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SparklinBurgndy — Toki Will Fix Everything
Published: 2012-02-25 04:00:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 854; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 14
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After the cute Toki pic, I thought he looked like he was giving the teddy bear to someone. Who would he give it to? Well, he might give it to Skwisgaar's slutty daughter to give to thier son.Explanation for the last sentence here .
So I sketched out a tableau of Toki, Skwisgaar and said slutty daughter. (Skal? For some reason I like her having a fake Scandinavian name, too.)
Toki: Don'ts worrys; Toki fixes everythings!
Skal: R-really?
Skwisgaar: Don't listens to dis dildo. He ams a totals dildo!
For anybody who thinks Skwisgaar's fatherly concern is OOC, it is completely and 100% because it's f//guitar riff//king Toki. If it was anyone else, he wouldn't even pretend to give a shit. XD
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I don't know if I would call her slutty. Yes, she did get picked up by the Skank Patrol, but that's standard procedure at the concerts by now from the sounds of it. I think Skwisgaar glowering at Toki is the closest to civil he can manage right now. Appropriate, too. Toki's look of pride makes me chuckle a little bit as well.
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You know the band only has two categories for women: sluts and Mom.
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I thought they had the third category of crazy bitches. Probably falls into sluts for most of them.
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XD I love this. And Skal is so pretty! Even if she is slutty!
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And his //riffing// precious!! I don't care how much baby puffs out his chest, he's just so adorable!! Now I have to go read whatever the link takes me to. After this weekend. I can us it. It's been a ride to 5 of the 9 Hells and back.
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I hope it helps your sucky weekend. It was just a bit of crack. ^^
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Oh yes, I forgot about that one! I have a mind like a steel sieve........ sorry. So is the baby going to live?
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Sure! He's got Skwigelf genes, after all.
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Hee, and in the middle of the night, when he's going through Deddy withdrawls, he'll try to think of a way to get Deddy back again. (Without hurting Skal's feelings, of course.)
Knowing Toki, he'd make a second Deddy and pull a switcheroo.
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Who says that's the original Deddy? XD There's an extra on a DVD that shows a Gear with a whole armload of Deddys; I'm sure Toki has spares. Even if he didn't, he'd probably make an extra to give away.
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True, I always wondered how Deddy survived being burnt up by a flamethrower. All this time I thought he was magic.
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Just the bit of her in a TS & holding the teddy bear was very cute
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