edgy and needy . (for the best possible warrior cats oc achievable, make sure fhat you completely and utterly overcomplicate. why say "clawclaw has black fur and green eyes" when you can say "MY COPYRIGHTED (2016c) CHARACTER (whose profile is also official and COPYRIGHTED BY LEGAL LAW), POSSESSES EXTREMELY BRIGHT FLASHING EMERALD EYES DEEP AS DARKEST POOL OF CHOLEA-INFESTED WATER AND FUR AS BLACK AS THE NIGHT SKY AFTER GLOBAL WARMING COMPLETELY AND UTGERLY DESTROYS ALL SOURCES OF NATURAL LIGHT PENETRATION FROM OUTER SPACE.") -(but for the best, best , BEST POSSIBLE WC OC EVER, make it a tuxedo cat with purple eyes.) ----- KITTEN SENPAI OUT XD HOLERA-INFESTED WATER, not "cholea-infested"!!!!!! oops made 1 typo! sorry about that babes! fixed everything so now is perfect and good to go! parfrcf

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LexisSketches [2016-01-28 03:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Hello  Just a random deviant stopping by to say hello!
 I hope you have a wonderful day/night~! 
 I hope you're having a happy January! 

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saintcrimes [2016-01-22 04:46:43 +0000 UTC]

The outside world is our enemy, Morty! We're the only fehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and... Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days! Rick and Morty forever a hundred times! Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. Www.rickandmorty.com. Www.rickandmortyadventures. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com. [closing garage door inside] Www.100timesrickandmorty.com.

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saintcrimes [2015-12-25 04:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fello brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal homeslice breadslice dog but I gotta warn you if you take one diddly darn step closer I'll have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture?Huh?Do you want that?Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical contact with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friendIf you keep this up I might just have to get not so friendly with youMy friendy friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddyHey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fello brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal homeslice breadslice dog but I gotta warn you if you take one diddly darn step closer I'll have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture?Huh?Do you want that?Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical contact with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friendIf you keep this up I might just have to get not so friendly with youMy friendy friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

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saintcrimes [2015-12-22 23:42:57 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU WANT TO SEE 3 YEAR OLD ART? FYI, IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHREK. IF YOU DONT HAVE GLASSES YOU NEED SOME. DO ALL GREEN PEOPLE LOOK LIKE SHREK TO YOU? IF THERE WAS A REAL RACE OF GREEN PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WOULD BE RACIST! YOURE THE ONE SAYING FROZENS ENGLISH IS CRAP WHILE YOU DONT CAPITALIZE! YOURE THE 3YEAR OLD HERE

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saintcrimes [2015-12-19 19:52:51 +0000 UTC]

I'll remember Brightheart…When I see a scar one someone's face
I will think of WindClan...Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Goosefeather...When nobody believes me 
I'll remember Heathertail...When someone wants to be 'just friends'
I will think of StarClan...When I am near the end
I'll remember Leafpool...When I must follow my heart
I'll remember Hollyleaf...If I ever fall apart
I'll remember Brambleclaw...When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf...When I'm suffering from bad health
I'll remember Lionblaze...When I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar...If I choose the path that's wrong
I'll remember Dovewing...When I hear of something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail...When a kitten catches their first prey 
I'll remember Feathertail...Whenever I must be brave
I'll remember The Tribe...When I'm in a cave
I'll remember Ashfur...When somebody breaks my heart
I'll remember Barley...When me and my siblings are far apart
I'll remember Ivypool...When I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar...When my loyalty's put to the test
I'll remember the many battles...When I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember all of these cats...For the rest of my life

REPOST OR U WILL FORGET THESE CATS!!!

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Hugh-Janus [2015-12-19 19:24:18 +0000 UTC]

I'll remember Brightheart…When I see a scar one someone's face
I will think of WindClan...Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Goosefeather...When nobody believes me 
I'll remember Heathertail...When someone wants to be 'just friends'
I will think of StarClan...When I am near the end
I'll remember Leafpool...When I must follow my heart
I'll remember Hollyleaf...If I ever fall apart
I'll remember Brambleclaw...When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf...When I'm suffering from bad health
I'll remember Lionblaze...When I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar...If I choose the path that's wrong
I'll remember Dovewing...When I hear of something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail...When a kitten catches their first prey 
I'll remember Feathertail...Whenever I must be brave
I'll remember The Tribe...When I'm in a cave
I'll remember Ashfur...When somebody breaks my heart
I'll remember Barley...When me and my siblings are far apart
I'll remember Ivypool...When I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar...When my loyalty's put to the test
I'll remember the many battles...When I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember all of these cats...For the rest of my life

REPOST OR U WILL FORGET THESE CATS!!!

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saintcrimes [2015-11-28 04:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Oi all of your peeps out there!!!!!!!!!this is the police okay jk but listen people I'm trying to be rude or anything but YOUR the ones who are Harrassing and being mean to her idk what you think of her stuff but keep your options to yourself and stop being a harasser and start standing up because frozenprincess is my friend an she has done nothing o me she's always been to kind to me and other people can't you leave her out of his I mean just keep the thoughts and options to yourself oh and if your being so rude to me then DO IT BE MEAN TO I DONT GIVE A CRAP IVE BEEN BULLIED MY WHOLE LIfE PEOPLE CALLING NAMES AT ME CUZ I WAS A NERD AND D**S*** DO U KNOW HOW IT FEELS CAUSE THATS HOW SHE FEELS In THE INSIDE BEING BEAT UP AND pEOPLE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER IF YOUR ONE OF THOSE PEOPlE THEN BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF OF BULLYING CHILDREN AND PPL WERE ALL HUMAN SO KEEP THE DARN OPTIONS TO YOURSELF

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MiinjyArt [2015-09-24 20:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Hello!   

Thank you so much for the fave! ;7; 

I'm very thankful for your support ;7;       
          
Have a great day! ^7^

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lovebby [2015-07-05 07:17:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav! !

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Hugh-Janus [2015-06-20 01:05:48 +0000 UTC]

careful... theres a spider.....







/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

send to all ur friends or the spider will get u

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Sit-by-Me-and-sea [2015-05-30 18:01:33 +0000 UTC]

thank you kindly for faving!

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Hugh-Janus [2015-05-25 22:12:46 +0000 UTC]

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Spxcx [2015-04-29 19:12:04 +0000 UTC]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
……__________________
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…..), —-.((_) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

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Hugh-Janus [2015-04-17 22:32:26 +0000 UTC]

YOU’VE BEEN SNARTED!! Snarty snarty <3
Spread the DA snarts around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can snart the person who snarted you!
2- You -MUST- snart 10 other people, at least!
3- You should snart them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random snarts are perfectly okay! (and smexy)
5- You should most definitely get started snarting right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Doogal!

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Odme1 [2015-03-11 03:01:32 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much for the watch

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PandaHatLara [2014-09-01 21:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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fuckingevilcookie [2014-06-12 21:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!  

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