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2P-Alfred
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[2012-04-01 10:01:19 +0000 UTC]
"No need to call me, Jesus"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 15; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 26
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 5233; Comments Made: 94; Friends: 16
# About me
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**You have selected Alfred F. Jones**
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Name: Alfred F. Jones
Representing: The United States of America
Age: Who knows? He looks about 19, though.
Appearance: Tall and broad-shouldered, Alfred is likely to be looking down at someone with his usual expression, which consists of his trademark smirk and the bloodthirsty glint in his eyes. (Which, interestingly enough, are also the color of blood.) Don't count on his shades for protection from his intense stare, though; those sunglasses on his sometimes tend to rest on his brown hair instead.
Personality: Classified |*Unlocked at Level 83*|
Status: Classified |*Unlocked at Level 121*|
Weapon of Choice: Bat 3.0
RP Relations:
-- No, fatass, you can't have my bat.
-- Who are you again?
-- If it isn't my favorite little plaything~?
-- Give. Me. My. Fucking. Bat. Back.
-- Ria...ignore whatever the hell Frenchie said.
-- You're not half bad; though you could lose the weird-ass hat.
-- ...You should go back to harassing your 'son'. Or even your boyfriend.
[This RP Account is under-construction; feel free to jam your face in my bat, though~]
# Comments
Comments: 140
[AMAZINGLY, YES but not for long]
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[Psst. Update me on what happens, mmkay? ;D]
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Oh hello Alfred~! Care for a cupcake~? I made them especially for you!
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*stares flatly* Yo. *crimson eyes narrow as they zero in on the cupcakes in question* ...If I eat these damn things, will you go away?
[Pshh; Alfie's as rude as ever. But le admin would glady like a cupcake~ //whacked with the bat]
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(kamusta ka, kuya~?! xD <-- filipina 100%!!)
thank you for the fave, umm...
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[Sweet! Le Admin is also a Filipina 8D]
*smirks whilst adjusting the bat on his shoulder* No problem.
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*glances at bat*
(woot! yeah Philippines!)
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*smirks and nonchalantly swings the bat*
[ Mabuhay~]
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(lol! i recently went last summer 
h-hey! watch where you're swinging that..! *takes a step back*
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[Haha, I always go there ^^ Sad to say, they ran out of Hetalia stuff when I last visted D':]
*smiles a shit-eating grin and slowly approaches with the bat raised* Why? Is it bothering you?
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(i wanna go back to the philippines this summer (i didnt get any hetalia stuff they ran out ;n
y-yes..y-yes it is! you're gonna kill me with that bloody thing..!
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[Hi, it's still me again ^^ *was too lazy to log out of this account, and America wanted to make singit* ...Matthew/Maria just popped into my head... ]
*notices the damsel Brit in distress from a far-off distance* Don't worry, Iggy! The Hero will save you! *unknowingly rushes towards his counterpart, only to stop short at the sight of the weapon* Whoa, that bat is so cool! The nails are so friggin awesome! *admires the nail bat, much to the owner's chagrin*
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(lmao! xD nah, its ok)
*facepalm and sighs* America..you..wanker.
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*turns towards Arthur and grins widely, this smile much more preferable than his player two's now nonexistent smile* Admit it, Iggles; you're just jealous 'cause I'm gonna get to play with it first.
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hmph. as if *rolls his eyes* don't kill me, you hear? and i'd very much prefer "Arthur" or "England" instead of..Iggles.
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* *smiles once again as a thought strikes him* Never fear, Artie-Iggy-Eyebrows! The Hero'll protect ya! *positions self into customary 'heroic' pose*
[*and, yes, surprisingly this plz account exists :'D]
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(...o..m..f..g..xD)
*sighs* that's it! I'm going back to that other America *walks away*
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[I know, right? That icon is a miracle, I tell you.]
*stares at Arthur flatly over his shades* You do that walking away would only make the fatass chase after you, right? *jerks his head to his counterpart who is trying to catch up whilst yelling 'Aw, come on, Artie! I can't save you if you're not here!'*
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(lulz xD)
*rolls his eyes* then what do /you/ propose I should do? *he stops*
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[Sorry for the late reply 
*slowly gives out a widening unnerving grin* You can just let me take care of you. *approaches whilst patting the Bat against his palm repeatedly in an almost soothing rhythm*
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(ep! its no problem! ive gotten busy with regents and stuff so ive been offline
Oh, don't say you're going to kill me, because I've got a lot of things better to do than bleed on the floor.
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Screw you.
[ I NEED PROTECTION FROM AL'S FANGIRLS]
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I love you too.
Alfie~
[ What am I supposed to do, asdfghjkl ]
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[Give me the bat back so I can defend myself~ Or be Alfie's bodygaurd nalang; it's not much fun locking a corpse in Bagumbayan, anyway~ //shotdead]
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What. \=7=/
[ Bodyguard.
/hit ]
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Why does everyone get the f*cking bat?! D'you all have a secret bat-fetish or something?
[Proteeeeect meeeeee]
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I just love to annoy you....Off to Bagumbayan! *drags Alfred to Bagumbayan*
[[ asdfghjkl when ]]
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*struggles violently whilst maintaining a steady stream of curses* You @*&^king @#$%!!! get your f*cking hand off me, %#*$%!
[ALL THE TIME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF.]
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Lol Nope.
[ Copy Paste it? ;;w;; /shot ]
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So....I've heard Rabid Fangirls have been chasing you.
[[ Okay thanks. =v= ]]
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"Yeah. And I would've handled it better if someone gave me my bat back."
[NP~(?)]
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And I heard someone frenched you~
No, I'm not even planning on giving your bat back...~
[[ Ohgod
Someone frenched
D| ]]
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Do. Not. Remind. Me.
[...I know that feel, bro. I know that feel.]
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Frenched.
[ LOOOOOOOLCAN'TSTOPLAUGHING ]
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It's harassment of the French variety; what the hell is wrong with you?
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It's hilarious...Because someone frenched you. ;;
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