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Adult Marie Kanker and her male counterpart, Larie.

Marie is not a good person.
I remember the first time I designed a backstory for her, back in 2008. I wrote her to be a depressed/depressing stalker who'd watch Edd through the window every night, until Edd would notice her and feel sorry enough for her to get to know her. After a short while I didn't think it made sense; Marie doesn't cry, she just gets angry. I discovered it was a rather clichΓ© story, I spotted multiple fans having basically the same future set for her.

Eventually I wrote her to be a criminal, which she manages to keep a secret from everyone. We're talking about cutting throats here, not robbing stores.
She started off robbing people on the streets, as she couldn't keep her jobs and and wanted to provide for her mother, but Marie's fabulous personality "rewarded her with a huge promotion" and she ended up leading her own gang of jolly men. Not too long afterwards, she entered the underground criminal world and basically becomes a top mafia boss, calling herself "the ferret". All that, while bothering Edd at the doctor's office for inappropriate corporal examinations.
I've written Marie to be the only Kanker to have escalated like this, as Lee's only crime is entering Eddy's office building while she knows she isn't welcome, and May actually has a job and is fairly normal.

You may wonder if this story is that much better than my first concept, or rather if it fits in the Ed, Edd n Eddy universe, but what's a better love story than an overpowered psychopath who gives up her high status for the one she loves. Luwl.
Anyway, I'm still happy I scrapped my first concept, as I come across way too many stories and drawings where Marie has this "invisible beauty"-thing going on, is misunderstood, cuts her wrists, etc.
She doesn't come across as a mysterious puzzle. Maybe it just doesn't appeal to me anymore because it's so overdone. It stays an okey concept, though.

The scarred, blind eye was a fake theory I once made up, though originally less detailed than portrayed here. The eye used to be blind, and she missed a piece of her eyebrow. I would've totally used the theory if Marie's eye had never been revealed.
Now it's a result of the backstory I gave her, and it gives her a good reason to keep the strange goth hairdo even when she's an old woman. I didn't really understand that from Marie's elderly design.
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VampireMeerkat In reply to ??? [2017-09-24 19:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Ella fue atacada por un criminal una vez. Ahora el ojo es ciego.

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Lovethegender In reply to VampireMeerkat [2017-09-24 19:12:22 +0000 UTC]

wooooow brigido O-o

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JimmyTheGerbil [2017-05-09 18:31:51 +0000 UTC]

Jesus... get your haired shaved will you? xD

Good art work. Fucking amazing!

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The-SHM-loves-Asimov [2016-01-30 04:54:48 +0000 UTC]

Got a Gorillaz vibe going on here, surprisingly.

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Fleetwood-Brougham [2015-07-26 15:50:39 +0000 UTC]

"Mafia boss" would imply the American mafia, which usually requires somebody to have Italian (and often, Sicilian at that) blood. Was Bubba part Sicilian?

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VampireMeerkat In reply to Fleetwood-Brougham [2015-07-26 17:08:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm confused by the logic that an American mafia family requires an Italian bloodline.
No, but nobody doesn't know what I mean when I use the word "mafia boss". Which is more awesome sounding than "mob boss".

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Fleetwood-Brougham In reply to VampireMeerkat [2015-07-26 17:13:32 +0000 UTC]

It comes from the fact that the American mafia was founded by Italian immigrants.
'Crime boss' also works!
*Kind of shrinks away, feeling embarrassed over his own knowledge.*

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WickidlyStrange13 [2015-03-09 04:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Marie Kanker is creepy! O_O

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Butterflygirlxoxo [2015-02-23 22:21:02 +0000 UTC]

I love the background story for Larie/Marie, but i have a few questions you say Larie/Marie doesn't rob he/she cuts throats instead. Who does he/she kill? Men? Women? And how many people? Also when did Larie/Marie start looking through Ann/Edd's window? Larie/Marie smokes cigarettes, but does he/she drink or do drugs? I know it's random but i'm curious. Larie's looking like a boss!!!!! (Top right corner) hahahahaha

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Butterflygirlxoxo In reply to Butterflygirlxoxo [2015-02-24 21:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh ok so her men are bodyguards and assassins? I saw the window thing in the description for this pic. I'm also surprised that Edd is the only one for her, i always pictured her to date alot of men.

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VampireMeerkat In reply to Butterflygirlxoxo [2015-02-24 14:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Marie starts out as a "petty" money thief, but eventually she becomes a mafia boss who sells and buys big weapons and her/her men's services as bodyguards or assassins, mainly for other criminals.
She kills anyone who stands in her way, looks at her funny, talks to her funny, disrespects her, or whoever is near enough for her to beat up whenever she's displeased.
I'm not sure what you mean with the window thing.
She drinks, but doesn't do drugs.

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mate-of-Kisame [2015-02-23 18:58:20 +0000 UTC]

He needs to shave!

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macrossfan89 [2015-01-13 01:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Larie looks like he might have made a career out a cooking meth, while sampling the product a little too much. Actually kind of looks like a skinnier, hairier version of Norman reedus.

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Everything-Fan-666 [2014-12-26 02:13:20 +0000 UTC]

That's not creepy at all! (Not being serious of course]

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AaCaBa [2014-11-11 19:52:26 +0000 UTC]

Has the story been written? Is there any way that we can read it?

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VampireMeerkat In reply to AaCaBa [2014-11-11 22:06:45 +0000 UTC]

No, I was planning a comic, but you can read Marie's biography on the Edfanon Wikia.

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Heta-Leo503 [2014-11-09 01:49:48 +0000 UTC]

It would be a sudden kind of plot twist if Larie became the chief of police just so he makes sure that he boys won't end up doing crime or become a mob boss like he was.

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VampireMeerkat In reply to Heta-Leo503 [2014-11-09 16:46:11 +0000 UTC]

A very nice turn of events if I never decided Larie to be so impossible to work with.

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Heta-Leo503 In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-11-09 17:32:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that boy's as difficult and stubborn as a jackass. But would make a badass police officer in my book.

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DaringDash20 [2014-11-02 09:15:16 +0000 UTC]

Paint Me like One of Your French Girls/Guys~

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NaturaEli [2014-10-30 17:12:52 +0000 UTC]

OMG it's awesome and the background story is great. But there's a thing that is not clear for me...
Before she was a criminal she was depressed and all the other things?Β 
I would like to know that <3
And I love your work, it's awesome <3

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VampireMeerkat In reply to NaturaEli [2014-10-30 17:39:15 +0000 UTC]

No, it was basically the result of not being able to keep her jobs.

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NaturaEli In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-11-21 06:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank you *-*

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diva444 [2014-09-25 21:20:27 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait to see this concept developed in the future.Β  Especially since I do wonder why she kept her high status, only until Edd agreed to date her.Β  Was it because her status made it hard for her to spend time with him and run a mafia?Β  Is it because she doesn't want him hurt or worse?Β  Or all of the above?

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AiYue [2014-09-15 17:41:25 +0000 UTC]

She is definitely better looking as a woman.

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coffeeforlife383 In reply to AiYue [2018-07-19 16:47:48 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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LavenderDove34 [2014-08-21 22:05:35 +0000 UTC]

This is an interesting take on her future.Β  Though out of curiosity, since in the show she showed some interest in mechanics/cars in general, would you have made a mechanic one of the many jobs she lost, or just a hobby of hers?

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VampireMeerkat In reply to LavenderDove34 [2014-08-22 09:23:20 +0000 UTC]

I never saw her lay a hand on a car or a wrench in the series, but I'd say it's a past job and an interest.

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LavenderDove34 In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-08-22 12:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it was a thing that they showed her liking from time to time in dialogue rather than actions.Β  So I now understand why you chose not to mention it.Β  Thank you. Β  Β Β 

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phantomgeno [2014-08-20 21:31:52 +0000 UTC]

Funny question will Marie/Laurie kill or threaten the person if she/he flirt with dee/ann ( Like nazz did in may I have ed )

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VampireMeerkat In reply to phantomgeno [2014-08-20 21:45:30 +0000 UTC]

She/he'd plan a mild attack to scare the person.

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-09-10 23:59:39 +0000 UTC]

wait, what does Marie consider mild and what does Larie consider mild? (Marie would stay a far and be jealous while Larie would beat the shit out of whoever flirted with his girl)

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VampireMeerkat In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2014-09-11 11:16:53 +0000 UTC]

I guess they'd both pretty much do the same thing; approach the person, and start harassing them by asking questions with sarcasm in their voice, showing false interest. Eventually they'd be using the "If I were you.."-line and paste a threat to it. Something that implies that they are Edd/Ann's partner and the other person should go home and eat a cookie if they like to have legs.

If you are a sought, faceless criminal, you'd better not draw attention to yourself by flat out beating up people.

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-09-11 11:49:41 +0000 UTC]

In daylight, but didnt you say that Edd/Ann saw Marie/Larie stomping someone to death while walking home from work?Β 

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VampireMeerkat In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2014-09-11 11:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but Marie/Larie wouldn't bother with people who aren't a real threat.

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-11-25 16:46:22 +0000 UTC]

so who was the guy they stomped to death?

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VampireMeerkat In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2014-11-25 18:05:31 +0000 UTC]

A guy that crossed Marie. I didn't write a detailed backstory for it, it's just a deal gone wrong.

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-09-11 17:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Very true.

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RyuIcefox [2014-08-13 08:12:46 +0000 UTC]

I think these designs are sweet

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BigSmoke11 [2014-07-23 11:26:49 +0000 UTC]

what......

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Xx-MayhemOnMisery-xX [2014-05-30 23:09:45 +0000 UTC]

OMFG MARIE WEARS A SUUUIIIIT~!! QuQ

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Holycrap1992 In reply to Xx-MayhemOnMisery-xX [2014-08-02 19:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Gentlemen...

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Ruby-Dragon1 [2014-03-22 15:35:30 +0000 UTC]

So marie becomes a mafia boss?Β  That's a cool take on her future.

Though I wonder, how did she feel the first time she killed someone?Β  And who was the first person she killed?

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VampireMeerkat In reply to Ruby-Dragon1 [2014-03-22 18:48:53 +0000 UTC]

Nothing special, no one specific. Just a guy who tried to attack her.

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Ruby-Dragon1 In reply to VampireMeerkat [2014-03-22 19:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for answering my question.

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Faustita [2014-03-16 01:26:25 +0000 UTC]

i think i like marie's male part in a suit no tanktop just suit and normal shirts thats it XD

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OracleInVein [2014-03-13 04:13:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure how I feel about her being an actual murderer, but it certainly does have more potential than the usual "depressed" route. Β Realistically, that is how such things play out, but I guess I don't know the exact amount of darkness you wish to portray.

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BatmanFanboy [2014-03-11 21:34:39 +0000 UTC]

I still can't get over how great this is

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jstudios0regon [2014-03-02 02:25:06 +0000 UTC]

scary

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LeeNeji4evs [2014-02-27 21:32:27 +0000 UTC]

I love it! Β 

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