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Published: 2010-12-12 09:09:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 844; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 17
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Description Comic to go with Dusty's next blog.

I'm rather sad that I didn't get the chance to do one of my outraged rants about the harshness of nature immediately following our trip to Utah. The wind has rather gone from my sails but suffice it to say, my first time driving in snow was A NIGHTMARE FROM HELL. Here's some things useful for complete retards born and bred in California regarding driving in the snow:

1. CHECK/REPLACE YOUR WINDSHEILD WIPERS. Twenty minutes into driving in the falling snow, I had to find a place to pull over and replace them. My old wipers may have been able to handle the light sprinkles of San Diego but after spending a summer baking in the sun, they were nowhere near able to handle the snow and sleet.

2. PLAN TO TAKE FOR FRIGGING EVER. It took us nearly ten hours to get from Ogden, UT to Las Vegas, NV because it was snowing all the way to the Arizona border. I've NEVER seen that many accidents before. I meanwhile was latched to my steering wheel, staring wildly through my mud-stained windshield, blazing along at 30 MPH.

3. IF YOU LIVE IN SAN DIEGO, THEY DON'T PUT ANTIFREEZE IN YOUR WIPER FLUID. I was certain that something was BROKEN on my car when I discovered my wiper fluid wasn't working in spite of the car just having been serviced. This meant as semis passed me on the freeway, splashing icy, muddy water across my windshield, I had nothing to combat this with. It was a good seven hours into the drive that it occurred to me OH GOD DAMMIT, IT'S FROZEN.

So yeah. That sucked and I will never do it again. MOVING ON.
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Comments: 10

SlashmasterAeon [2010-12-14 23:47:18 +0000 UTC]

God...that's happened to us before...

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Shironotenshi [2010-12-14 00:19:00 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the fact that drivers in Utah suck. As a Utah driver dealing with Utah drivers I have no patience left for their idiocy, lack of courtesy, and blatant disregard for the safety of others and themselves.

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Iridomaniac [2010-12-13 05:15:07 +0000 UTC]

fffff, I hear you. I hear you D: Snow sucks balls. But BLACK ICE sucks major big floppy donkey dick.

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Jadejj [2010-12-12 22:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear...I must be hard not knowing the way of living in the snow part of the world....and they call us Snow bunnies up here in Canada... At lease Anime North and Fan Expo are in warmer months of the year...

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veveisme [2010-12-12 19:38:22 +0000 UTC]

That sounds painful
I can see how the antifreeze thing would be a problem DX
But that's strange, you would think they would still put in a little antifreeze...but I guess not

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nakira [2010-12-12 19:19:35 +0000 UTC]

D: Live in Minnesota a few years - it makes you snow-tough. -30, four feet of snow, a ridiculous white out, and black ice all over the place? Bring that shit on.

But I know its not like that everywhere. :/ And it can be a pain in the left buttcheek to drive in the snow, esp. when very UNHELPFUL THINGS happen to you, such as them not putting antifreeze in your wiper fluid. Why would they not do that?! I mean, I know it's San Diego and they probably don't have to prepare for snow in any real hardcore way, but still. That doesn't make sense! D8 CALIFORNIAAAA!! *shouts to the sky*

I'm sorry that you guys had a bad time, but hey. You made it there safely, right? That counts for something. (:

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MoonNeko [2010-12-12 15:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Snow is easy to drive in, annoying, but easy. Ice is wear the problems start..here in Oklahoma, we get snow that turns into ice, and no one here knows what the hell to do when that happens since we rarely ever get snow/ice. Sorry you guys had such a bad experience DX!!!

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ta-teufel [2010-12-12 10:49:18 +0000 UTC]

This needs a last panel of you on top of the car, shaking your fist at the sky going. "SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW."

::goes to draw it::

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xglide [2010-12-12 09:19:29 +0000 UTC]

If it's not people, it's nature xD. Someone's ALWAYS out to get you unfortunately . same here btw x3 just how you deal with it

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RenaInnocenti [2010-12-12 09:17:54 +0000 UTC]

|D
I've never driven in the snow yet

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