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Published: 2010-07-31 00:18:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1141; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 15
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*still screaming*You know who they belong to, don't ya?
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That's fine, I can keep Belarus away. My Russia, dammit!
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I don't know wheather to Scream or become one ._.
America: damn it! that commi is trying to invade me!!
*Screams and Runs*
DON"T INVADE TEXAS!!! XD
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NOW ONE OF MY OCS IS TEXAS AND THAT JUST SOUNDED WRONGΒ
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O.O You ruined mah plaaaan.
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Again?! That's the third time this week! D<
Russia how many times do I have to tell you I became one with Poland? -_-
I hate you.
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In Soviet Russia, you hate I.
Dammit.
So, I guess you're like, totally kewl nao? And you feel safe, riding those ponies in the backyard, right?
Just wait.... *evil laugh*
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Actually I don't really like ponies or horses
WHAT did you say?!
And besides, I'm one of Netherlands servants and I don't think he will help Russia if he sunk one of his submarines again if one of his servant is missing xD
But I don't wanna wait! *hides in America's storageroom*
Ugh. Dusty in here >_<
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France: *turns and stares* what are you doing in this closet? OUT! *kicks you out*
And Poland will send the Hussards to you. They have wings. Like, you can't beat 'em.
But I really don't know if they are able to put up with a Netherlander. There are stories about your people.... Like, being drunk at 4 in the afternoon, living on boats full of beers and taxi-bikes riding around. I mean, taxi-bikes. WTF?
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It's a storageroom! I say that's different! France! Let me in! *tries knocking down the door*
"Kolkolkolkolkol!"
WELL FFFF- For all that's good on planet Earth LET ME IIIIN!
Aaah, the eternal fun of stereotypes, da? :iocnimhighplz: Some of us do live on boats, but normally we like our homes stuck to the earth so they won't sink
Lol taxi-bikes? I don't know them XD
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*Doors magically turns into a metal safe* RUSSIA'S ALL MINE NOW!
Russia: pryviet, Francia...
France: ...LET ME OUT!! AAAAH! *scratches door*
Actually, that was the description one of my mates made of Amsterdam. But I do agree stereotypes are great! Is there anything more fun that smashing them hard onto the soil till they don't work anymore?
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Give me one good reason to let you out.
Lol wait what magically? Englaaaand, was that your magic changing the door?
England: .... Maybe.
True, true, there's barely anything more fun than that!
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England *enjoys listening to \whatever Russia and France are doing into that closet, 'cuz to me it's still a closet no matter what\* Aaaaah. Isn't it music to your ears?
^^ Happy you agree! By the way, I'm one with the pasta-eater! Nice to meet you, rebellious brother-in-conquest!
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England, you listen to screamo?! O=
-Pun totally intended-
Yaaay!
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Better screamo than contry music. Oh, hear them! It's ust like that orgasm in the Fun-- er... Look! A fairy! *chases flying cheese*
Shouts PASTAAA for random Italy. Then insults randomly cuz she feels the need for a new poster.
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Fairy? If it keeps repeating "Heey, Listen!" kill it, okay?
VODKAAA. No. Waait.
You called?
Well fff-
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"Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen! Heeey, listen!"
England: GO TO HELL, YOU BASTARD! *shots to fairy*
Canada: Russia, look! Sunflowers!
Russia: WHERE^ *runs through the meadows slighty tipsy singing La Balalaika with his nipples covered in red lipstick*
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Ah, don't take it personally England. I keep dying in the first level (I epically fail at Zelda and me playing Link in Super Smash Bros is also a match of doom. That guy just doesn't like me.)
... Do I wanna know where the lipstick came from? o_O
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England: That game was so hard to play *lips tremble*
No, you don't wanna.
The answer may be France.
...But you don't know where in France.
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Iggy lost the game! -shot-
In Paris, duh.
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Iggy likes trains. ((Industrialisation, anyone??))
France: Wanna see my Tour Eiffel? *rapeface*
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The choochooshoe! -I need to stop watch Charlie the unicorn videos xD-
...
-pushes Prussia and Spain in front of her-
The other members of the Bad Touch Trio will protect me! ... Hopefully
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France sexiness's just turned Charlie the unicorn into the Rainbow Robot Unicorn! AAAAALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LOVE!
Prussia: MAH EEEEYES!!!
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Lawl, I made everyone on the other forum I'm on addicted to that game
Poland and England probably approve of tha- ENGLAND *lightbulbpling* *sends out England, then sit down with popcorn and enjoys the show*
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The best part is that the theme song is actually British xD
Yes, Iggy must be proud of his people. And Poland has his My Little Ponies to pet!
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Oh the irony. Iggy probably wrote it when he was drunk, da?
Poland doesn't just have a good connection with his inner female, but also with his inner (female) child
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Iggy's always drunk, so I suppose he has had a nice metting with a certain country...................... No, it doesn't have pasta, but I've heard his sister likes fries. And chocolate. And beer. Lots of it. YES, BEER!
In Heaven, Poland is a babysitter. Or a pony-rider, still can't decide which one.
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Are you talking about Netherlands? I don't think those meetings were very nice. We have been fighting against England what, six/seven times before they defeated Germany and saved us? xD
He babysits while at the same time riding a pony.
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I know... England's been so tsundere (and a dick-head *coffs*) to your country. Yet, I don't think alcohol would make hi worse than he already is.
He's a Walchyria. O.O
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*presses AHHH!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Russia: You don't want to become one?
Me: *hides under Swedens bed* helphelphelphelphelp,,,,,,
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Iggy: Bunnies ATTACK!
*Bunnies assault Russia*
Russia: In Russia Bunnies hunt you? *runs like a princess*
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