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Published: 2010-07-28 14:19:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 548; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Cast:Alucard (British)
Seras (British)
Walter (British)
Integra (British)
Pip ( French)
Evil villain (?)
1.Lights go on and the beginning theme from Hellsing starts up
2.See Alucard sliding back and forth across stage
A-uuummm...Hi
3.runs off stage embarrassed
4.Walter walks across stage still getting ready by cleaning his glasses and flossing his teeth with his death string
A-(Cough)...Walter
W-Oh...Hi
5. Waves hello and then runs off stage embarrassed
6. Seras and Integra skip half way down the stage (it's not like Integra to skip)
S+I- Hello!
7. Integra sees Pip coming
I- SERAS RUN FOR IT!!
8. Seras runs off stage and around the back to the other side
9. Integra grabs Pip's scarf as he runs by so he can't get Seras
10. Seras re-enters and kicks Pip in the behind knocking him down
S- TAKE THAT!
P- Hey, OW, what was that for?!
11. Alucard picks Pip up and walks him off stage
12. Villain goes across stage listening to his/her iPod
13. Everyone comes out to dance to the last bit of the song
14. Walter and Alucard don't realize that the music has stopped so they keep dancing
15. Realizing this they run off stage in the wrong direction
16. They come back on stage
17. Walter trips and Alucard positions his foot on Walter's back and whispers loudly
A- Let us begin.
18. Beginning song ends
19. Walter walks off stage pushing a chair and school desk out to the corner of the stage with a box under it
20. Integra enters and sits down on chair
21. Integra finds box under chair and discovers it contains her favorite dress which has been ripped to shreds
I. (She yells for Alucard) ALUCARD, GET YOUR BUM OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!
22. Alucard enters looking extremely tired from opposite side of stage
A. What? I'm here, what do you command master? (Tired and slightly irritated)
I. I don't COMMAND anything! What I want is an explanation for this!
23. Integra stomps up to Alucard and stuffs the dress in his face
I. How many times have I told you, not to do the laundry in your hellhound form?! (Not really yelling but still quite mad)
A. Sorry master. (Bow's polity)
24. Integra goes and sits back down again
25. Alucard follows and stands next to her
26. Audience hears yelling off stage from Seras and Walter
S. OO, I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH!!! (Yelling)
27. Seras storms in at opposite side from where Alucard and Integra are, followed by Walter who is trying to calm her down
W. It's really not all that bad. (Calming tones)
28. Seras and Walter stop in the middle of the stage arguing
S. BUT HE DOES THIS EVERYTIME, EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!!!! (Yelling)
W. He was just being affectionate and helpful. (Calming tones)
29. They realize they aren't alone and they shut up
30. Walter straightens and walks over to Integra while Seras nervously giggles softly
W. Oh...Sorry. Pip has been up to his old ticks again. This time, though, he must have gone too far.
31. Alucard walks over to Seras trying to stop laughing
S. IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE LAUGHING ABOUT, MASTER!!!
A. Oh, really Seras!?
32. Walter leans over to speak to Integra, while Alucard continues to harass Seras off to the side(silent mode)
W. (In a whisper) I don't think we should keep Pip and Seras in the same room any more, Integra.
I. (whispering back) Yes, I suppose your right, Walter, but they have to learn to get along. Where else am I going to put Pip? I couldn't put him with Alucard especially because Alucard will kill him.
W. (Walter seems unsure about her choice and hesitates to answer.) Alright, I'll stick with you on this Integra.
33. Pip storms in but his braid gets stuck off stage by one of the other actors to look as if it got caught in a closing door
34. Puts himself right and walks over to Seras and the others
P. I DID NOT DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS I DID!!! (Points at Seras and yells)
I. Alright, tell us your side of the story Pip.
35. Pip calms down and walks over to Integra
P. We were talking. Seras was drinking her blood pack, I was having some whisky. She got up to get a new pack and tripped over her own two feet. I caught her under her bum. When I had put her down she slapped me and stormed up here to your office.
S. (Turns to Alucard and speaks in a sarcastic voice.) That is not the way I remember it.
A. You two are like an old married couple! Starts' laughing again then thinks better of it because Seras is starring him down (which is hard because she's shorter then him). But really this is so very stupid.
W. I told her the same thing, but she would not hear of it.
A. Well then, master should we separate the two or not? (Looks at pip hungrily)
I. No, they will remain together until everything is settled between them.
36. Alucard frowns for his hope's of fresh blood is squashed
37. Walter sees the dress that Integra has in her hand
W. Sorry, but may I inquire as to what happened to your dress?
38. Integra points at Alucard who shrugs innocently
W. (Puts his hand out and Integra gives him her dress.) Well, I'll take it and get it repaired.
I. Thank you, Walter.
39. Phone rings
I. (Walks off stage to answer it and comes back with her cell.) Yes
40. Person on phone concealed off stage
I. Oh, dear G-d he /she's running amuck.
41. Person talks some more
I. Thank you, we will be right there. (Puts cell back off stage and turns to everyone.) I'm sorry we will have to resolve this later. Alucard, Seras, Pip, get your guns and head out.
A+P+S. Yes ma'am!! (Solutes and start heading off stage)
W. Don't worry Alucard; I'll get the dress fixed up. (Reassures Alucard by patting him on back)
42. Alucard nodes and heads out the door
43. Pip and Seras still arguing off to the side
I. Walter, you go as well; I think you'll be needed.
W. Yes ma'am. (Puts his death string in his pocket and remembers he has something for Seras so he calls her back over to the middle of the stage.) Seras come hear, I have a new weapon for you.
S. Alright. (Turns, answers, and walks off stage to inform Alucard.) I'll be right there.
44. Alucard ends up coming with her
45. Walter, Seras and Alucard go to the middle of the stage
46. Pip waits next to them a little off to the side
47. Lights dim around the middle of the stage and the elevator action begins pip goes off stage
48. Elevator action ends lights go back to normal
49. Walter, Seras and Alucard act like they are getting out of the elevator by going to one side of the stage
50. Walter runs off stage to get this new weapon and drops his string
51. Seras picks up the string and the both of them start playing cats cradle with it
52. Walter re-enters with a pack of tarot cards
53. Holds his hand out
54. Seras and Alucard return Walter's death string to him
W. Now, these may look like an ordinary set of tarot cards but each will help get rid of your opponent faster.
55. Seras and Alucard take a look through the cards and find "the sun" showing it to the audience
S. What about this one?
W. Ah, that one is one of the more powerful cards. It can emit a light as bright as the sun. You have to be careful with this one though. If you don't stand behind it and hold it the right way you'll end up dead instead of the enemy.
S. Thank you, Walter.
W. Alucard, you can use them as well.
56. Walter shows Seras and Alucard how to use the cards
A. Yes, well, Seras we had better be going. (Walks off stage followed by Seras)
57. Go back to elevator action and we find pip asleep against an invisible wall. The three get out of the elevator and walk past pip
P. (waking from slumber realizing still on stage) HEY, WAIT UP!
58. Audience sees Seras and Alucard run across stage
59. Lights dim a bit and you see villain walk across behind them still listening to iPod
60. Lights get lighter and you see villain standing on opposite side with a fair size gun and iPod in hand waiting for them
61. See Seras and Alucard come in from other side of stage Alucard guns out and Seras has a rather nice size gun
V. (stands putting iPod in pocket.) I have you now vampires!
A. Oh, please don't make us laugh! (Begins to fire at villain)
62. Lights flicker on and off so it looks like he's firing his gun
V. You really think your puny guns will work on me.
S. No, we expect you to burn! (Pulls out tarot cards and holds it the way she was taught)
A. I expect I should get behind you, Seras? (Walks behind Seras)
63. Seras fires and the lights flash really fast on and off
V. (screams in pain and runs or falls off stage.)
64. Lights stop flashing and all the audience sees is a jar of dirt that says "jar- o - villain"
65. Pip and Walter arrive and the audience can hear groans and moans off stage
P. Um...Guys we might have finished him/her off but their ghouls are still alive.
A+S. OY! (Lean against each other tuckered out)
P. I'll get them, you guys take a break. (Sits the two down on chairs opposite side of where the ghouls are coming from)
A+S. Thanks.
66. Walter shows up from the same side as pip with his death string and a malicious smile on his face
W. Mind if I assist you Pip?
P. Sure, just watch where you throw that string of yours.
W. Don't worry, I will.
67. Both walk off stage and audience can hear screams from the ghouls and powder can be seen flying off stage and a few ghouls get thrown on stage then dragged off stage again
68. Alucard and Seras look over and make funny faces as the ghouls seem to get killed while also cheering pip and Walter on
P. (comes back on stage all dusty (dust= blood)) All done.
W. (comes back on stage looking the same as pip and shakes off as much dust as possible. ) Nice job. Shall we go home?
S. (gets up from chair and helps Alucard up as well yawning slightly.) I need to get to bed.
A. That doesn't sound like a bad idea. (Remembers he still has to face Integra at home and sits back down annoyed.) But, I still have to apologize to Integra.
W. Don't worry; I'll take care of that, Alucard. (Reassures him and helps Alucard up again)
A.(Sighs) Thanks, Walter.
69. Lights dim and everyone walks off towards jar of dirt which Walter picks up on his way off
70. Lights come up and see the group come across stage
71. Pip stops Seras from going off stage and they walk back to the middle of the stage
P. Seras, can you ever forgive me?
S. Sure, I will, just next time watch where you put your hands. (Kisses him on cheek and walks of stage letting go of his hand gracefully)
P. Okay. (Catches her again making it look like he's dipping her deeply and then kisses her on the lips. Then he stands her back up and walks off stage with a very malicious grin on his face)
72. Seras touches her hand to her lips and blushes then walks off smiling happily
73. The lights dim and then lighten to see office set up again and Integra sitting in her chair
74. Walter walks in and bows
W. I wish to inform you that we have gotten rid of the villain. Also, Alucard wishes to apologize for your dress.
I. Thank you, Walter and well done. Did the new weapon work out alright?
W. They worked marvelously, Integra.
I. See you in the morning, Walter. (Looks relieved and stands to leave for bed)
W. See you in the morning, Integra. (Bows and then leave stage once again)
A. (Comes up behind Integra giving her a hug and to wish her a good night.) See you in the night, my master.
W+I. See you in the night, Alucard.
75. Both walk off leaving Alucard on stage to move the chair and desk back and pulls everyone else on stage for finale bows
76. Ending theme song starts
ALL. THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SKIT!!!
78. Everyone bows and leaves, Alucard stays on and does one final elegant bow and leaves stage
