StevenHanly [2013-07-17 12:47:51 +0000 UTC]
Well, when all you have is an old, gnarled tree trunk for a tree, you still have to string it with Christmas lights during the holiday season!
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CDI3D [2013-07-17 11:56:04 +0000 UTC]
...And from the Withered Hill He spoke, saying unto the gathered masses below
For unto them who preserve my Words shall be given Dominion.
Even unto the two moons and the children there.
Thou shall cast forth thy hand and across the lands of the deepened dark thou shall raise up cattle
Lo the cattle will be laid low and made to render up their heartsblood unto you.
And their blood will be a fragrant balm washing contamination from the body and exalting it
with perfection and glory...
...To Life Immortal.
-- unnamed sermon popular among the Pure. circa 1st Era of Advocacy.*
* The Martian faith, what little is known to date, seems to have glorified the consumption of blood from its very founding, perhaps influencing the genetic development of the martian species as we know it today. It is interesting to note that the faith has no written text and is delivered solely from memory, via oration making the capture of martian natives, rather than their wholesale slaughter paramount to the success of the Expedition. -- Lt. Kendra Maris, Cultural Scientist. UN Martian Expedition Sept 5th, 1945
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kylebjart [2013-07-17 11:37:54 +0000 UTC]
I would probably cross the road if I saw that walking up the other way! No offense to 'lord' sure he/she/it is a nice bloke/lady/thing
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