hell-on-a-stick [2024-10-25 04:08:50 +0000 UTC]

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hell-on-a-stick [2024-10-17 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

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barefootliam [2023-11-03 04:58:28 +0000 UTC]

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AndreaArizaAcevedo [2020-06-06 03:06:24 +0000 UTC]

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black-neko-nya [2020-02-26 22:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Hi! I’m Raquel~ I don’t mean to intrude, I just have this new book I’m writing called Sunny and Moony and I just really wanted to share it. It’s about the relationship between a sun bunny and moon bunny and the experiences they have together as they evade the dangers of their world. 

If you ever feel like it, you can go onto my page to check it out~ Thanks ^v^

www.deviantart.com/black-neko-…

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barefootliam [2020-01-05 01:33:03 +0000 UTC]

Hope things are going well for you sir - i brought you some honey.

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AyeAye12 [2019-03-17 12:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Re: thread on poems about pears - thank you so much, friend! I always admired and respected and liked your work - I appreciate the mention and remembrance

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salshep [2018-10-31 00:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Hey bloke, just checking in, haven't seen you about. Hope all's well.

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diosrubra [2018-09-20 06:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Merry Birthday

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MyEmeraldTears [2018-09-17 17:19:44 +0000 UTC]

fuck i missed u

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Valzeras [2018-05-06 20:18:51 +0000 UTC]

www.rt.com/uk/425863-columbine…

Americanization of England lol

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line-melte [2017-10-29 22:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Ta for being one of the few voices of reason sticking it out in the cesspit Politics has become.

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KunYKA [2017-10-27 09:38:17 +0000 UTC]

What do you have against my nation?

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gvcci-hvcci [2017-08-25 10:32:18 +0000 UTC]

i love you  

you're a sight for sore eyes in that white supremacist circle jerk of a forum

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2462 [2016-11-08 19:45:49 +0000 UTC]

I like your icon!

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alexandersinnelius [2016-11-02 04:47:23 +0000 UTC]

You like politics?

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Party9999999 [2016-07-22 17:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch.

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fyoot [2016-06-27 19:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Ey oop.

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Cosmic--Chaos [2015-12-02 17:03:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm just here to say that you're one of the rare, intelligent people with common sense on the political forum, in addition to TimLaVey and LizzyChrome.
That forum needs to be nuked from orbit. Christ, what a cesspool.

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lemontea [2015-11-09 04:51:24 +0000 UTC]

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Lintu47 [2015-09-19 11:20:14 +0000 UTC]

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i-hate-trolls [2015-09-14 19:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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LexisSketches [2015-05-12 01:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Just stopping by to say hello Have a wonderful day!

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CouchyCreature [2015-04-05 03:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch, you became my 100th watcher

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birthdays [2014-09-19 18:07:40 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's September 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: HillsOfSilence

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Jasperinity [2014-09-19 11:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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LadyLincoln [2013-09-20 05:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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rainylake [2013-09-20 00:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day.

-Kathy

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birthdays [2013-09-19 21:18:36 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

 It's September 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year! Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

 --- Birthdays Team This birthday greeting was brought to you by: =SailorSun18

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AyeAye12 [2013-09-19 18:16:51 +0000 UTC]

Happi birthday, have a delicious llama!  

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catluvr2 [2013-09-19 12:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Have yerself a good birthday today, matey!

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AyeAye12 [2013-07-31 18:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Just noticed I wasn't watching you, sorry >__>

Good luck in Haikuwrimo!

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neurotype-on-discord [2013-07-04 18:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Sir, you've done wonders for my scatological Latin vocabulary.

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Alcetore [2013-06-24 07:40:51 +0000 UTC]

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~HottubUSA Feb 24, 2013
Can you draw some pictures of her? They're so sexy
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~Axilery Feb 8, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT

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PoetryOD [2013-06-02 14:16:31 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch

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TBSchemer [2013-05-31 13:40:52 +0000 UTC]

You need to actually read the Declaration of Indpendence before you comment on it. I'll bold the parts that directly complain of big government and loss of liberty: [link]
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Let me know when you're ready to admit you were wrong about the Declaration of Independence "having nothing to do with Big Government or Socialism."

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