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BlackPhoenicx
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[2007-12-15 00:21:47 +0000 UTC]
"What's wrong with me?"
(United States)
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Favourites: 5; Deviations: 74; Watchers: 41
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 11798; Comments Made: 894; Friends: 6
# Comments
Comments: 155
hello~!
imma bit of a new guy here on DevArt.
i was browsing and i came to ask if i could use your anti-spiral avatar.
i dont know if i really need to ask, but better safe than stealin', amirite?
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Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
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Sorry I haven't been on lately, Darlin's. I'm at a friend's house right now. She preoccupied, so gimme the link and let's chat? ;'D
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You've been tagged: [link]
also, it's nice to see that Peyton's warmed up to you being her son! xD
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[link] 
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You are adopted! Either that or I'm going to abort you!! ..... Somehow! D|<
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Are you angry? Mom?
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!! D|<
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Mommy said I should call you "Mom".
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Dammit, Tasha! DDDDDD:<
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Why are you angry?
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Why the fuck do you think?!
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Because thinking can help one understand something through analysis.
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Dude. Fuck you, thundercunt. I asked you why you think I'm angry, not why you actually bother to think, which I don't think you do. You're probably just a robot. And it's annoying.
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Oh, sorry. You just didn't make it that clear.
I really don't know why you're angry. You've said before that my attitude annoys you, which wasn't vivid enough to help me understand what it is that I do to annoy you.
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You're pretty dense for a 16 year old.
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That's true that some things I don't understand as easily as you.
Why is it excusable for you to yell and be angry a lot again?
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Well you don't have to act like a naive idiot about it. By the by, do you even know what sarcasm IS? Tasha says you don't.
(TASHA: I HATE MY SON. *hangs self in closet*)
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I know what it is, but I don't understand it when or why people use it.
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Really.
Answer please. Why is it okay for you to yell and be angry more than what's normally acceptable? You said something about anger issues once?
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I'm trying to ask you a question.
Please.
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FAILFAILFAILTAKEAHINTFAILFAILFAIL.
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What are you talking about? What hint?
Just answer my question. You don't need to be difficult.
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Please stop saying that. Just answer my question.
It's not hard to repeat something you've said before.
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Siht fo esoprup eht si tahw?
Would you cooperate with me?
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Stop talking like that.
Why not?
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annaw t'nod i esuaceb.
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Of course you don't want to. there's nothing else obviously keeping you from cooperating, so I'd assume that because you won't, you must not want to.
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You initially commented on my profile. I've only been replying to your comments.
Would you mind answering my question now?
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You're being annoying. I don't even remember asking a question, and I don't feel like answering anymore. All you reply is know-it-all bullshit that annoys the hell out of everyone!
So, yes, I WOULD mind. Fuck off.
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You don't have to ask a question for someone to be able to make a reply.
I didn't think I've been saying too many things to deserve being called a know-it-all. Give some specific examples.
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First, you are way to analytical. Second, you take things OVER THE TOP-to seriously. That can piss people off. Third, you give over-logical answers to simple questions, and fourth, you don't really get sarcasm. Those are all the things that annoy me about you. Maybe if we talk through it, I can learn to deal. It's that our personalities just don't mesh well. Tasha can take a lot of annoying shit. (i guess?) I, on the other hand, can't. I am an easily angered, easily annoyed person.
Is that good enough for you?
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I asked for examples, meaning things that I've said that are too analytical or serious. Examples would still help, but I appreciate that you're willing to make some progress.
That makes sense; it would definitely help more to talk through it than to have pointless arguments or keep repeating the same things to eachother.
What sort of things could I say differently that wouldn't annoy you so much?
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Well, when I said 'why the fuck do you think?' you said why you thought. in general. Not why you though I was angry. That set me off.
Just try to be less serious. Joke around more. Maybe you're like my uncle and I just don't get your sense of humor.
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I first thought that when you said that, you were asking why I thought you were angry. However, you weren't perfectly specific about the fact that you were asking why I thought you were angry. If I were to answer the question I thought you were asking at first, I would have been assuming you meant something you didn't say entirely.
As obvious something seems to me at first, I'm too scared to be wrong about something or to assume something I'm not certain of. I can't help but to think things over again and again.
I never intentionally make jokes aloud. I'm always either scared that others won't like the joke and think it's a weird thing to say, or I think it's weird myself.
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Your problem is that you think too much! XD Waaay to much. You over think things and it probably stresses you. That's what bothered me. I couldn't really say whether or not you "overthought" things before because I didn't know. I was gonna say it, but I didn't get the chance to.
Anyways, don't be scared to be wrong. I do it all the time and look like an idiot, but I just laugh it off. You gotta loosen up a bit.
Just say whatever you wanna say, be more open and people friendly, that's all.
I gotta go eat som' nummy crab, but I'll be back!! >|D
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I'll try.
It's just that I don't want to look like an idiot, but because I overthink things so much, I end up looking like an idiot in a different way.
Thanks, Mom.
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No problem, son~! <3
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Aww.. thank you!
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Uh, I don't have any words to show how happy I am right now.
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Dude. I am a premium member..... *squeallll*!!!!
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Oh, how do you become a premium member?
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