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UmbrellaSpecter — Dante's Schmoozing
Published: 2012-09-04 23:00:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 727; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 6
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Dante is trying to flatter me....but deep down inside I know....All he wants is pizza....Related content
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Vergil: Dante! Stop Being A Moron And get Over Her Now!
Dante: Come On Vergil!
Vergil: That won't work on Me!
Dante: Women Love Me
Vergil: Obviously Not Her Now Move or Yamato Will be the last thing you'll see!
Dante: I Should've left you in hell
Vergil: Maybe you should've. We HAve A Job to Do and that's get rid Of Wesker Or Were you too busy hitting On Her to Care!
dante: Doing this Might get me pizza.
vergil: Doin it will get your ass Beaten By me if you Don't Get It over here now!
Dante: Sheesh I think Some Of Mom Rubbed Off you
Vergil: Be Glad That I haven't Killed You. I'm Simply Honoring Her Memory.
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Me: (slowly sneaks away while the two brother quarrel)
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Vergil: See what you did Now!
Dante: Everything was going awesome until you came!
Vergil: Is that A threat! May i remind you What Happened the LAst time you Did that!
Dante: You Cheated!
Me: Enough you Two! No Wonder She Can't Have a Good Day because you two Are always Bickering! Now go And Help her Deal With Wesker Or I Will throw You Two Into Hell!
Vergil: fool How Dare you threaten Me!
Dante: Screw this I'm Gonna Go and HAve Some Pizza
Vergil: I Don't think So! Grabs Dante By the Collar and Drags him Away
Me: And here i thought Chris Redfeild Was Bad
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Me: Man I'm Starting To Sympathize with Their Father Now. I'm Sure he had to Put up with Dante's Sheningans Daily with their Mother.
Vergil: trust Me that isn't the half of it
Me: I know you cause trouble too Vergil: Not as Much As My Moronic Twin Dante Besides I would Always Pin it on Him Anyways
Dante: Hey! I Wasn't that Bad! At least During Temen Ni gru I didn't have A Stick Up My Ass
Lady: Oh please! You were just as Bad.
Vergil: thank Father Nero Isn't related to us in Anyway Or else I'm Sure he would Kill you Dante
Dante: I thought Nero was
Vergil: Those Damn Rumors Of Him being My Son Are totally Untrue!
Me: Trying telling that to The Ones Who Made the graphic Novel Based On DMC4.
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Trying, but I can see right through his bullshittery. lol
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Then buy him a Little Caesars pizza, its only 5$
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I'm going to have to, it's the only way to shut him up apparently.
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maybe you should give him the 5$(plus change or he'll comeback)
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Who can't resist a beautiful woman and pizza? x3 Great work ^^
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