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The first in a series of LGBT headcanons/ships/cannon things for almost every fandom I'm in.

I've already talked about this in my Portal LGBT Headcanons , but I'm more than happy to mention this headcanon here.

I am one of the few people who do not believe that Cave Johnson and Caroline are the parents of Chell. Rather her parents are just some random scientists with their own drama. Instead, Caroline is 100% a lesbian. "Married to science" just seems like code for "not interested in men so please leave me alone". Plus, the power imbalance between Cave and Caroline seemed a little off for me. Also, her ascot thing reminds me of the lipstick lesbian flag. Cave may have fallen for her at one point, but after realizing that she's a lesbian (cue "She Likes Girls" by Metro Station) he becomes a straight ally. He may be ableist, but not homophobic since they don't really have their own maintenance cost and he can steal them from homophobic businesses.

Also, how do cats do a thumbs up??

Description
The first in a series of LGBT headcanons/ships/cannon things for almost every fandom I'm in.

I've already talked about this in my Portal LGBT Headcanons , but I'm more than happy to mention this headcanon here.

I am one of the few people who do not believe that Cave Johnson and Caroline are the parents of Chell. Rather her parents are just some random scientists with their own drama. Instead, Caroline is 100% a lesbian. "Married to science" just seems like code for "not interested in men so please leave me alone". Plus, the power imbalance between Cave and Caroline seemed a little off for me. Also, her ascot thing reminds me of the lipstick lesbian flag. Cave may have fallen for her at one point, but after realizing that she's a lesbian (cue "She Likes Girls" by Metro Station) he becomes a straight ally. He may be ableist, but not homophobic since they don't really have their own maintenance cost and he can steal them from homophobic businesses.

Also, how do cats do a thumbs up??