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[2013-03-22 04:37:15 +0000 UTC]
"id hate to point out.."
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Favourites: 2; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 402
Watching: 393; Pageviews: 6818; Comments Made: 1558; Friends: 393
# About me
Joan 'Slim' EgbertYour name is JOAN. But you're not a normal JOAN. You are a TRICKSTER JOAN You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include CANDY OF ALL KINDS and a passion for REALLY AWFUL ANTI-JOKES. You are rather PERKY, and most of the jokes you tell DON'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL. Your dream is to be A WELL-KNOWN COMEDIAN, but you and most other people know this isn't going to happen. Your other interests include, SEMI-SONG QUOTING, CANDY and WEIRD RIDDLES.
Did I mention you love CANDY? Like. Really love candy.
An UNHEALTHY OBSESSION one could say.
What will you do?
> Joan: Drive someone up the wall with your terrible jokes.
Comment Virginity Hero:
# Comments
Comments: 835
" honestly, i'd say that strawberry banana scented lipgloss tastes better than the classic vanilla ones "
" face it ! you can get vanilla ANYWHERE ! i could give you a VANILLA-FLAVOURED PUNCH TO THE FACE if i wanted to "
" but strawberry banana is special ! "
" hehehehehahaha "
/munches happily on her lipgloss
" anyone who has differing opinions can FIGHT ME !! "
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"Aw fuck no. It's like a fucking innocent rainbow loving shit head barfed rainbows on you. Like what the hell. Why is there a bigass lollipop in your head i mean like seriously?"
//Katt we need to wash ur mouth child
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that wouldn't be veeery far off~!
/giggles to the max, patting the lollipop stick on top of her head.
i'm going to the candy disco party of course! heheheeeeheheahahahah. ehehe.
only the COOL and FUNTASTIC CANDYRIFIC people go there. mmmhm!
/grabs her arm, pulling on it a bit.
do you KNOW of this disco party??
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"Oh god."
//shudders
"A candy disco?"
"What?"
"..........."
//OH GOD SHES KILLING MY ARM
"No I don't."
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" good god. "
" you are BRIGHT. "
/ blinks
" so bright. "
" i like it. "
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/ painfully large grin, eyeing her intently
" bright ? HAAHAHA yes yes !!! i shine !! i shine like the brightest of all diamonds !!!! "
" and you're so dull ! "
" fuck that noise, where's your color ?!?!?!?! "
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" shine bright like a diamond. "
/ squints
/ stares
" my... color? "
" i dont have bright clothing. "
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i,,, wHAT?? jOHN?? w-WHY ARE YOU-- aND YOUR HAIR--wHY-
i'M SO CONFUSED!
,,,mY HEAD,,kINDA HURTS NOW,,, D: {
Outofconfidence: Poor bby XD
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/ literally only a few inches away from his face
/ eyes reeeeeal wide and excited
" hiiiiya tav ! what happened to your KNOCKERS ??? where did they go ?? "
" are they hiding ? "
/ grips his wrist all tight, yanking it up
" ARE WE GOING TO GO FIND THEM ???? "
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D;{ *backs up* i,,,uHHH,,, *runs away*
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. : sugar sugar honey buns : . mm i want to redo the layout, but i don't think i will
>;0
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" ain't got NOTHING to be ashamed of !!! "
" except your face that is ! AHAHHAHAEHAHEHEHEAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! "
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" how do you maintain that ? hehehahaa "
" groooooosss !!! "
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ooc. omg this thing gives me nostalgia i remember when i was in my prime
on trickster joanie
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" wow davey! hehe "
" nice wings ! "
" : B "
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Oh
Thanks
//internal screaming increases
//fucking run dav e-
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