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Two years after the death of Garlic Jr. things were peaceful,Chi-chi agreed to basic self defense for Gohan (as long as he keeps up his studies), and The rest of the gang did their own thing. Piccolo was training in a wasteland when he detected a huge level of power coming toward him. Piccolo was startled by a stranger in armor with massive black hair and a green device over his right eye. "You're not Kakarot" said the stranger. "Who the hell are you?" asked Piccolo.

"That's no way to talk to your better" said Radditz as he activated his scooter. As he read Piccolo's power level he became shocked. "A power level of 1000!?! That is almost as high as mine, how did an earthling manage that?" Radditz inquired bewilderingly. "By training and fight whenever I can" shouted Piccolo as he moved in to attack. Radditz fired an energy wave but Piccolo dodged and countered with an energy ball volley, Radditz just barely deflected only for Piccolo to catch him by surprise and give him an round house kick to the head staggering him. "Why you lowly worm" Radditz snarled at Piccolo.
Radditz fired his 'keep your eye on the birdy' technique, (also called begone in some games) but Piccolo countered with explosive demon wave. After a brief beam struggle Piccolo's attack prevailed blasting Radditz and knocking him unconscious.

"Now to finish this" Piccolo said to himself as he raised his arm to unleash a killing blow. "Hey Piccolo" came the sound of an unfamiliar voice. Piccolo turned around just in time to get headbutted by the fortune teller. The blow was enough to render Piccolo unconscious. The fortune teller rubbed his head as he dragged Piccolo to a swirling portal. "I am getting sick of this crap, can't wait for the next year and a half when things will get better" he said tossing Piccolo through the portal taking him to the frozen wastes. The fortune teller went into a second portal and disappeared. Shortly after Goku came to investigate the huge powers he sensed and found Radditz. Surprised by another tailed warrior Goku took the unconscious Radditz to Kame house.

After a while Radditz woke up but couldn't remember anything except his own name and his beating at Piccolo's hands. "Who are you? Where am I?" Radditz asked. "My name is Son Goku" Goku introduced himself, "Your at Kame house. What happened to you?" Goku inquired. "I remember fighting a green man but nothing else" answered Radditz. "Sounds like you ran into Piccolo, you're lucky to be alive" responded Master Roshi. "Yeah he is one of the strongest and meanest people on earth, most people would have died facing him" chimed in Bulma. "I noticed you have a tail, I have one too" Gohan said shyly. "That's nice" mentioned Radditz. Suddenly the whole house started shaking violently. Everyone ran outside to see what is was, and saw Piccolo, very chilly and very angry.

Radditz backed up in fear. "Oh God it's him, help me" he cried. Piccolo confronted the group. "Hand him over and no one gets hurt" demanded Piccolo. "Not a chance, you want him, you will have to go through me first" responded Goku as he entered his fighting stance. "And through me too" Krillen added getting into his stance. "So be it" said Piccolo before charging in at them. Krillen and Goku were punching and kicking at Piccolo who responded with similar moves, all of the canceling each other out. Krillen was about to use a Kamehameha wave but was knocked out by a new arriving warrior. It was a time patroller, an orange Namekian, who was sent to kill Radditz because the timeline was altered.

Without even introducing himself the future warrior charged with Piccolo at the two saiyans. Goku fired a kamehameha at Piccolo but he dodged and fired an eye beam that Goku barely dodged, losing a few hairs after the beam grazed by him. Radditz tried doing a rush attack, but the orange Namekian blocked every attack and countered with a rapid ki volley. Radditz tried to cancel them out with his own ki volley, but he couldn't keep up with the Namekian and got blasted by a bunch of blasts and got a bit of damage. "Dammit, I won't lose to you" Radditz growled. Goku broke off and regrouped with Radditz. "This isn't good Radditz" Goku said worriedly. "Now you're finished stranger" Piccolo uttered with cockiness as he began charging his explosive demon wave.

"Hey Piccolo" came the fortune teller's voice from behind Piccolo. Piccolo spun wild around and fired his explosive demon wave, but there was no one there. Piccolo turned back and the fortune teller was there and jabbed Piccolo in the nose. Piccolo gripped his nose and cursed loudly, and the fortune teller started laughing. "Haha Haha, you didn't see it coming. The look on your face!" He said. He then turned to the orange Namekian. "Never saw one like you before. I have seen bright green ones, dark green ones, even knew one with albinism, but never an orange one. You are really new" he said looking the orange Namekian up and down. "Who are you exactly?" Asked the fortune teller. The orange Namekian didn't reply and got into a combat stance. "Well aren't you mister anti-social, fine let's do this" the fortune teller spoke. He then disappeared.

Suddenly a crimson portal sucked up the orange Namekian and the fortune teller reappeared. "Well he's gone" he said. "Curse you" growled Piccolo. "Give up Piccolo it's over" said Goku. "Not quite" said the fortune teller. "Who are you anyway" asked Radditz. "That's not relevant, but who you are is" replied the fortune teller. "Who don't remember cause Piccolo beat you so bad, but your an alien" he continued. Everyone gasped in shock. "Wow I didn't know aliens are real" Master Roshi said in surprise. "Yeah but unfortunately entire species are wiped out for monetary gain every day" replied the fortune teller. "Oh my gosh why?" Bulma asked with concern. "Well that's funny Radditz is part of the problem" answered the fortune teller. Every look at Radditz in shock. " what do you mean" asked Goku. Instead of answering the fortune teller quickly levitated Radditz"s scooter to himself. "Hey you saiyan turds this planet has something called dragon balls, if you can get them you can have any wish granted including immortality" he said before crushing the scuoter. "That thing was a long range communication device, the people on the other end are aliens who are exponentially stronger than you and delight in wiping out entire worlds populations and it will only take about a.year for them to get here" he explained.

"What!?! Then why the hell did you tell them about the dragon balls?" Krillen asked hysterically. "Because it's supposed to happen. You may have already guessed it but Goku is an alien" he continued, making everyone gasp. "Really, you didn't know, well you die now. More shocking, Radditz is Goku's brother" he uttered. Goku gasped loudly. "I have a brother?" He asked happily. "I have an uncle?" Gohan questioned in surprise. "Yeah you had more than one grandparent but the died when their planet blew up" the fortune teller mentioned nonchalantly. "Wait what?" Radditz asked. The fortune teller explained to everyone about the saiyans, about how they were enslaved and made to destroy planets for the personal gain of others, and how they were betrayed and lost their planet, and how Goku's parents saved his life, and how he was supposed to die killing Radditz. "Wait then why save me" asked a perplexed Radditz.

"I have inside knowledge into the future, kind of like a psychic, so I knew you were coming a while ago. But recently I had a... premonition of you turning good and sacrificing himself to crash his spaceship and kill the other two. Thing is if he didn't do it and Goku died, he gets his physical body in the afterlife and gets trained by the god of this galaxy, becoming just strong enough to save the planet from destruction. But I couldn't stop thinking about Radditz's sacrifice. It was nice but tragic that Goku should have his only Saiyan family die if he can be redeemed so I committed one of the biggest crimes in the universe and Changed history" explained the fortune teller.

Goku put his hand on his brother's shoulder. "I don't know what you did, but I believe in you brother, after all you must be great if this guy went to so much trouble you save you" Goku stated optimistically. It was then everyone noticed the fortune teller was gone but he decided to brush it off. Goku walked up to Piccolo. "Hey Piccolo that guy said I got that training in the afterlife so I need you to Kill me" he said. All his friends started yelling in protest. "Goku what are you saying? What would I tell Chi-chi?" Cried Krillen. "I don't know but you will think of something" Goku replied bluntly. Krillen groaned in response.

Gohan began to cry."Daddy, I don't want you to go" he sobbed. "Oh it will be okay Gohan, I will be back before you know it" Goku said patting Gohan's head. Goku turned to Piccolo. "Piccolo I want you to train Gohan while I am gone" he said. "What why me?" Piccolo asked. "Because you are the strongest guy I know and he needs to be able to defend himself if things go wrong" answered Goku. "Tch, fine" Piccolo relented. After everyone said their goodbyes Piccolo charged his special beam cannon, shot Goku through the heart killing him, and took Gohan away. Krillen walked up to Radditz. "My best friend died for your sake, you better of been worth it." He said coldly before flying off for his training.

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Later in the Naruto universe the fortune teller entered a remote cave In a mountain in the land of lightning where he entered a secret elevator leading to an advanced science lab. When he entered the lab the Namekian was strapped with titanium restraints and his whole body wrapped in chakra sealing tags, with the sludge and metal creature standing next to him, the metal one looking beaten up. "Oh my babies, what has he done to you?" He asked with concern. "Come on we are fine" replied the metal creature embarrassedly.

The sludge creature tossed a capsule to the fortune teller. "You won't believe what is in it" the sludge creature said. The fortune teller tossed the capsule and it turned into a time machine. "Oh you son of a b***h, just when I thought I couldn't dislike you any more, now you're in more trouble than ever" he said threateningly.

Description
Two years after the death of Garlic Jr. things were peaceful,Chi-chi agreed to basic self defense for Gohan (as long as he keeps up his studies), and The rest of the gang did their own thing. Piccolo was training in a wasteland when he detected a huge level of power coming toward him. Piccolo was startled by a stranger in armor with massive black hair and a green device over his right eye. "You're not Kakarot" said the stranger. "Who the hell are you?" asked Piccolo.

"That's no way to talk to your better" said Radditz as he activated his scooter. As he read Piccolo's power level he became shocked. "A power level of 1000!?! That is almost as high as mine, how did an earthling manage that?" Radditz inquired bewilderingly. "By training and fight whenever I can" shouted Piccolo as he moved in to attack. Radditz fired an energy wave but Piccolo dodged and countered with an energy ball volley, Radditz just barely deflected only for Piccolo to catch him by surprise and give him an round house kick to the head staggering him. "Why you lowly worm" Radditz snarled at Piccolo.
Radditz fired his 'keep your eye on the birdy' technique, (also called begone in some games) but Piccolo countered with explosive demon wave. After a brief beam struggle Piccolo's attack prevailed blasting Radditz and knocking him unconscious.

"Now to finish this" Piccolo said to himself as he raised his arm to unleash a killing blow. "Hey Piccolo" came the sound of an unfamiliar voice. Piccolo turned around just in time to get headbutted by the fortune teller. The blow was enough to render Piccolo unconscious. The fortune teller rubbed his head as he dragged Piccolo to a swirling portal. "I am getting sick of this crap, can't wait for the next year and a half when things will get better" he said tossing Piccolo through the portal taking him to the frozen wastes. The fortune teller went into a second portal and disappeared. Shortly after Goku came to investigate the huge powers he sensed and found Radditz. Surprised by another tailed warrior Goku took the unconscious Radditz to Kame house.

After a while Radditz woke up but couldn't remember anything except his own name and his beating at Piccolo's hands. "Who are you? Where am I?" Radditz asked. "My name is Son Goku" Goku introduced himself, "Your at Kame house. What happened to you?" Goku inquired. "I remember fighting a green man but nothing else" answered Radditz. "Sounds like you ran into Piccolo, you're lucky to be alive" responded Master Roshi. "Yeah he is one of the strongest and meanest people on earth, most people would have died facing him" chimed in Bulma. "I noticed you have a tail, I have one too" Gohan said shyly. "That's nice" mentioned Radditz. Suddenly the whole house started shaking violently. Everyone ran outside to see what is was, and saw Piccolo, very chilly and very angry.

Radditz backed up in fear. "Oh God it's him, help me" he cried. Piccolo confronted the group. "Hand him over and no one gets hurt" demanded Piccolo. "Not a chance, you want him, you will have to go through me first" responded Goku as he entered his fighting stance. "And through me too" Krillen added getting into his stance. "So be it" said Piccolo before charging in at them. Krillen and Goku were punching and kicking at Piccolo who responded with similar moves, all of the canceling each other out. Krillen was about to use a Kamehameha wave but was knocked out by a new arriving warrior. It was a time patroller, an orange Namekian, who was sent to kill Radditz because the timeline was altered.

Without even introducing himself the future warrior charged with Piccolo at the two saiyans. Goku fired a kamehameha at Piccolo but he dodged and fired an eye beam that Goku barely dodged, losing a few hairs after the beam grazed by him. Radditz tried doing a rush attack, but the orange Namekian blocked every attack and countered with a rapid ki volley. Radditz tried to cancel them out with his own ki volley, but he couldn't keep up with the Namekian and got blasted by a bunch of blasts and got a bit of damage. "Dammit, I won't lose to you" Radditz growled. Goku broke off and regrouped with Radditz. "This isn't good Radditz" Goku said worriedly. "Now you're finished stranger" Piccolo uttered with cockiness as he began charging his explosive demon wave.

"Hey Piccolo" came the fortune teller's voice from behind Piccolo. Piccolo spun wild around and fired his explosive demon wave, but there was no one there. Piccolo turned back and the fortune teller was there and jabbed Piccolo in the nose. Piccolo gripped his nose and cursed loudly, and the fortune teller started laughing. "Haha Haha, you didn't see it coming. The look on your face!" He said. He then turned to the orange Namekian. "Never saw one like you before. I have seen bright green ones, dark green ones, even knew one with albinism, but never an orange one. You are really new" he said looking the orange Namekian up and down. "Who are you exactly?" Asked the fortune teller. The orange Namekian didn't reply and got into a combat stance. "Well aren't you mister anti-social, fine let's do this" the fortune teller spoke. He then disappeared.

Suddenly a crimson portal sucked up the orange Namekian and the fortune teller reappeared. "Well he's gone" he said. "Curse you" growled Piccolo. "Give up Piccolo it's over" said Goku. "Not quite" said the fortune teller. "Who are you anyway" asked Radditz. "That's not relevant, but who you are is" replied the fortune teller. "Who don't remember cause Piccolo beat you so bad, but your an alien" he continued. Everyone gasped in shock. "Wow I didn't know aliens are real" Master Roshi said in surprise. "Yeah but unfortunately entire species are wiped out for monetary gain every day" replied the fortune teller. "Oh my gosh why?" Bulma asked with concern. "Well that's funny Radditz is part of the problem" answered the fortune teller. Every look at Radditz in shock. " what do you mean" asked Goku. Instead of answering the fortune teller quickly levitated Radditz"s scooter to himself. "Hey you saiyan turds this planet has something called dragon balls, if you can get them you can have any wish granted including immortality" he said before crushing the scuoter. "That thing was a long range communication device, the people on the other end are aliens who are exponentially stronger than you and delight in wiping out entire worlds populations and it will only take about a.year for them to get here" he explained.

"What!?! Then why the hell did you tell them about the dragon balls?" Krillen asked hysterically. "Because it's supposed to happen. You may have already guessed it but Goku is an alien" he continued, making everyone gasp. "Really, you didn't know, well you die now. More shocking, Radditz is Goku's brother" he uttered. Goku gasped loudly. "I have a brother?" He asked happily. "I have an uncle?" Gohan questioned in surprise. "Yeah you had more than one grandparent but the died when their planet blew up" the fortune teller mentioned nonchalantly. "Wait what?" Radditz asked. The fortune teller explained to everyone about the saiyans, about how they were enslaved and made to destroy planets for the personal gain of others, and how they were betrayed and lost their planet, and how Goku's parents saved his life, and how he was supposed to die killing Radditz. "Wait then why save me" asked a perplexed Radditz.

"I have inside knowledge into the future, kind of like a psychic, so I knew you were coming a while ago. But recently I had a... premonition of you turning good and sacrificing himself to crash his spaceship and kill the other two. Thing is if he didn't do it and Goku died, he gets his physical body in the afterlife and gets trained by the god of this galaxy, becoming just strong enough to save the planet from destruction. But I couldn't stop thinking about Radditz's sacrifice. It was nice but tragic that Goku should have his only Saiyan family die if he can be redeemed so I committed one of the biggest crimes in the universe and Changed history" explained the fortune teller.

Goku put his hand on his brother's shoulder. "I don't know what you did, but I believe in you brother, after all you must be great if this guy went to so much trouble you save you" Goku stated optimistically. It was then everyone noticed the fortune teller was gone but he decided to brush it off. Goku walked up to Piccolo. "Hey Piccolo that guy said I got that training in the afterlife so I need you to Kill me" he said. All his friends started yelling in protest. "Goku what are you saying? What would I tell Chi-chi?" Cried Krillen. "I don't know but you will think of something" Goku replied bluntly. Krillen groaned in response.

Gohan began to cry."Daddy, I don't want you to go" he sobbed. "Oh it will be okay Gohan, I will be back before you know it" Goku said patting Gohan's head. Goku turned to Piccolo. "Piccolo I want you to train Gohan while I am gone" he said. "What why me?" Piccolo asked. "Because you are the strongest guy I know and he needs to be able to defend himself if things go wrong" answered Goku. "Tch, fine" Piccolo relented. After everyone said their goodbyes Piccolo charged his special beam cannon, shot Goku through the heart killing him, and took Gohan away. Krillen walked up to Radditz. "My best friend died for your sake, you better of been worth it." He said coldly before flying off for his training.

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Later in the Naruto universe the fortune teller entered a remote cave In a mountain in the land of lightning where he entered a secret elevator leading to an advanced science lab. When he entered the lab the Namekian was strapped with titanium restraints and his whole body wrapped in chakra sealing tags, with the sludge and metal creature standing next to him, the metal one looking beaten up. "Oh my babies, what has he done to you?" He asked with concern. "Come on we are fine" replied the metal creature embarrassedly.

The sludge creature tossed a capsule to the fortune teller. "You won't believe what is in it" the sludge creature said. The fortune teller tossed the capsule and it turned into a time machine. "Oh you son of a b***h, just when I thought I couldn't dislike you any more, now you're in more trouble than ever" he said threateningly.