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Tragic-Ballerina — The Phonebooth
Published: 2010-10-20 11:53:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 18768; Favourites: 252; Downloads: 48
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Sigh, Superman need to get with the times.This is based on a joke made at a convention when she was dressed as Supergirl. It was too funny to pass up :3
PS- i know that Superman gets changed super quick in the phone booths and, even if he did do it in a glass one, he'd be too fast for anyone to see his junk...however...where's the fun in that?
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lol I HATE superman the only thing that gan kill him is a green rock
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You do realize magic can kill him aswell right? Theres also if hes in red sunlight long enough hes like any other none powered human weak and easily killable unless trained
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Clark: What are you complaining about, thanks to my X-Ray vision I to see everyone's... you know!
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oooooh I so hate superman, call me mean, but I cannot stand him, soooo yep, he deserves to be embarasses, IN YOUR FACE CLARK!
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Oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one who noticed that problem. I mean, it's a phone booth, not a bathroom stall!
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Well I assume you realize they used to not be well clear years ago when they was pretty much common place,Then theres the fact Clark used to always change in a janitors/maintenance closet ANYWAY (It was a running gag by once comic writer/artist writer in afew issues
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i was joking. if anything he just changes at superspeed anyway
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Well the old cartoons make it seem like he changes at a normal pace also my point still stands on the Janitor/maintenance closet thing as for abit that had been in place instead of the phonebooths for a running gag . Also I'm still wondering what people think when he changes in air to his Superman suit,I mean his normal clothes would have to land somewhere same with where the fuck he puts his normal clothes after changing in a phonebooth.
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according to Robot Chicken, homeless guys find them XD
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My dad's constantly like "Superman's gonna need a new place to change." Especially now that phone booths pretty much don't exist any more. At least not here.
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Man love it when Batman is smarter than Superman... I do not like superman, he is a horrible dad to Conner in YJ and that is something I am not ok with!
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We have a non-working phone booth here in Texas. It is in a place where you go pay your cable bills. I always get a chuckle when I hear a little kid asks their mommy or daddy what is that thing, and the mommy and daddy does not know that it is!! LOL!!
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You got to be kidding,I mean really I'm in my twenties and even I know what a phonebooth looks like even though they're like not around at all anymore
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LOL! That is awesome. If I were there, I would take my camera out.
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Man, Wonderwomen just spins really fast in place and she's changed. Maybe she and Clark should exchange notes.
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Where did he find a phone booth in the first place? I hadn't seen one of those since the mid-80's.
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lol. the dude's Superman. He can do anything.
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Haha, real funny, I didnt even think they made phone booths anymore
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Don't they? We've got them in Australia
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Im not really sure, I dont see that many, but im guessing theirs a few left around
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hhaahahahah its funny, people can't be to literal with funny jokes.. lol it ruins them
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lol its soo funny
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thank you very much
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Yeah, the phone booth thing's kinda pointless now, innit. After all, at his current speed, he could change wherever he is, which means all he'd have to do is duck out of sight so nobody sees Clark Kent suddenly turning INTO Superman.
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oh, you mean taking off his glasses? lol, derp.
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Yeah, the Clark Kent glasses thing is pretty dumb, but (in my opinion) the worst *ever* is Green Arrow. Okay, in his civilian life, he's got this odd-shaped blond beard and all. And--last I knew--he ran a business called "Sherwood Florist." So as Green Arrow, he's got the same odd-shaped blond beard and Robin Hood theme, but--and this is supposed to MATTER???--he's got these tiny green diamonds over his eyes. Yeah, THAT'll work!
Sure, secret identities ARE a good idea, so nobody kills your whole family because you ruined their drug business, but comic books are trying so hard to make sure WE recognize the guys that they're just too obvious.
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absolutly. Some comics get it right, like Batman (to an extent) but very very few do.
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Yeah, Batman/Bruce is pretty decent as a secret identity because he puts on the whole dimwit "Brucie" mask. But Robin's impossible. Let's see, he's using a version of his family's circus costumes, AND his family nickname, AND a type of somersault that only ONE teenage boy in the world can do...which means he's not only obvious himself but also makes Bruce-his-guardian obvious by association. Bad move, Brucie.
Oh, well. It's not like the shallowest secret-ID stuff was invented by modern, comparatively realistic writers.
Still, I love it when modern writers take a dangerously noir LOOK at all the older issues and their, well, issues. Most of DC's excuses for any given summer's Ultimate Final Most Important Ever No Really We Mean It Crossover Crisis of Infinite Excuses for Comic Sales are pretty thin. Hey, there's this pink alien squirrel rushing through the mall and yelling "NewBigBaddie is coming!"
Okay, so I made that one up. (I think.)
But I'm really impressed by the believable progression started in Identity Crisis: One of Doctor Light's old victims is murdered, so he's suspected, so he hires Deathstroke for protection, so he figures out what happened to everyone's memory of the dozens of times they discovered the heroes' secret IDs, SO, as a result, on the one hand Deathstroke and the rest decide it's time to draw the line, and on the other hand Batman decides he needs to be even MORE distrustful of his teammates and reactivates Brother Eye to watch them, and everything follows from there.
Unfortunately, I don't have as much luck when the writers decide to resurrect some complete lame-o villain just to prove how clever they are. "Hi, I'm PinkSquirrelMan! Oops, Hero-or-Villain X just blew me apart to prove how tough s/he is!"
And as for "Hero X Dies for REALS this time," pfaugh. If I had any betting friends, we'd bet on how many months before they bring whoever-it-is back, but I guess these days there's enough industry news it'd be too easy to cheat.
Deathstroke I can believe in, because it's in character for a brilliant but amoral human being. But once we get to interstellar zombie demons doin' things just 'cause they be EEEvil, let's just say I save my money.
--Nonie
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