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Description The Moreaunian Era: A theory of why Furries and Equestria Girls exist.

From the 1990s to the 2000s, we all have been fascinated by cartoons (Like Rocko's Modern Life, CatDog,certain Looney Toons, etc.), webcomics (Housepets, Saiko and Lavender, etc.) , and video games (StarFox, Sly Cooper, Sonic, etc.) portraying animals with human-like characteristics. then, like the Big Bang, two criteria were born: Furries and, later on, Equestria Girls, a split universe of, you guessed it, My Little Pony. But what we are looking at is the obvious origin, hiding in plain sight, of how the Furries, anthropomorphic cartoons, and even My Little Pony spin-off, Equestria Girls came into being. WE are very blind of the fact that they all have a common ancestor, and that ancestor, my fellow deviants, is undeniably found in one of H.G. Wells novels, "The Island of Doctor Moreau". From a shipwreck survivor's(Edward Prendick to be more precise) point of view, we can picture-esque a madman and his assistant who are on the verge of starting a civilization of their own, and those that will define said civilization are creatures that were once animals that had been vivisected into human like forms, who are the main inhabitants of a tropical island near the Equator, which then turns into a "Hell in a hand basket". But think for a moment, after looking at all the cute and cuddly furries, animal anthros, and Equestria Girls, after reading the story, you finally realize that there may be a connection between those three animal-human criteria and the Wells novel that blasted into three movies, plus one made by Full Moon Productions. In both book and the crazy anthro fandom, both creatures are animal in physiology, stand upright, and speak human tongue, though Moreau's beast people are still bound to wild behaviors (almost forgetting to mention that the beast people are all land mammals, some domesticated included), probably a failure to fix their neurological perspectives, making them, crudely saying, inferior but barbaric with the animal anthros we love (and sometimes hate) today. More differences that separate them is that Moreau creations happen to be covered in stitches whereas in Rocko's Modern Life, for example, not a single character has one scar (lest by accident, assault, or by war). Thus, this leads us to believe that genetic manipulation and engineering is what brought this new generation of beast people into place. It seems that whoever founded the furry fandom, as well as what caused Hasbro and Lauren Faust to turn our Mane Six ponies into humans may all had been inspired by the brutal but ingenious surgical procedure of turning, let's say a dog, bull, tiger, goat, or even a gorilla, into a human form (though the film from 1977 explained it was some kind of serum, and in 1996, genetic engineering, coupled with genetic manipulation). But, I think of consciousness that brings us to this family reunion that sought to be realized. With the exception of certain arthropods and the occasional swamp snake from Sly Cooper, both the Moreaunian beast people and all the animal anthros from every cartoon, video game, and webcomic (plus Equestria Girls) all share human intelligence (well, most of every animal anthro characters). It would seem that Doctor Moreau's work and research didn't end with his death, but might had been carried on by followers of the novel. Then, 200 years later, someone decided to ante up Moreau's creations (or abominations, as some would have it), and spread it unto diversity, namely cartoons, comics, video games, the Internet, and fandoms. The identity of the person who modify Moreau's beast people into something kid friendly (at least, tip-of-the-iceberg-wise) is forever lost to history itself, but it has left a legacy (and a stain to some) on our very lives. Still, I wonder, could it be that the media is keeping this connection confidential, and if so, why? Could it be that our establishment wants to protect us from what Doctor Moreau did so that we don't end up like him, or could it be that Wells' novel and every franchise involving animal anthro characters may be a window, a preview to our very future? The answer may only be revealed to the next generation.

Feel free to leave a review, and maybe I may start another "Wittle Conspiracy Theory", involving  how Andrew Hussie's now famous Homestuck maybe actually be a future for our species in terms of evolution and how it connects to the Theosophical Society's concept of Root Races. Farewell (For Now).
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