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AskLau ♂️ [18457005] [2011-07-28 07:05:49 +0000 UTC] "Trader of fine goods" (United Kingdom)

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Watching: 28; Pageviews: 9379; Comments Made: 78; Friends: 28

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# Comments

Comments: 78

lilysong182 [2017-04-10 18:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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Clodiuth-Matrix [2014-09-21 20:07:58 +0000 UTC]

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?


CASE ONE -

Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.


CASE TWO -

Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.


CASE THREE -

Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.


Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED


We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...


NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.


1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.


5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.


15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safeReply


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PhoenixMaiden210 [2013-11-11 02:14:16 +0000 UTC]

What's it like to smoke the opium pipe? and what do you smoke?

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KiSm15 [2012-11-16 14:18:30 +0000 UTC]

Seaweed? Wakame?

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AliceLuver [2012-05-05 05:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Hey lau What animal do you think of yourself being?

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manwella [2012-05-02 16:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Lau, can you come to Morroco ? I would be really happy to be your guide there ^^

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AshLocked [2012-04-18 02:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey hey *pokes* I have no one to talk to so guess whos account im going to start asking strange ass questions to?

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QueenofCroatia [2012-02-21 03:32:13 +0000 UTC]


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Everthingfan195 [2012-02-15 00:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Happy Valentine's Day
deviantART muro drawing

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AskAngelinaDurless [2012-01-10 21:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Hey Lau, I've run out of that chinese tea I bought from you last time. Can you get me some more?
Oh and btw how are you and Ran-Mao doing? *smiles*

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DarkwingFrog [2011-10-11 19:56:08 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Lau! Do you like Vegemite? [link]

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AskIzuru [2011-09-21 18:19:36 +0000 UTC]

Ano... Do you Take Returns? I have quite a bit of opium to give back..

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AskMissFairy [2011-09-05 17:17:03 +0000 UTC]

-sits on your head- o.o

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hieigirl5436 [2011-08-29 21:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Lau, in the book u say ran mao is your sister but in the english dub you dont mention it (as far as i know) How are u involved with Ran Mao is my question i guess, (like family, marrage, dating, ect...)

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kurudaraevillove [2011-08-22 10:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Dear Lau , what do you think of the mafiosos of the vongola family? ( katekyo hitman reborn!)

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AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Lau. Can you get on the chat?

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AskLau In reply to AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:07:29 +0000 UTC]

NOPE!

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 16:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Get on the chat. I'm bored....

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 12:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Q.Q Stupid chat....

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AskLau In reply to AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Always down man always down.

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-21 22:35:52 +0000 UTC]

Chats up

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 12:24:02 +0000 UTC]

It's up now

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AskLau In reply to AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:25:08 +0000 UTC]

YAY!

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 12:18:24 +0000 UTC]

*sob*

OH WELL. STAY ON TILL ITS UP!

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AskLau In reply to AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:20:17 +0000 UTC]

I am.
Just...killing time here.
Trying to catch dragons.

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 12:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Pffft. I'm watching Bleach.....

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AskLau In reply to AskDruitt [2011-08-19 12:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Has the filler ended yet?

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AskDruitt In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 12:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Nope~

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mizunenyanya [2011-08-18 04:56:24 +0000 UTC]

lau,

you missed out on EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT!

you should have stayed.

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AskLau In reply to mizunenyanya [2011-08-19 12:09:50 +0000 UTC]

After the stories I heard, I kind of wish I was there.

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mizunenyanya In reply to AskLau [2011-08-19 16:24:02 +0000 UTC]

-laughs- ah yes.

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mizunenyanya [2011-08-17 20:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Lau,

whatever you do,
DO NOT! and i repeat DO NOT! COME ONTO THE CHAT TODAY! (its not messed up or anything its just....*did something to alystair not dangerous but something that you'd like* ) SOOOOO...yeah....

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AskLau In reply to mizunenyanya [2011-08-18 00:18:53 +0000 UTC]

You made out with my lover...
What the hell?

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mizunenyanya In reply to AskLau [2011-08-18 01:23:30 +0000 UTC]

what i totally didnt!

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AskLau In reply to mizunenyanya [2011-08-18 11:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Right, he was just scared of me for no reason.

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mizunenyanya In reply to AskLau [2011-08-18 16:21:07 +0000 UTC]

-snickers- I'm sorry.

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mizunenyanya [2011-08-16 19:44:58 +0000 UTC]

Dear lau,


if you could be with any woman in the world, who whould it be? (ran-mao is not an option)

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AskThompson [2011-08-11 09:00:31 +0000 UTC]

Dearest Lau,

PLZ HAS MA BEBBIES!

~Thompson.

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Alice-Mellark In reply to AskThompson [2011-08-16 03:18:27 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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AskThompson In reply to Alice-Mellark [2011-08-16 07:16:58 +0000 UTC]

XD I was joking LOL!

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Alice-Mellark In reply to AskThompson [2011-08-16 18:33:15 +0000 UTC]

XDDD I know. I just like the face.

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AskThompson In reply to Alice-Mellark [2011-08-17 08:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Same. BD It's epic win!

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Alice-Mellark In reply to AskThompson [2011-08-17 16:10:44 +0000 UTC]

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AskThompson In reply to Alice-Mellark [2011-08-17 22:49:41 +0000 UTC]

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Alice-Mellark In reply to AskThompson [2011-08-17 22:50:49 +0000 UTC]

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AskThompson In reply to Alice-Mellark [2011-08-18 05:07:28 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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otakushutin [2011-08-10 11:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Lau,
<.<
>.>
Can I be in yer harem?

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FangirlXOfEverything [2011-08-09 23:04:17 +0000 UTC]

Lau,

Are you high?

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AskDruitt [2011-08-08 16:42:19 +0000 UTC]

Lau,

Did those yaoi fangirls ruin your mind last night?~

Love,
Viscount Druitt~

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Sev-Chan [2011-08-08 12:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Lau, why don't you ever open you eyes?
Did ypu ever run into something/someone because of that?

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