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Published: 2009-06-23 03:02:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 1948; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 15
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Every single time you let a child bang away at a keyboard, another Piano gets Raped
About a week ago, my sister had her friends over to write a song for an assignment. To my horror, her friend began pounding at [my] keyboard randomly and singing off key. Needless to say I felt sorry for the both of us going through such a traumatic experience.
This was originally going to be toned like in traditional black and white comics, but the dots and screens pack I used didn't go dark enough for E. Pi's hair. Kinda like it in colour though (:
Instrument-Tan designs (electric piano, trumpet, and violin)(c) me
Done in MSP
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XD Thanks to this, I've developed a habit of gently playing scales or classical music after I see a kid slam a piano. XD
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you are a sweetie and deserve a hug
*gets E. Piano and throws him at you*
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Why, thank you. 
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awwww we appreciate it Piano and I <33
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D: Poor piano. It needs some time to get over this. Tee-hee "playing" Funny comic! XD
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I've been making sure he gets lots of rest in-between our little engagements ;0 thanks!
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oh dear lord, poor thing ):
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NEVER leave an eight - year old alone with a string instrument. After failing to play it She CUT the strings in half. With safety scissors. I have no idea how she did it, but I was horrified. (luckily, I had a spare set ...)
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oh dear D: that's partially why i'm glad i play brass
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Yeah, brass instruments are REALLY REALLY REALLY hard to break.
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but really easy to dent :S
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My Music Teacher did this to a keyboard at school. DELIBERATELY. To show us what we COULDN'T do.
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I know! The little kids have the excuse of not knowing any better, but a MUSIC TEACHER... It should be illegal!
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My school seems to be a haven for instrument abuse ... In one of the art rooms there is a bent up trumpet that my art teacher personally bashed with a hammer to make it more interesting to draw.
I honestly wanted to steal it from the shelf and give it a hug. (that is your fault, btw)
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D:
I'm coming there to form an SPCI
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Ooh, that means Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Instruments, right?
Don't take the bus. It's worse. It's an Instrument Lover's worst nightmare. I was just sitting there, ignoring everyone else and wondering if bagpipes come in fractional sizes, when someone's VIOLIN flew past my head, fell out of the case, clattered down the stairs (said bus was a double - decker) and was deliberately stood on.
I also have been targeted by the music - haters. They shredded some of my sheet music (it was just a piece that I got from string group about a year ago, luckily)and one of them threw a golf ball at my cello. (I have no Idea what he thought a golf ball was gonna do ...)
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I tried to play a piano when I was 6, using only four keys and actually remembering which one made what noise. Does that count?
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if you're not banging random stuff, i think it might just be uncomfortable touching
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What about playing 'Cheaters piano'?
in case you don't know what I mean, that's when you mark both the keys and the notes on the music, and just match the letters. I do that all the time, because my only instrument is Cello and I can't read treble clef. ( I'll gradually remove the letters once I can remember the notes and keys ...)
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versus when people get an electric piano to play a demo song and move their fingers randomly? haha, I don't think that;s as bad, my friend taught her little sister piano starting with that technique until she learned treble. It's not too hard if you can read sheet music, just need to get used to where the notes are
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I only get access to a piano once a year at the moment, so this will take a while...
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Also,my mom would think it was very strange if I asked for a piano, some masking tape and a sharpie at random.
By the way .. what effect would it have on a string itan ( was that grammatically correct?) if one of their strings snapped? That happens to my cello much to often and I want to check that it's not psychologically traumatized or anything ... god I'm weird...
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well, the strings are the source of a strings instrument's voice, so losing a string would temporarily destroy part of their vocabulary. the impact would feel like a charlie horse, but in the chest
agh, that sounds painful ):
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Ouchies. I am so glad that I'm not a violin right now ...
I just read that and realized how odd it sounds XD
Although it would be cool to be able to turn into an instrument ...
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hahaha, sometimes it'd be cool
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Wow, E.Piano in this and your original E.Piano almost look like 2 different people.
This is awesome by the way but you should so do another E.Piano picture styled more like this one.
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haha, well, even though all y characters follow the same rubric, my style always fluctuates and changes month to month.
hmm, I really haven't drawn him in a while. I have no idea what style he'll come out as
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Ahah well I can't wait to see!
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haha i HATE it when my brothers friends or neighbor kids come over an bang on my paino. they broke one of my keys
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No way! my school just replaced a piano because one of the g keys played 3 notes at once due to all the rape it got, and now another one is doing the same thing, ON THE EXACT SAME KEY!
I swear, so many G-spot jokes pop up right now, it's not even funny 
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I don't know the Piano but I know the Violin. So when I attempt to play the Piano it's better than banging away because I can keep on rhythm and guess which note is which. Is that still considered rape or light rape? XD
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mmm, maybe molestation? idk xD
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>> my niece (one year) likes to bang away on the piano...
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awww, have you put it's cover on? protect your piano
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ehh, no?
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oh goodness D:
and I thought it was only brass players
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Cellists are like that too.
My school string group had 10 cellists and roughly 40 violinists. We kept getting told to play quieter so we wouldn't drown the violinists too much and stop people noticing them XD
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but if they suck that's a good thing
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The conductor likes big dynamics when we do pieces at school, so then when I go home and play piano I like big dynamics too 
haha, and the fact that I play baritone, haha yes, angry brass XD
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xD ours is the opposite. he'll cover his ears as we play .__.
xD angri bass yesh?
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haha wow
oui oui >3
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*spits drink* wow, uh... let me count the members in our concert band.
4 flute
2 clarinet
4 alto sax
3 tenor sax
3 bass instruments
2 trumpets
2 mallets
4 percussion
=
24...
Our Jazz ensemble is even smaller, but that's understandable.
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O____O that's so small
even my elementary school band was bigger
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you live in a city or what?
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