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Published: 2011-05-09 01:45:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 155; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description well i just gave akane a condom and he has NO idea what it is XD
akane: WTF is this?
me: nothing big its just a condom
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jaxawolf In reply to ??? [2011-05-09 01:56:50 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: men in a relationship with woman use it so the woman wont get pregnant and also some people have things like aid's thats spread through semen -_-

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:02:46 +0000 UTC]

akane: *looks at the condom* i dont need it *throws the condom away* me: HEY! that condom is new

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:04:31 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: ^^ i like going bare back :3 me: meh me and hanzo dont use condoms either but u and tommy go raw *smirks evilly* dont u?

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:07:22 +0000 UTC]

me: raw? o.o akane: i dont want any fucking rubber shit on when i do it

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:08:37 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: ^^ me: yeah no condom dummy

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:15:46 +0000 UTC]

me: yeah ^^' akane: lets go jaxa~

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:17:30 +0000 UTC]

me: see? why waste your money ^^ n*grabs my dog whistle from my pocket and blows on it hard* Jaxa: O_O *collapses*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:19:55 +0000 UTC]

hanzo: *is a dog and runs to you and trips from the condom XD* me: wow really? tripped on a condom? -_- hanzo: oh hush! you tripped on a nail and tripped in front of a crowded party! me: O///O shut up!

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:21:48 +0000 UTC]

me: *rolls on the floor laughing my ass off* I CANT BREATHE!!! IM LAUGHING TO HARD!!!! Jaxa: o-o do they do that alot?

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:25:11 +0000 UTC]

me: you dranked beer when you thought it was apple juice! hanzo: you almost got HIT by a car just cause you say a ice cream truck! me: o///o hey! it was worth it! that ice cream truck had ice cream hanzo: you had NO money! me: shit akane: yeah....everyday -_-

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:25:59 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: -_- me: *gets up and walks to you two* SHUDDUP!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 02:28:18 +0000 UTC]

me: o.o hanzo: master~ *gets up and wags tail still a dog*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 02:29:41 +0000 UTC]

me: *pets hanzos head* ^^ jaxa: o-o they called THAT innocent too? damn... shes the same age as Zara O_O shit!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Akane: couldn't careless >__> hanzo: woof~

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:10:32 +0000 UTC]

Me: :3 hehe *pets his head* Jaxa: -_- if they meet they will end up blowing BOTH of us up.....

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Akane: who? Zara and siel? Hanzo: woof

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Jaxa: *nods slowly* o-o the end of the world.... me: OMG HE HAD A SIS!? *right behind them* I WANNA MEET HER!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Akane: no -_- hanzo: woof?

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:23:50 +0000 UTC]

me: *Pulls on akanes hair hard* I WANNA MEET HER BITCH! LISTEN TO ME!! Jaxa: o-o *sneaks away*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:27:54 +0000 UTC]

akane: NEVER! *smirks and ignores the pain*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:28:56 +0000 UTC]

me: *kicks akane in the crotch REALLY hard and i have steel toed boots on* jaxa: x-o oww..... me: BITCH IM UR BOSS!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]

akane: *passes out from all the pain* hanzo: O.O

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:32:57 +0000 UTC]

me: *innocent look* i didnt do nuthin ^^ *grabs my pager and pages flames*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:36:30 +0000 UTC]

hanzo: w-woof? o.o'' flames: hm?

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:37:20 +0000 UTC]

me: :3 i wanna meet ur daughter flames 8evil glimmer in my eyes* Siel: O_O

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:39:20 +0000 UTC]

flames: uh? okay? *gets up from his chair* hanzo: *walks to you*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:40:49 +0000 UTC]

me: >:3 end... of....the....universe.... jaxa: O-O me: *pets hanzos head*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:42:12 +0000 UTC]

flames: *walks in and has zara by his side* hanzo: *gulp* s-siel?...

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:47:04 +0000 UTC]

me: comon hanzo we are gunna go "play" *smirks and walks to Zara* hi *my tail swishes* Jaxa: and the she devils meet o-o

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 03:51:08 +0000 UTC]

hanzo: *walks to you* zara: eh? *looks at you*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 03:52:43 +0000 UTC]

me: wanna go blow things up? *smirks* jaxa: -_- *fanning off akane* NOW you'v done it flames......

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:20:30 +0000 UTC]

zara: *shakes head* i'm sick *has a swore throat* akane: *still passed out*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:22:25 +0000 UTC]

me: damnit! *grumble and walks to akane* hey bitch get up -_- *pokes him with a stick* jaxa: o-o *picks akane* up* we have somewhere to be * looks at flames* lets GO! *runs*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:34:52 +0000 UTC]

flames: eh? o.o *runs and zara runs with her mommy XD* (hey i posted something funny~)

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:36:14 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: O-O that girl is WORSE than zara *snuggles akane* me: HEY! *stares at them*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:41:36 +0000 UTC]

flames: o.o really? akane: *still passed out*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:43:41 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: O-O i had to spend the night with her int hat time she blew up 5 puppies killed a baby bird AND blew up the neighborhood FIVE TIMES! me: :3 *pets hanzos head*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:45:40 +0000 UTC]

hanzo: woof~ flames: she's done worse -_-' *points at zara*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:46:59 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: that wasnt it -_- *looks around* that girl is EVIL plus she is a higher fighting rank than us....... me: :3 such a good puppy *innocent look*

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:50:37 +0000 UTC]

zara: *smiles* i'm innocent! i MIGHT kill you but i'm a good girl flames: -_-

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Jaxa: *stare* still not worse than siel..... *hands akane to flames* meh me: :3 *tackles jaxa* ROAR!!! jaxa: O-O OH SHIT!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 10:56:29 +0000 UTC]

flames: eh? *looks at you*

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 10:57:12 +0000 UTC]

jaxa: *barrel rolls* me: *still holding on* :3 jaxa: see what makes HER worse is SHE KNOWS COMBAT SKILLS!

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 11:01:17 +0000 UTC]

zara: dont do any of those moves near zara *covering her eyes* she WELL learn it by just looking -_-'' zara: :"D

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 11:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: >:3 all the better heh ANOTHER she devil around Jaxa: O-O

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 11:05:38 +0000 UTC]

(i'm getting off) flames: o.o

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 11:07:23 +0000 UTC]

(awwwww text me) jaxa: o-o i have to spend my nights with THAT *points at me* me: >:3 hey flames do u happen so have a kitty

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 21:17:13 +0000 UTC]

flames: no -_-

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jaxawolf In reply to yaoimanx3 [2011-05-09 21:21:38 +0000 UTC]

me: mkay then ill shoot u *shoots his leg* jaxa:

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yaoimanx3 In reply to jaxawolf [2011-05-09 21:24:47 +0000 UTC]

flames: o.o *looks at the wound*

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