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[2017-06-02 11:26:54 +0000 UTC]
"Science motherfucker"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 11; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 86
Watching: 89; Pageviews: 4672; Comments Made: 651; Friends: 89
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: It'sFavorite movies: black
Favorite TV shows: and
Favorite bands / musical artists: white
Favorite books: no
Favorite writers: something
Favorite games: isnt
Favorite gaming platform: right
Tools of the Trade: the enemy's invisible
Other Interests: i don't know how to fight.
# About me
| Rick Sanchez | Do not call him Ricardo. Only his mom gets to do that | He'll fight you. | But he's so pure | Also a scientist in training | Kinda a momma's boy but will never admit this |Rick isn't usually happy being called Ricardo, usually because people usually make fun of him anyways, he usually just lets his mother call him that because he knows it makes her happy. Sadly his dad left them when he was born so he doesn't know his dad. But he is fairly calm about it, he doesn't really bother mentioning it only when it deems appropriate but he usually does have a positive attitude toward tasks.
Some people see him as a weird kid and he isn't, he just is alittle different but his mom doesn't mind one bit and usually encourages him to be himself rather then try and fit in, she is very encouraging of his achievements as long as he keeps to his schoolwork and doesn't hurt anyone. Cause sadly he has turned a couple people into monsters but that's beyond the point.
He does though have a limited amount of friends and usually they become scared by him and usually they drift off but he does try his best. But sadly he just in the end chose to go on his own and sometimes he rather have it like that allows him to focus on science!.
# Comments
Comments: 133
I'm not a freak...
This Comment is for IC thoughts only, this is Rick's Diary.
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The blue book was quietly hidden underneath Rick's pillow. There was a small title reading 'Journal' but nothing else as there was a drawing on the front which appeared to be of a monster for some reason. Who Knows.
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Entry #5
If anyone ever bullies Morty with jellybeans or about his fear of bathrooms I will cut their dicks off and see how they like having no man hood.
No one picks on Morty. He's my dad.
mortyfying
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[ There's some writing scribbled underneath this entry. ]
CUT OFF THEIR DICKS
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(>there was a message underneath]
WILL DO FATHER
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Entry #4
Was I really that bad when I'm older?
Jeez.
You know what. When I'm 18 (or older) just fucking shoot me in the head
Then maybe it'll be better for everyone.
I'll just be like 'Rick out motherfuckers peace!'
If they don't want me to become what I was when I was older then I dunno what the fuck they want me to be.
I'm not a psychic. I'm sick of everyone comparing me to someone who I don't even know yet!
Jesus Christ I need to take my meds before I get alittle crazy.
( mortyfying ]
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entry #3
Alright, I am a really bad kid in school. And probably worse at home but you know. it does doesn't bother me anymore since well, I can be thrown away at any time, I can run away at any time and well. I may be 10 but I can be responsible. Ish?Β
I dunno, I'm in my room avoiding Morty because he's angry at me for some reason. Probably touched something in his lab again I dunno. anyways I found a photo in his desk which seems like an older version of me. I look tired and pretty fucking drunk. So... maybe that's how I'll be in future, weird.
Also I found a awesome guitar in the attic. I hid it under my bed and play it when Morty and Mason are out at restaurants and stuff, I really think it's amazing.
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Entry #2 More observations of Mason.
Okay so Morty didn't appreciate that I threw Doritos at Mason. So now Doritos are banned in the house [I like fucking Doritos, I was doing science]
ALSO I found some sticky stuff in Morty's room. The label was scratched out
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Entry 1# The observation of Morty's boyfriend.
His name is Mason Pines. He is quite fascinating. But he makes Morty happy at least
But from observation, he does not appear to like doritos thrown at him and he also likes ice cream.
He plays twister alot with Morty and I don't know why but he had this weird pink thing that is usually in Morty's bathroom
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[ There's a yellow sticky note stuck onto the page. Judging by the handwriting and context, it's easy to tell who it's from. ]
Don't throw doritos at my boyfriend. Also stay out of my room.
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There was something written back.
I am doing observations Morty. I can do my conclusion when I am done.
IT IS SCIENCE MORTY!
ALSO STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT.
(I'm laughing)
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I'm not a freak...
Hi this is a semi independent Child Rick Sanchez from Rick and MortyΒ
Please leave starters below!
No bots or welcomes I have been here for 4 years.
Created by Linky
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( we should let these smols meet )
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( I could even start if you'd want! c': )
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eyy vampire starter for ur soul
sorry if it's short fam it's 4am @ the time im writing this i> [ beth was still getting used to the whole vampirism deal. it'd only been about a month since she'd gotten turned & to readjust to the whole thing had been quite difficult. ]
> [ first, she obviously needed to consume blood now, which meant she actually had to hunt. thankfully, human blood was not a requirement, & she could hunt animals. wasn't exactly what she wanted to do, but hey, if she had to choose she'd rather not live knowing she killed a person. ]
> [ second, she couldn't exactly go out in the sunlight anymore. if she thought her pale complexion got sunburnt easily before, then it was about 100 times worse now. she could wear thicker clothing, clothing with hoods & even hats in an attempt to cover up & keep herself from getting completely charred, but given how hot the weather was?? it wasn't easy. ]
> [ with those two points in mind, she basically had to go all the way to the closest forest (which from her house to the forest, really wasn't that close - thank god for heightened speed) at night to go & hunt her fill. a rather brutal process, but she couldn't exactly complain. ]
> [ now usually she insisted on just hunting alone - she didn't like anyone watching her while she fed. she thought it was rather embarrassing to be caught in such a savage state after being a semi-civil human for 34 years. thankfully, the forest usually seemed to be free of any other people. ]
> [ keyword; usually. ]
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( SLEEP DAMN YOU )
[> The small vampire was quiet as he was trying to show Morty he could be independent, and doing fairly horribly at catching something]
[> as he had tried catching a deer, instead he got kicked in the chest as he rubbed his chest abit ]
[> despite being unable to breath it still hurt to get kicked]
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U CANT CONTROL ME> [ beth happened to also be stalking that deer, & had been nearly prepared to pounce when the younger vampire had suddenly sprang forward. ]
> [ she blinked, surprised by the sudden appearance, & winced as she watched him get bucked right in the chest. ]
> [ she hesitated a moment before leaving her hiding spot, approaching the other slowly & murmuring quietly; ]" . . . well, you almost had that. "
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[ KIRA]
[> the boy pouted rubbing his chest]
"...this is stupid"
[> he muttered as he hadn't hunted on his own before. ]
[> and Morty was no help at all ]
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aw geez.
here's the boy
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eye for an eye.
older evil morty yeET
" You're C-137's Rick, right? Or, at least, the piece of shit replacement that they dumped on him. "
" ... You know, you're going to end up like his grandfather, right? At least, if you stick around with him. He's ruining you, Rick. He's turning you into a bad person. "
( / He hums and strolls in a slow circle around the shorter male, like a shark stalking its prey. )
" I could help you. I could make you into a much better person than that piece of shit. "
" You've just got to come with me. "
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[> The boy simply blinked before shrugging ]
"Not like I'm not already fucked in the head"
[> he responded simply ]
[> boy don't say that about yourself ]
"Why should I anyways? It's not like Morty has hurt me yet"
"Why do you care anyways, you don't want me, I'm pretty broken "
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aw geez.
okay but hear me out
this au madchrison.tumblr.com/post/161β¦
like can u imagine them just being in high school or smth and morty just randomly decides to approach the one kid in school who NOBODY likes and he's just 'hi!! :D'
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( MOTHERFUCKInG HELL YES)
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aw geez.
or better yet they're step brothers or smth and rick is just like 'oh my g od i can't believe i have to call you a brother now you're lame and stupid' and he totally expects morty to get mad and yell but he's just like '.... haha, yeah, i-i-i-i totally am. wanna go to the arcade?'
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aw geez.
asdfs could we please rp this au
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(-THROWS A STARTEr ON YOUR PAGE-)
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aw geez.
scREECHES AND TRIES TO CATCH IT
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cold as stone.bruh could u imagine teen!diane & teen!rick fuckngi,, running away together to spend their lives w/ each other like actual rebellious teens
like it's not even a big planned event they had or mind or anything it's just that dianeΒ got fed up w/ her parents so one night after they leave to go to some event dianeΒ jsut kinda casually goes to rickΒ & is like 'hey i'm thinkinΒ about blowing town u wanna come with or'
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( RICK WOULD JUST BE LIKE ' yeah let's blow this popstand baby]
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cold as stone.kgjKJFHGS & diane's just like 'hell yeah babe let's freakin g o-'
honestly these two i stfg-
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cold as stone.ahsk the two of them as teens are jsut.....p erfection
like u have these two ppl that are normally p quiet & introverted & usually kinda keep to themselves bc neither of them areΒ all that understood
but you put those two ppl together & they're actually Wild & a force to be reckoned with i-
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[ tbh tho like Rick is a chill as fuck dude but you hurt his Diane and he's a angry son of a bitch and same goes for Diane ]
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cold as stone.lmfao if anyone hurts rick they should prollyΒ expect to either get a book thrown at them or stabbed w/ a pen depending on what diane's got on her at the time-
& fyi.......she alwaysΒ has at least one pen on her : )c
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[ TBH RICK WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A SCREW DRIVER ON HIM ]
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rifp anyone who messes w/ diane my g o d
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[ TBH rick would just be like 'baby you may wanna look away ' ]
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akksgjh diane's just like 'you got it babe you fuck that asshole up-'
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[ tbh their the ultimate power couple when young but then their salty little shits when their olderΒ XD ]Β
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fr tho???? it's actually kinda sad in a way rip-
fuckngiΒ somewhere along the line they went from 'i'd stab someone for you' to 'i'd stab you' & its just......super Unfortunate
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[ tbh tho, like wtf happened ]
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idfk man my best guess is they kinda grew old & eventually that old Rebellious Teen Romance Spark they used to have kinda faded w/ adulthood i,,,,
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[ MY GOD NO THAT HURTS ]
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