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Benedicks ♂️ [39961227] [2016-07-23 17:45:16 +0000 UTC] (United States)

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Comments: 37

Benedicks [2016-07-24 04:43:58 +0000 UTC]


I'm just a poor son of a drunkard. 
Reply here to interact with my muse or I~ Admin Maya

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-10-22 20:08:22 +0000 UTC]

your mouth looks like a butthole

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-08-26 18:44:41 +0000 UTC]

your the woror Army ever. Raspect to General Lafayette... Last Chance not to read this before you go in the tub

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steady-habits In reply to Benedicks [2016-08-05 03:06:27 +0000 UTC]

//gives him a death glare
//sticks her tongue out at him
//gdi connecticut can't you be nice to him?-

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Benedicks In reply to steady-habits [2016-08-15 05:55:34 +0000 UTC]

"I hope you know you're talking to a General"

//Brings out his rifle//

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steady-habits In reply to Benedicks [2016-08-16 16:12:37 +0000 UTC]

//she doesn't seem fazed by the rifle tbh-
//srsly connecticut?-
"And I hope you know you are talking to the place of your birth."
//crosses her arms while glaring at him
//she's still so much shorter than him dear god-
//connecticut you really don't look all that intimidating to him right noW-

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-30 22:21:39 +0000 UTC]

your mouth is too small

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Benedicks In reply to aristocracies [2016-07-31 01:40:27 +0000 UTC]

your ego is to large

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-31 01:51:30 +0000 UTC]

whew good thing i wasn't trying to put my ego in your tiny mouth then

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Benedicks In reply to aristocracies [2016-07-31 01:52:44 +0000 UTC]

okay that's it.

fucking fight me

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-31 02:13:30 +0000 UTC]

I'd punch you in the mouth but I can't see it without a microscope

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Benedicks In reply to aristocracies [2016-07-31 02:16:28 +0000 UTC]

you suck

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-31 13:00:19 +0000 UTC]

I'd say you blow but idk how you'd get that mouth around anyone's dick

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 13:38:29 +0000 UTC]

why r u so short lmao

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Benedicks In reply to aristocracies [2016-07-25 21:34:22 +0000 UTC]

well it's usually the giants that get put in the circus. Good luck.

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-08-07 23:17:08 +0000 UTC]

no, they're midgets in the circus as well

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taIIboy In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 06:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Sir...

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Benedicks In reply to taIIboy [2016-07-25 21:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Spanking time

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taIIboy In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-26 07:48:27 +0000 UTC]

please

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 04:45:29 +0000 UTC]

ur the worst

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 04:47:30 +0000 UTC]

how about we put what's behind us and I can introduce you to my bed

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aristocracies In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 18:04:31 +0000 UTC]

Step off

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 04:48:35 +0000 UTC]

that is a disgusting idea, i would never willingly copulate with a traitor

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 04:52:53 +0000 UTC]

im not a traitor, I just betrayed you

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 04:53:30 +0000 UTC]

p sure thats what a traitor is

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 04:57:35 +0000 UTC]

aww, your so smart you old fox

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 04:58:40 +0000 UTC]

k...... u can stay 1000000 miles away from me now.... ill stick to lafayette

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 05:00:08 +0000 UTC]

not for long ;^)

shame if something were to happen involving the British

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 05:01:45 +0000 UTC]

yep, the British are scum who are always up to something, this isnt anything new

also keep ur winky face away from me

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 05:02:16 +0000 UTC]

;^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 05:03:46 +0000 UTC]

stop that

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 05:04:20 +0000 UTC]

make me "General"

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 05:05:23 +0000 UTC]

!!!! nO!!!! stOP THIS NOW!!

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 05:06:42 +0000 UTC]

alright

double winky face ;;^)

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 05:07:38 +0000 UTC]

thats not good either! sTOP!

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Benedicks In reply to gxneral [2016-07-24 05:11:04 +0000 UTC]

say please

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gxneral In reply to Benedicks [2016-07-24 05:13:50 +0000 UTC]

never, u creepy redcoat

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