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Ass9999 ♂️ [11846671] [2009-10-12 17:47:57 +0000 UTC] "Name me better" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 82; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 27

Watching: 19; Pageviews: 21204; Comments Made: 1412; Friends: 19

# About me





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● I give back those camelids. (: Although you should be working to find your true satisfaction – no joking matter – instead of spending your time on these trades.

● I just referred you to the pictures above, didn't I?

● I appreciated every comment, page view, favorite, watch, llama, everything. Thank you!


# Comments

Comments: 1317

JustDash1 [2023-12-20 19:08:58 +0000 UTC]

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Its-Me-Coolie [2020-04-22 21:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Llama Have one back Have a Great Day Take Care & Stay Safe

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Djidjs [2019-09-06 09:39:50 +0000 UTC]

Nice name. Can I hug it?

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Ailixa [2019-07-19 23:35:11 +0000 UTC]

you have nice works ~

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Doggutsz [2018-08-17 09:45:04 +0000 UTC]

     

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Ass9999 In reply to Doggutsz [2018-08-17 13:39:43 +0000 UTC]

And everything like that. And everything like that. And everything like that.

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chevy-runs-deep [2017-04-25 21:28:29 +0000 UTC]

ass is a wonderful thing

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ReclusiveChicken [2016-07-15 14:44:38 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering where my colt was.

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Ass9999 In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-07-16 12:04:32 +0000 UTC]

I was cooking my lunch.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Ass9999 [2016-07-16 13:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, if one's desperate, it can be excused in the minds of most (with their odd morals).

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bear48 [2016-06-03 19:07:08 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczN…

         


Thank you for the Llama


         


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spitesyre [2016-06-03 04:43:25 +0000 UTC]

I got to say, you have one of the best usernames on here haha.
Thanks for the llama too. :P

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Ass9999 In reply to spitesyre [2016-06-03 09:34:54 +0000 UTC]

The username being an application of language skills, it's no wonder, I know the words, I know the very best, I know the best words. I'm a highly educated, especially intelligent young man. And you may only find in me the best of all. I am great everyday.

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spitesyre In reply to Ass9999 [2016-06-03 09:42:49 +0000 UTC]

So you want to be the very best, that no one ever was?
Will you travel across the land, searching far and wide?
But the real question is, can you really catch em all?

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thecatsaid [2016-06-02 14:50:00 +0000 UTC]

enjoy that alpaca, you piece of ass

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Ass9999 In reply to thecatsaid [2016-06-02 16:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Well the cat might say that, but the ass knows it right: it's actually a llama and I'm naturally a full ass, not just a piece. But hey, knowing how to apply some fantasy correctly is a good thing. So how about I gift you a bit of cake badge in return? You see what I did here indeed.

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HisBestFantasyEverXD [2016-04-15 10:35:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Dude!

THANKS FOR THE LLAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!                       

By the way, you're are SO 9999% BADASS!!!!!! AND YES, THE PUN WAS FREAKING INTENDED, I REGRET NOTHING!!!        

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Ass9999 In reply to HisBestFantasyEverXD [2016-04-15 10:43:19 +0000 UTC]

 “A brave man [or imaginary cat] acknowledges the strength [or awesomeness] of others”.
― Veronica Roth, Divergent (adapted)

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HisBestFantasyEverXD In reply to Ass9999 [2016-04-15 10:50:19 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!      

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MistressSvedka [2015-11-14 21:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama!

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Ass9999 In reply to MistressSvedka [2015-11-15 09:58:58 +0000 UTC]

You were automatically signed up to a Smartass Answer delivery system (only 49.99 a month). Enjoy your lifetime subscription, which certainly lasts longer than your hair can grow!

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MistressSvedka In reply to Ass9999 [2015-11-15 18:00:53 +0000 UTC]

DOH!

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JUMBOLA [2015-03-13 11:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Cheers for the

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Ass9999 In reply to JUMBOLA [2015-03-13 11:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, get that creep moving.

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JUMBOLA In reply to Ass9999 [2015-03-13 12:17:49 +0000 UTC]

 

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YamaJun-Art98 [2015-03-06 20:33:11 +0000 UTC]

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Ass9999 In reply to YamaJun-Art98 [2015-03-08 20:39:34 +0000 UTC]

If only I had the circumstances to be that energetic! Weepie whoobaie woooooo! Except, not.

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YamaJun-Art98 In reply to Ass9999 [2015-03-08 22:25:31 +0000 UTC]

   No-one's perfect.  

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AmyKPhotos [2015-03-01 14:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for all you've done for me, dear friend!

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Ass9999 In reply to AmyKPhotos [2015-03-08 20:46:55 +0000 UTC]

So you came out of nowhere, eh? Hi there, I'm from Earth. My name is Ass. You're hot. Maybe... Want?  

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NML-Photography [2015-02-28 17:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama.

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Ass9999 In reply to NML-Photography [2015-02-28 17:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Tally-ho! Freak to human.   
www.anagramgenius.com/server.p…

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NML-Photography In reply to Ass9999 [2015-02-28 17:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Splendid.

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EvelynVictus [2015-01-06 18:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama!

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Snowy-kun [2014-11-11 16:37:07 +0000 UTC]

"This message is llama approved" 
How did you put that on your profile? 

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Ass9999 In reply to Snowy-kun [2014-11-11 19:32:06 +0000 UTC]

It's just an image. Use image tags to insert it: st.deviantart.net/blogskins/pr…

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Snowy-kun In reply to Ass9999 [2014-11-11 23:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Thank you very much. c: 

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iamnintendofan15 [2014-10-31 05:22:09 +0000 UTC]

llama 4 llama plz

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ScorpiiLupi [2014-08-27 16:27:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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Ass9999 In reply to ScorpiiLupi [2014-08-27 20:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Finish your  

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MYUSERNAMEISPINGAS [2014-08-17 09:02:55 +0000 UTC]

thx 4

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Ass9999 In reply to MYUSERNAMEISPINGAS [2014-08-27 20:07:47 +0000 UTC]

You went away before I could reply! Your username was Pingas, and that, will live forever in my memory, I hope. What a remarkable username. Truly leaves an impression.

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DragonOfEvil [2014-08-14 02:40:15 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the super llama.

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Ass9999 In reply to DragonOfEvil [2014-08-27 20:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Stay away from me satanic creature! You are morally corrupt. Evil causes suffering.

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DragonOfEvil In reply to Ass9999 [2014-08-28 06:03:15 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhhh kaaaaaay.....

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GeorgieDeeArt [2014-07-20 09:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Asssssssssss999999999999999999999

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Ass9999 In reply to GeorgieDeeArt [2014-07-20 09:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Joojie and only 99! But don't worry, you'll get there one day too!

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GeorgieDeeArt In reply to Ass9999 [2014-07-20 10:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha  

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The-Lost-Hope [2014-07-10 13:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama; here's one back!

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Ass9999 In reply to The-Lost-Hope [2014-07-10 15:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Whenever I see a new comment I'm like "smartass answer incoming!!", only lolz though.  

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