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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 05:13:16 +0000 UTC]

"Wait...no please, I surrender! Please no, stop!! NO! PLEASE!! I'LL DO ANYTH--"

--Rumored last words of an unknown assailant* who reportedly attacked one of Miss Sparkle's companions.

*"Unknown" because Miss Sparkle allegedly erased the attacker from reality with a spell she referred to as the "Schrödinger Invocation".

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-14 05:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Princess Celestia: "Twilight, you did WHAT?!"

Twilight Sparkle: "   deserved it!    hurt Fluttershy!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 05:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Celestia: (calmly) "...Tell me, Twilight: how is Flittershy now?"

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-14 06:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Twilight Sparkle: "Oh, she's fine now, because erasing        also retroactively erases what        did to Fluttershy, along with all traces of       's  existence. She only know that she was being hurt by        because I told her so."

Princess Luna "Thou seems to take thy action of erasing somepony from existence too casually for comfort..."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 06:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Princess Celestia: "I'm afraid you're mistaken, sister. The Shcrödinger Invocation does more than simply...'delete' the target from reality. Am I correct, Twilight?"

Twilight Sparkle: *blinks* "Of...course, Princess. But I stand by it, ___ deserved what he--"

Princess Celestia: "Twilight Sparkle...do you *truly* know what that spell does to it's target? The exact arcane-scientific details?" (levels a slight glare at Twilight)

Twilight Sparkle: "It--it's based off of theories of applied quantum physics, especially Schrödinger's Cat, and--" (cuts herself off as realization finally dawns) "--No, that can't be it. I just erased __, __ is just gone; I didn't do THAT..."

Princess Luna: "Shcrödinger's Cat...doth thou mean that ridiculous theory about all possibilities occurring at once? What use could such hokum have for spells? ...Sister, tell us that spell *didn't* do what we think it did. Tell me the name is but a choice of fancy...!"

Princess Celestia: "No, Luna. The name has meaning. That spell warps probability and alternity for the target. All possibilities, all alternates, every single May Have Been, Never-Should, and Here and Now become the target's reality--all at once. They both everywhere, and nowhere; alive and dead; real and imagined...all at the same time. And the contradictions between these alternates, the opposites? They cancel each other out, one after the other, until..."

Princess Luna: (horrified) "Until...what, Sister?"

Twilight Sparkle: (she's been crying for a while now--she wipes away tears from reddened eyes as she speaks up) "Until...*sniff*...until their reality; their very BEING...just degenerates into a mass of imaginary numbers and formless atoms. The spell takes seconds, but the target experiences a trillion billion different lifetimes and universes, and EVERY...possible... variant of each and every one--all at once. They just get...torn between infinity...what have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?" (Breaks down crying)

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-14 06:37:52 +0000 UTC]

[And now we know the full magnitude of Twilight's actions]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 06:39:36 +0000 UTC]

[So, how'd I do with the description of the spell? Was it sufficiently horrifying?]

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Jacobellinger In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-09 11:04:05 +0000 UTC]

A better question is why the hell does she even know that spell and who the hell let her learn it? seems like pretty foolish to let anypony even know about it's existents let alone  learn it. I blame Luna >

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Jacobellinger [2014-01-09 15:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Twilight knows some pretty dangerous spells in canon: "Want It, Need It", the whole Turn-things-to-oranges debacle, and even some combat spells going by the Changeling battle.

Really, the girl would be a walking Armageddon factory if not for being in a kids' show.

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Jacobellinger In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-10 11:01:52 +0000 UTC]

or maybe if not for the fact she is such a stand up person. Kinda like superman now that I think of it.

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-14 06:40:13 +0000 UTC]

[Absolutely horrifying. Nobody deserves it.]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 06:55:59 +0000 UTC]

[The inspiration came from my discovery ofthe anime "Hellsing" a few weeks back, believe it or not. One of the villains goes by "Warrant Officer Schrödinger" and is heavily implied to operate on a different level of physics or reality--he even personifies the "everything at once" bit: he's male, but looks like a girl; he has cat ears that twitch and flick, yet he's human; he acts silly and aloof, even in serious scenes.]

[After a quick Wikipedia crawl on the character's real-world namesake, I got to wondering what the state of *multiple possibilities, even mutually exclusive ones* would actually be like if taken literally, and being conscious of all of them. My conclusion? ABSOLUTE HELL.]

[Seeing how enraged Twi was in the pic, and your comment about her protecting her friends, made me think she'd go over the line in fighting the culprit. My memory was jogged, and...well, you know what happened then.]

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-14 07:07:26 +0000 UTC]

Interesting...

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-14 17:34:00 +0000 UTC]

Who knew quantum physics could be so damn terrifying, huh?

(Really, I don't know *how* I managed to make that sound scary. Usually my attempts at horror or shock end up being overblown...)

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-15 02:53:01 +0000 UTC]

[With practice come refinement...]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2013-09-15 03:13:53 +0000 UTC]

[True, true...but I still don't know how I managed to make Twilight's spell sound so horrific. I kinda scared myself, actually. O_O] 

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-09-15 03:39:32 +0000 UTC]

[The best horror are the ones which scares even the author himself. I always wonder if Stephan King have nightmares about his own work...]

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UC77 In reply to Darkwolf6090 [2012-07-25 16:08:56 +0000 UTC]

YES

GERKLE

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Darkwolf6090 In reply to UC77 [2012-07-25 20:20:46 +0000 UTC]

GERKLE, GERKLE, GERKLE? BUCK YEAH GERKLE, GERKLE, GERKLE!

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