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Published: 2021-04-28 20:23:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 12127; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 2
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In the old days, action video game heroes were kind of stuck in a sausage fest.So when some ladies managed to actually win matches in this dick measuring contest, they truly stood out from the crowd !
Lara Croft, the legendary tomb raider !
Jill Valentine, the bioterrorist buster of Resident Evil !
Who would win... A DEATH BATTLE ?!!
(Death Battle is property of Screwattack and their respected creators Ben Singer and Chad James.
Lara belongs to Square Enix.
Jill belongs to Capcom.)
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Finally someone who knows something
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Wow. Someone’s never played any of the older Tomb Raider games
Because if you did. You wouldn’t have just said Lara is 1. Not a bullet timer which she most certainly is and 2. Hasn’t killed Thing more dangerous than nemesis. Despite the fact she’s killed a Kraken, A Dragin, Literal Dinosaurs, An Atlantean Queen, An Egyptian God, Baba Yaga, Etc etc. also she’s reacted to shots from a bi-lane, and automatic weapons so. I love that everything you’ve said here is wrong.
I mean you’re trying to peddle that a woman who can’t even lift 1 Ton can beat a woman who can push 40 tons. A common beat cop vs someone who regularly fodderizes actual trained mercenaries and soldiers. Lara broke into and escaped Area 51 dammit. There is literally nothing Jill is bringing to the table Lara hadn’t seen whilst Lara has better stats across the board.
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Lara Easily. (Assuming composite Lara Croft) All versions of Lara Croft (Classic, Legends and Survivor) have a multi-ton lifting/pushing feats, and all versions of Lara have not only a more varied arsenal but have killed things in a far higher class than Jill who’s only real feat was defeating Nemesis and by defeating I mean using a railgun.
Legends Lara the one depicted held open a metal gate whilst drowning at the same time, regularly pushes multi ton blocks, has killed countless trained mercenaries, fought and defeated Natla and her forced. Compare that to jill who’s only good at dealing with damn near mindless opponents (zombies) and One Tyrant she killed only by luring it into traps.
Meanwhile Lara has actually killed a Chinese dragon, The Kraken, Several Dark Spirits, The God Set, Giant Multi-Blade Weilding Statues, an Atlantean Abomination, A Nephilim, A Tyrannosaurus Rex multiple times, Atlantean Queen Natla, has literally punches people threw wooden beams, has destroyed a helicopter via throwing a climbing axe, Killed Baba Yaga, Literally a guy possessed by an Aztec God, the list goes on.
Jill Valentine, and I love her, has no feats that put her in even the 1 Ton range let along 40 tons (how much a slab from the Pyramid of Giza Weighs which Lara pushes casually), she isn’t nearly as fast or as durable as Lara, gets bullied by even slightly supernatural beings like Wesker. Really Jill is a baseline Athletic Human, Lara Croft is an actual Superhuman in terms of feats.
Conclusion: Jill gets killed like a common goon
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