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Published: 2013-04-19 01:45:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 6855; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 30
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Commander John Shepard of the Alliance vs Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan John 117 of the U.N.S.C.No, Shepard, Cortana is not a love interest!
Mass Effect belongs to Bioware.
Halo belongs to Bungie/343i.
Got the idea from the halo graphic novel.
Made in Garry's mod.
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I think Cortana is better off with Shepard, Master Chief is just a retard. Plus his game couldn't be any more lame lol
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HOW DARE YOU!!!! THIS...MEANS....WAR!!!!!
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Find it funny its taking two marines and Johnson to BARELY hold back MC, while Kaiden is the only one holding back Shepard.
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Hey, it takes a lot more to hold back half a ton of Spartan, and let's be honest, those two marines and Johnson aren't even close to barely holding the Chief back!
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i like Liara in the background with the facepalm. lol
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If MC would strike, Shepard had a hole in the head, that is so great, that would fit my hand.
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No, but the Arbiter is.
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if thay did get into a war over this unsc would smash. the unsc would have eilets to help them aswell ;0
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Yeah, but the Mass Effect universe has Urdnot Wrex. All problems can be solved with head butting.
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I like how Chief needs 3 guys and yet they still can't hold him back! And that has to be renegade Shepard or he wouldn't be picking fights. ^_^
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Might be Renegade shepard, but he got the med-bay upgrade in ME2, so well never know for sure...
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umm just noticed the cigar poking out ofΒ Jonson's head
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It looks like that from this angle, but it's supposed to have fallen out of his mouth as he threw himself onto Chief's back.
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Marines!!! GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND HELP ME SAVE THIS STUPID SON OF A B****H BEFORE THE CHIEF MAKE'S HIM IN TO A RED STEAN ON THE FLOUR
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shepard is dead, chief has two soldiers and Jonhson trying to hold him but are being through around like rogdolls and shepard has one guy holding his arm
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I don't think Chief would kill Shepard, maybe just break all his limbs.
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ah cerberus would just bring sheperd back agien
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maybe but chief win, but it would fun to watch "over a mile mile, I'm not getting in that"
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Liara was afraid of this: Put two massive tanks of male hormones with Alpha personalities like Shepherd and this 'John-117' in the same room and you get instant fireworks.
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You should probably tell Shepard that the Chief isn't a love interest either.
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If the Alliance and the UNSC got into a war about this, The Allaince would have thier asses served to them on a silver platter.
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I don't know, I think they'd be evenly matched.
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The UNSC would win just by sheer numbers, 817 human colonies before the war, Though most of them are mining worlds
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Good thing it's just a war between Shepard and the chief!
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Lol omg love this. Shep and chief arguing kaidan holding back Shep but two marines and Johnson failing to hold back chief, while liar a is in the background like 'just fucking kill me'
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Shepard: I fought Reapers!
Chief: I fought things WAAAY worse than pansy-ass metal space squids. For instance, a genocidal alien theocracy that was trying to KILL us, an uber-parasite that was trying to EAT us, and an insane member of a god-race that was trying to turn us into ROBOTS. All of those things can kick your 'Reapers' asses and not even blink. So in other words, FUCK YOU.
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yep becuse reapers havent wiped out galactic civilization a thousand times over or anything.
oh and reapers are organic/synthetic beings that harvest and or distroy all advanced races every 50,000 years or so. thay also ues members of a race as solders thrugh indoctrination or other methods, terning once allied forces into abomanations. thay have also been compared to gods by younger races (just thaght i might add that god bit) so in other words go T-bag someon else, becuse thats all you good at
P.S. sorry for spelling/gramer
i will admit chief is way stronger sheperd but reapers no
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Why are you replying to a two year old comment that has no relevance to you whatsoever?
As for your Reaper worship, it is generally accepted among sci-fi circles that nearly every sci-fi universe with the exception of Firefly regularly beats out anything from the ME-universe. A big reason for that is the Reapers never fought a fight that they weren't in control of in the first place. They are so used to keeping civilizations below a certain threshold and on the path they desire that they see no need to adapt to an enemy that DOESN'T use their technology. (A good example of this would be the Galactic Empire from Star Wars. Their direct energy turbo-lasers can bypass the kinetic shields on the Reapers, and generally have a destructive yield in the mid-megaton range, whereas the Reapers' guns only have a destructive yield in the low kiloton range. They don't use the Reaper's method of transport, and the Inquisitors/Dark-Side Force users can train any Imperial troops to successfully resist the indoctrination used by the Reapers)
And how in the hell was I T-Bagging you?
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hats off to you sir i got nothing
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Wow, that's a lot of words for the Chief. I think he'd probably just shorten it down to the last part, or just punch him!
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x'D omg they are going to need a lot of Marines, ODSTs, and other Spartans to hold Chief back XD...
Wait, where is the fun in that...let them fight >D
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