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{{A few notes before you read.
Setting: The Veil.
Time: Who the crap knows.
Situation: Memo.
Any text preceded by 'PM' is a private message between the speaker and the tag that follows. <3
Anything within dashes is ACTUALLY HAPPENING, but all text is within memo.
Enjoyy!!}}

= carcinoGeneticist: GOOD EVENING NOOKSNIFFERS, THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING.
= twinArmageddons: fuck
= twinArmageddons: ii mean, hii kk
= carcinoGeneticist: FIRST ORDER ON THE MINUTE TONIGHT, LET'S ALL TRY NOT TO RUN AROUND WITH OUR HEADS SHOVED UP OUR WASTE CHUTES.
= terminallyCapricious: hey karkat
= terminallyCapricious: I'VE BEEN THINKING
= terminallyCapricious: how
= terminallyCapricious: YOU'RE THE LEADER
= carcinoGeneticist: OH JEGUS FUCK NOT YOU AGAIN.
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y K4RK4T, YOUR T3XT SM3LLS GOOD
= carcinoGeneticist: GODDAMMIT WHO CHANGED MY TEXT COLOR
= gallowsCalibrator: >;]
= carcinoGeneticist: PYROPE HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH MY HUSKTOP
= gallowsCalibrator: NOP3
= gallowsCalibrator: NOT D1R3CTLY 4NYW4YS
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= twinArmageddons: DJHASDKJDSHJKDHDASK
= twinArmageddons: THIS IS VERY IRRITATING
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4NKS SOLLUX
= carcinoGeneticist: JEGUS FUCK, CAPTOR, STOP FEEDING INTO THE PSYCHOTIC BLIND GIRL'S COLOR FETISH.
= twinArmageddons: better
= twinArmageddons: what diid ii do
= carcinoGeneticist: NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT'LL BE YOUR EYEBALLS SHE'S LICKING
= gallowsCalibrator: YOU H3LP3D M3 CH4NG3 K4RK4T'S COLOR
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= gallowsCalibrator: R3M3MB3R?
= carcinoGeneticist: YOU CHANGED MY FUCKING TEXT COLOR, DUMBASS.
= twinArmageddons: oh
= twinArmageddons: ii dunno
= carcinoGeneticist: NOW FIX IT.
= gallowsCalibrator: NO DONT
= twinArmageddons: no, iim good for now
= gallowsCalibrator: >:]
= carcinoGeneticist: OH COME THE FUCK ON
= carcinoGeneticist: WHY NOT?
= gallowsCalibrator: B3C4US3 1T SM3LLS N1C3
= twinArmageddons: becau2e you 2eem iiriitated
= gallowsCalibrator: 1M T34CH1NG SOLLUX TO SM3LL COLOR
= carcinoGeneticist: FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU.
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= gallowsCalibrator: >:]
= terminallyCapricious: HoNk
= carcinoGeneticist: NO STOP IT
= twinArmageddons: 2melliing color ii2 hard, tz
= gallowsCalibrator: DONT WORRY YOULL G3T US3D TO 1T
= twinArmageddons: ii hope 2o
= carcinoGeneticist: JESUS, NOW SHE'S GOTTEN YOU TO DO THE STUPID COLOR-SMELLING THING?
= twinArmageddons: well iim fuckiing bliind kk
= twinArmageddons: what el2e do ii do
= gallowsCalibrator: YOU SHOULD TRY 1T K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: 1T'S FUN
= gallowsCalibrator: >:]
= arsenicCatnip: :33< *ac purrs happily in gr33ting* hey karkitty!
= carcinoGeneticist: OH JESUS.
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y N3P3T4
= carcinoGeneticist: NEPETA, DON'T YOU HAVE SWEATY-ASS HIGHBLOODS TO PESTER?
= twinArmageddons: hey np
= arsenicCatnip: :33< *ac curls up in karkitty's lap* Equius? I can't find him. Be a good furrend and help
= arsenicCatnip: :33< me look?
= carcinoGeneticist: HE'S PROBABLY BUSY JA-- FIXING HIS ROBOTS OR SOME SHIT, I'M SURE HE'S FINE.
= terminallyCapricious: kArKaT cHiLl YoUr ShItS, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GAMZEE. MY SHITS ARE SO CHILL RIGHT NOW.
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y G4MZ33
= carcinoGeneticist: THE LOAD GAPER IS LIKE FUCKING HUMAN ANTARCTICA, THAT IS HOW CHILL THEY ARE.
= twinArmageddons: my fuckiing brow2er keep2 cra2hing
= twinArmageddons: what2 goiing on now
= terminallyCapricious: I lIKe YoUr TeXt CoLoR lIkE tHaT
= gallowsCalibrator: W3'R3 4LL BUGG1NG K4RK4T
= terminallyCapricious: dOn'T bE aShAmEd
= twinArmageddons: liike what
= gallowsCalibrator: R3D
= gallowsCalibrator: C4NDY R3D
= carcinoGeneticist: EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE. IN OTHER NEWS, GRASS IS GREEN.
= gallowsCalibrator: CH3RRY C4NDY R3D
= carcinoGeneticist: JESUS FUCK CAPTOR JUST CHANGE MY COLOR BACK
= terminallyCapricious: It LoOkS lIkE tHe WiCkEd ElIXeR
= terminallyCapricious: :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU
= carcinoGeneticist: OH GOG COME BACK
= gallowsCalibrator: SOLLUX L3FT 4G41N
= carcinoGeneticist: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM
= gallowsCalibrator: SOLLUX F1X YOUR BROWS3R
= twinArmageddons: iim tryiing to
= twinArmageddons: but iit2 beiing a fuckiing paiin
= carcinoGeneticist: FUCK YOUR BROWSER SOLLUX, JUST FIX MY TEXT COLOR ALREADY
= gallowsCalibrator: DONT
= twinArmageddons: ii cant iif my brow2er i2nt workiing riight
= gallowsCalibrator: 1T SM3LLS SO GOOD
= twinArmageddons: even iif ii can barely 2ee the 2creen wiith thii2 bliind 2hiit
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3 YOULL G3T US3D TO 1T
= twinArmageddons: when though
= gallowsCalibrator: W3LL
= gallowsCalibrator: 1T TOOK M3 4WH1L3
= gallowsCalibrator: BUT 1 DONT KNOW HOW LONG 1TLL T4K3 YOU
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: AS LONG AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO GO AS APESHIT INSANE AS SHE IS.
= terminallyCapricious: CaLm YoUr TiTs, KaRkAt. :o)
= gallowsCalibrator: YOUR3 CUT3 WH3N YOUR3 ANNOY3D K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: >;]
= carcinoGeneticist: OH SHUT UP
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 2o fuckiing 2tupiid
= terminallyCapricious: I hOpE sOlLuX cAn GeT hIs MoThErFuCkInG bRoWsEr FiXeD
= terminallyCapricious: hOnK :o)
= twinArmageddons: me too
= twinArmageddons: becau2e thii2 ii2 riidiiculou2
= carcinoGeneticist: COME THE FUCK ON, CAPTOR.
= gallowsCalibrator: D1D SOM3ON3 M3SS W1TH YOUR BROWS3R?
= gallowsCalibrator: K444RK444T?
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= twinArmageddons: you thiink iim enjoyiing thii2?
= terminallyCapricious: mAyBe We ShOuLd LeT iT dO iT's OwN ThInG
= terminallyCapricious: AnD sToP
= carcinoGeneticist: YOU WROTE A CODE THAT KILLED ALL OUR FUCKING LUSI, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX A FUCKING BROWSER.
= terminallyCapricious: tRyInG tO cOnTrOl It
= twinArmageddons: 2hut up, kk.
= carcinoGeneticist: GOOD JOB. TEN POINTS OUT OF FUCKING TEN.
= gallowsCalibrator: K4RK4T D1D YOU M3SS W1TH SOLLUXS BROWS3R?
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
= terminallyCapricious: ...WaIt WhAt DiD yOu JuSt SaY kArKaT
= terminallyCapricious: :o(
= gallowsCalibrator: 1 DONT PUT 1T P4ST YOU
= twinArmageddons: you dont under2tand how diifiicult thii2 ii2 now
= carcinoGeneticist: I CAN BARELY WORK MY OWN HUSKTOP, MUCH LESS SABOTAGE HIS
= twinArmageddons: ii cant 2ee worth 2hiit
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4TS TRU3
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= carcinoGeneticist: FUCK YOU, TZ.
= gallowsCalibrator: >;]
= carcinoGeneticist: DON'T LAUGH, THIS IS A SERIOS PROBLEM.
= gallowsCalibrator: K4RK4T YOU SP3LL3D TH4T WRONG
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= terminallyCapricious: wOrDs ArE gReAt, MoThErFuCkEr
= carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP I KNOW
= carcinoGeneticist: AND NOW MY KEYBOARD IS SHORTING OUT ON ME
= gallowsCalibrator: R11111GHT
= carcinoGeneticist: FUCK MY PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A LIFE
= gallowsCalibrator: SO F34RL3SS L34D3R
= twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 2o 2tupiid
= gallowsCalibrator: WH4TS TH1S M3MO 4BOUT
= gallowsCalibrator: K4RK4T WH4T 1S W1TH YOU, YOUR3 ST4R1NG BL4NKLY 4T YOUR COMPUT3R
= carcinoGeneticist: HEY, FUCK YOU. THERE IS IMPORTANT LEADERLY BUSINESS TO BE ATTENDED TO.
= gallowsCalibrator: TH3N 4TT3ND
= carcinoGeneticist: AND IT IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WHIMS OF A SYNESTHESIAC LUNATIC.
= gallowsCalibrator: OH OUCH
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4T HURT, K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: (H3H3H3)
= terminallyCapricious: Oh SoRrY, gUyS
= carcinoGeneticist: SO, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IN THIS MEMO.
= terminallyCapricious: i SpAcEd OuT aGaIn
= carcinoGeneticist: WILL SOMEONE FIX MY FUCKING TEXT COLOR ALREADY JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST
= terminallyCapricious: HoNk :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS NEW, GAMZEE.
= terminallyCapricious: I mAdE aNoThEr PiE. :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: WOW, CONGRATULATIONS ON CONTINUING TO BE THE MOST IDIOTIC OF DUMBFUCKS.
= carcinoGeneticist: YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT SHIT, RIGHT?
= gallowsCalibrator: B3 N1C3, K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: G4MZ33 D1DNT KNOW
= terminallyCapricious: Aw DoN't WoRrY, mOtHeRfUcKeR
= terminallyCapricious: iT's AlRiGhT
= terminallyCapricious: :o)
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y DUMB4SS, ST1LL DONT KNOW WH4T TH3 M3MO 1S 4BOUT
= carcinoGeneticist: IT'S ABOUT CAN SOMEONE PULL THEIR CRANIAL MATTER CONTAINER OUT OF THEIR NOOK AND FIX MY
= carcinoGeneticist: COMPUTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
= twinArmageddons: your computer ii2 fiine
= twinArmageddons: iit2 my brow2er that2 an a22
= carcinoGeneticist: NO IT IS CLEARLY NOT
= gallowsCalibrator: 1TS JUST F1N3
= gallowsCalibrator: JUST C4NDY
= carcinoGeneticist: IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, CAPTOR, MY TEXT COLOR IS BRIGHT FUCKING RED
= gallowsCalibrator: WHOOPS
= gallowsCalibrator: 1 M34N..
= gallowsCalibrator: D4NDY
= carcinoGeneticist: IT IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY AND THE SOONER IT IS PURGED FROM MY SCREEN THE BETTER
= twinArmageddons: why doe2 iit iiriitate you 2o much?
= carcinoGeneticist: SADSGDFHGFGFDDSFDGHGJKJLKJLKH;LK;L
= carcinoGeneticist: BECAUSE IT IS THE FUCKING STUPIDEST COLOR
= gallowsCalibrator: W3 F1N4LLY GOT YOU TO US3 TH3 COLOR OF YOUR C4NDY R3D BLOOD
= gallowsCalibrator: 1TS 4M4Z1NG
= carcinoGeneticist: COLORS DON'T EVEN HAVE SENTIENCE AND YET THIS SHADE OF RED HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED WAIT WHAT
= gallowsCalibrator: <3
= gallowsCalibrator: H3H3
= twinArmageddons: waiit
= twinArmageddons: kk's blood
= twinArmageddons: ii2 off the 2pectrum
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT NO FUCK FUCK FUCK
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TEREZI
= gallowsCalibrator: OH MY GOG
= caligulasAquarium: hey landwwellers
= gallowsCalibrator: OH GOG 1TS 3R1D4N
= twinArmageddons: fuck you er
= caligulasAquarium: wwhy do you guys hate me
= gallowsCalibrator: 4W, 3R1D4N, 1 W4S K1DD1NG
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= caligulasAquarium: shore you wwere
= carcinoGeneticist: WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO STICK THEIR GILLS IN HERE. IT'S PRINCE HOPELESSNESS HIMSELF, IN
= carcinoGeneticist: THE PURPLE, FISHY FLESH.
= caligulasAquarium: hello to you too kar
= caligulasAquarium: wwhats goin on
= gallowsCalibrator: NOTH1NG
= gallowsCalibrator: NOTH1NGNOTH1NGNOTH1NGNOTH1NGNOTH1NGNOTH1NG
= carcinoGeneticist: AMPORA I SWEAR TO GOG KEEP YOUR FINS OUT OF THIS
= terminallyCapricious: WhOa TeReZi... :o?
= caligulasAquarium: it doesnt seam like nothin
= carcinoGeneticist: IT'S NOTHING
= carcinoGeneticist: IT IS LESS THAN NOTHING.
= caligulasAquarium: oh reely.
= gallowsCalibrator: NOTH1NG H4PP3N3D TH4T CONC3RNS 4NYON3 H3R3
= carcinoGeneticist: YES, "REELY". LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE.
= terminallyCapricious: ThAt MiGhT nOt HaVe BeEn ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNg To SaY, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
= twinArmageddons: ii2 iit true, kk
= gallowsCalibrator: WHY NOT, G4MZ33
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW, GAMZEE
= carcinoGeneticist: AND CAPTOR SHUT THAT LISPING FUCKING PROTEIN CHUTE OF YOURS THIS INSTANT
= terminallyCapricious: dO yOu NoT rEmEmBeR bEsT fRiEnD? :o?
= carcinoGeneticist: REMEMBER WHAT
= twinArmageddons: ii2 that a ye2?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OH GOG 1 4M SO SORRY K4RK4T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: JEGUS TEREZI, WHAT HAPPENED?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: AAAAAAAUGH
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1M SO SORRY K4RK444T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: NO NO NO I'M SORRY I SHOULDN'T BE MAD AT YOU
= caligulasAquarium: wwhat the fuck is evven goin on
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: BUT THIS IS SORT OF A BIG FUCKING DEAL.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOU SHOULD B3 M4D 4T M3....
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1T M34NS 4 LOT TO YOU
= twinArmageddons: 2hut the fuck up erii
= twinArmageddons: ii hone2tly dont know though
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WHO THE FUCK WAS I KIDDING. THIS WAS GOING TO GET OUT EVENTUALLY.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: BUT YOU W4NT3D TO DO 1T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 4ND 1 S41D YOU COULD
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: TH3N 1 L3T YOU DOWN
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OH GOG
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: TZ, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER THIS. THIS IS MY FUCKING PROBLEM AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO OWN UP TO IT.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 4R3 YOU SUR3
= caligulasAquarium: wwell, this is borin.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I'M SURE.
= twinArmageddons: erii 2eriiou2ly 2hut the fuck up.  you have no iidea what the hell ii2 goiing on, and
= twinArmageddons: youre complaiiniing.  you a22.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1M SORRY K4RK4T 1 F33L 4WFUL
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: STOP IT, STOP IT, JUST FUCKING STOP IT. DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN YOU DO THAT.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1LL STOP TH3N
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT LIKE THAT
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
= caligulasAquarium: wwell you dont knoww either, sol.  so maybe its you wwho needs to shut up.
= terminallyCapricious: PM CG: HeY bEsTfRiEnD. :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TC: OH JEGUS, WHAT IS IT.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3LL Y34H
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: BUT M4YB3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: TH4TS WH4T M4K3S YOU SO CUT3
= twinArmageddons: fuck you erii.  fuck you, go back to whoever need2 you, becau2e youre obviiou2ly not wanted here.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I AM NOT CUTE.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: Y3S YOU 4R3
= caligulasAquarium: ...wwhy wwont anyone lovve me, sol?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I AM SO NOT SHUT UP
= terminallyCapricious: PM CG: i MaDe YoU a PiE. :o) hOnK
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: Y333SS YOU 4R3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: NO I AM NOT. I AM YOUR FEARLESS LEADER.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: FEARLESS LEADERS ARE NOT CUTE.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3 WH4T3V3R YOU S4Y K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:]
= twinArmageddons: becau2e youre a fuckiing lo2er who only want2 to fiill quadrant2?  2eriiou2ly, why would
= twinArmageddons: anyone liike you?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TC: I HAVE STOOPED TO MANY LOW AND EMBARASSING TASKS, GAMZEE.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TC: BUT THERE IS NO FORCE, IN THIS GODFORSAKEN UNIVERSE OR ANY OTHER, THAT WILL CONVINCE ME TO EAT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SOPOR PIES.
= caligulasAquarium: i am not!  i am eridan ampora, the prince of hope!  i am no loser.
= twinArmageddons: well you dont put any hope iinto my heart, a22hole.
= terminallyCapricious: PM CG: MoRe FoR mE, tHeN, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH CAN IT.  YOU ARE SILENTLY JUDGING ME, I CAN TELL.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: YOU'RE DRAWING HORNS ON ONE OF STRIDER'S EARTH KITTENS, AREN'T YOU? YOU WOULD.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3H3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOU KNOW M3 SO W3LL, K4RK4T
= caligulasAquarium: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
= caligulasAquarium: ...
= twinArmageddons: are you cryiing.  are you 2eriiou2ly cryiing.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: HAND OVER YOUR TITLE, TZ. I AM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, SEER OF ONCOMING HUMILIATION.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3H3
= twinArmageddons: youre 2uch a wu22, eriidan.  you cant take a fuckiing iin2ult wiithout bawliing your heart out.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: http://i41.tinypic.com/2lo0h2.png
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >;]
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: S33? SO CUT3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: YES, IT'S SO CUTE IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT UP MY OWN DIGESTIVE BILESAC.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 3W GROSS
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: BUT YOU KNOW 1TS CUT3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: JUST L1K3 YOUUUUU
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: .....
= caligulasAquarium: ...but.. its hard, sol.  its hard, and nobody understands.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO BACK TO THE MEMO. GOD KNOWS CAPTOR'S PROBABLY FIGURED OUT A WAY TO PHYSICALLY BURN THE THING DOWN.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: Y34H TH1NGS 4R3 PROB4BLY G3TT1NG OUT OF CONTROL
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: T1M3 FOR TH3 F34RL3SS L34D3R TO ST3P 1N!!!
!!!
= twinArmageddons: what2 hard?  2uppo2edly beiing a priince?  fuck you, iim /bliind/ right now.  ii can
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: TIME TO LAY DOWN SOME MOSTCERTAINLYNOTCUTE LEADERSHIP IN THERE.
= twinArmageddons: barely do what wa2 2o 2imple not long ago, and youre 2ayiing your liife i2 hard.  you
= twinArmageddons: fuckiing a22hole.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3 OK4YYYYY
= caligulasAquarium: no, youre the asshole!  you at least havve friends, wwho wiill fuckin help you wwith
= caligulasAquarium: wwhatevver you need!  i havve no one!  no one...
= carcinoGeneticist: OH JEGUS FUCK.
= twinArmageddons: well look who2 back
= gallowsCalibrator: W3R3 BOTH B4CK
= caligulasAquarium: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE? I TURN AROUND AND SUDDENLY IT'S ANGST CENTRAL.
= twinArmageddons: nothiing
= twinArmageddons: nothiing happened
= terminallyCapricious: HoNk. :o) MiRaClEs, KaRkAt.
UH
= gallowsCalibrator: SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N3D
= carcinoGeneticist: ASDFGHJLKL; WHY CAN I NEVER GET A STAIGHT FUCKING ANSWER
= carcinoGeneticist: *STRAIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
= gallowsCalibrator: >:?
= twinArmageddons: you diidnt giive me a straiight an2wer, kk
= gallowsCalibrator: ...
= twinArmageddons: 2o why 2hould ii giive you one
= carcinoGeneticist: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ARE WE SERIOUSLY BRINGING THIS UP NOW
= twinArmageddons: ii dont know, are we.
= terminallyCapricious: HoNk :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: SDFDGFHGFHKGJLKKJLK;KLK;
= carcinoGeneticist: OKAY, FINE.
= gallowsCalibrator: YOU JUST D1D SOLLUX
= twinArmageddons: where the fuck diid erii go anyway
= gallowsCalibrator: H3S BLUBB3R1NG 4T H1S COMPUT3R
= carcinoGeneticist: DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT OR NOT?
= twinArmageddons: fiine.
= carcinoGeneticist: ALL RIGHT.
= carcinoGeneticist: I
= twinArmageddons: ye2
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOU DONT H4V3 TO, K4RK4T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: YES I DO.
= carcinoGeneticist: FINE.
= carcinoGeneticist: TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES.
= carcinoGeneticist: THIS IS MY ACTUAL FUCKING BLOOD COLOR, IN ALL ITS FREAKISH MUTANT GLORY.
= twinArmageddons: ...huh.
= twinArmageddons: ii cant 2ay thii2 chage2 my viiew of you though.  ii alway2 knew there wa2 2omethiing
= twinArmageddons: diiferent about you.
= carcinoGeneticist: WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS, CAPTOR.
= terminallyCapricious: MiRaClEs.
= twinArmageddons: 2orry
= arachnidsgrip: And things suddenly got interesting.
= carcinoGeneticist: GET THE FUCK OUT SERKET
= caligulasAquarium: -sniffle- so thats wwhy you typed in that hideous shade of gray...
= terminallyCapricious: HeLlO vRiSkA. :o)
= carcinoGeneticist: IT WAS NOT HIDEOUS, FUCK YOU.
= caligulasAquarium: -wwhimpers-
= arachnidsgrip: Hey, this is a memo, anyone can see.
= twinArmageddons: ii dont thiink that wa2 2mooth planniing on your part, kk
= carcinoGeneticist: YEAH, NO BIG DEAL, JUST FLYING MY FREAK FLAG RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BITCH WHO REGULARLY FED PEOPLE TO HER FUCKING SPIDERMOM, HERP DERP DERP.
= terminallyCapricious: ErIdAn, Is SoMeThInG wRoNg? :o?
= arachnidsgrip: Stop 8eing such a whiner 8a8y, Eridan.
= arachnidsgrip: Shut the fuck up, mutant8lood.
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y
= caligulasAquarium: wwell im sorry, i guess im too unlovved to be here right noww
gallowsCalibrator has banned arachnidsGrip from responding to this memo.
= twinArmageddons: that2 what iive been tryiing to tell you, erii.  no.  one.  liike2.  you.
= carcinoGeneticist: WHAT THE FUCK.
= caligulasAquarium: shut up sol! i... i am lovved... -sob-
= carcinoGeneticist: MAYBE I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
= twinArmageddons: ju2t maybe?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOU OK4Y?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= twinArmageddons: kk, are you okay
= terminallyCapricious: WhAt'S wItH yOu GuYs AnD oVeRtHiNkInG tHiNgS? :o(
= twinArmageddons: iits not overthiinkiing when youre actually thiinkiing about stuff
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 TH1NK YOUR BLOOD 1S 4M4Z1NG, K4RK4T
= twinArmageddons: ...that made no 2en2e, fuck
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: DONT L1ST3N TO TH3M
= terminallyCapricious: JuSt Go WiTh ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FlOw, MoThErFuCkErS. :o( sLaM a CoLd OnE aNd CaLm YoUr TiTs.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: VR1SK4? 1GNOR3 H3R
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOUR3 OUR F34RL3SS L34D3R, NOT H3R
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4NK YOU, G4MZ33 1 4GR333
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, BACK HOME SHE'D GET THE HERO TREATMENT FOR CULLING ME.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3R3 NOT 4T HOM3
= twinArmageddons: okay, eriidan, iif youre stiil fuckiing here, iim sorry, okay.  ii dont understand
= twinArmageddons: whatever iit i2 that ii2 botheriing you.
= twinArmageddons: or el2e ii wouldnt of 2napped liike that
= twinArmageddons: ii dont even thiink youre stiill here
= CarcinoGeneticist: PM GC: THAT'S ALL WELL AND FUCKING GOOD, BUT NOW THAT BLUEBLOODED NUTJOB KNOWS.
= terminallyCapricious: JuSt Go WiTh ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FlOw, MoThErFuCkErS. :o( sLaM a CoLd OnE aNd CaLm YoUr TiTs.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: VR1SK4? 1GNOR3 H3R
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOUR3 OUR F34RL3SS L34D3R, NOT H3R
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4NK YOU, G4MZ33 1 4GR333
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, BACK HOME SHE'D GET THE HERO TREATMENT FOR CULLING ME.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3R3 NOT 4T HOM3
= twinArmageddons: okay, eriidan, iif youre stiil fuckiing here, iim sorry, okay.  ii dont understand
= twinArmageddons: whatever iit i2 that ii2 botheriing you.
= twinArmageddons: or el2e ii wouldnt of 2napped liike that
= twinArmageddons: ii dont even thiink youre stiill here
= twinArmageddons: whatever, forget iit.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: UGH. I'M WORRIED, OKAY? FUCKING SUE ME.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 KNOW YOUR3 WORR13D
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: GOG
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: K4RK4T 1 N3V3R SHOULD H4V3 4SK3D SOLLUX TO SW1TCH YOUR COLOR
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: JEGUS FUCK I TOLD YOU TO STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF
= caligulasAquarium: ...apology accepted, sol.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1M NOT F33L1NG SORRY FOR MYS3LF, DUMB4SS, 1M JUST SORRY TH4T NOW 4LL OF TH1S
= gallowsCalibrator: 1S H4PP3N1NG
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IT'S JUST THE TWELVE OF US OUT HERE. THIS WAS GOING TO COME OUT EVENTUALLY.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IT'S BETTER IF I TELL THEM MYSELF.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: BUT....
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 TOLD TH3M
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OH GOG
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: SORRY
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1LL STOP
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: NO NO NO JUST PLEASE STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I CAN'T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1M TRY111NNNGGG
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: THIS ISN'T YOUR FAULT.
= twinArmageddons: oh, you are here
= twinArmageddons: well... yeah
= caligulasAquarium: ...sol, do you... like me?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IT IS NOT SHUT UP.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: Y3S 1T 11111SSS
= twinArmageddons: ...as a person, a liitle.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: NO IT'S NOT.
= twinArmageddons: but ii gue22 iit2 better than nothiing to you
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: HOW 1S TH1S NOT MY F4ULT
= terminallyCapricious: HoNk. :o) ChIlL, bRoThEr.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I JUST WOULD'VE KEPT PUSSYING OUT OF ADMITTING ANYTHING.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: BUT NOW YOUR3 4LL WORR13D TH4T VR1SK4 W1LL TRY TO.....
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= caligulasAquarium: ...yea, i guess that wworks.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OKAY, YEAH. I'M WORRIED.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: BUT...
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:[
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH FUCK THIS IS GOING TO SOUND SO FUCKING STUPID
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: K4RK4T.......
= twinArmageddons: ...well now what
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: T3LL M3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...YOU'LL HAVE MY BACK, RIGHT?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I MEAN
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IF ANYTHING GOES DOWN
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: BECAUSE OF THIS
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OF COUURRS33 1 W1LL!!!
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...THANKS.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: THAT MEANS A LOT, TZ.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OF COURS3 1 W1LL K4RK4T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 4FT3R 4LL
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T 4R3 M4T3SPR1TS FOR?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: <3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: <3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: <3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ALL RIGHT, ARE WE GOING TO KEEP SENDING EACH OTHER SHITTY TEXT HEARTS OR ARE WE GOING TO GO AND FUCKING LEAD?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: (<3)
= caligulasAquarium: ...sol, can i ask you somefin?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3 L3TS GO AND FUCKING L34D
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: (<3)
= caligulasAquarium: er, tell you somefin...
= twinArmageddons: what ii2 iit, fii2hbreath.
= caligulasAquarium: wwell... er...
= caligulasAquarium: n-nevvermind.
= twinArmageddons: uh... okay then, erii.
= carcinoGeneticist: ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID I MISS THIS TIME?
= carcinoGeneticist: IF ANOTHER COMPUTER EXPLODED, THE BLAME IS ENTIRELY ON CAPTOR'S SKINNY-ASS SHOULDERS.
= twinArmageddons: actually, nothiing really diid happen thii2 tiime
= carcinoGeneticist: ...REALLY?
= caligulasAquarium: reely
= gallowsCalibrator: L14RS
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= gallowsCalibrator: TH4TS NOT 3V3N POSS1BL3
= twinArmageddons: well erii2 hiidiing 2omethiing from me, iif that count2
= caligulasAquarium: i am not!  shut up sol!
= gallowsCalibrator: HM....
= gallowsCalibrator: WH4T DO YOU TH1NK, F34RL3SS L34D3R?
= carcinoGeneticist: JEGUS, I JUST CAN'T LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU ALONE. WHAT AM I, A FUCKING GRUBSITTER?
= twinArmageddons: 2hut up kk, ii dont try to make thii2 obnoxiioux 2eadweller liike thii2.  he ju2t ii2.
= carcinoGeneticist: I SAID THE TWO OF YOU. A LITTLE BIT OF CIVIL FUCKING DISCOURSE ISN'T GOING TO KILL ANYONE.
= twinArmageddons: well iim curiiou2 a2 to what he2 hiiding
= gallowsCalibrator: ..SO 4M 1
= gallowsCalibrator: >:?
= caligulasAquarium: its nothfin... stop tryin to get in my business tez.  an sol.
= carcinoGeneticist: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ERIDAN. WE'RE STUCK ON A METEOR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
= gallowsCalibrator: CONF3SS1ON T1M3
= carcinoGeneticist: SECRECY ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING HELP ANYTHING.
= caligulasAquarium: but... but...
= gallowsCalibrator: LOOK 4T WH4T K4RK4T S41D
= gallowsCalibrator: 1 DOUBT 1TS WORS3 TH4N TH4T
= gallowsCalibrator: JUST S4Y 1T
= caligulasAquarium: ...n....no...
= twinArmageddons: he doe2nt have the gut2
= twinArmageddons: what a wu22
= carcinoGeneticist: CAPTOR SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUCK UP
= caligulasAquarium: yeah, shut up sol...
= gallowsCalibrator: JUST COM3 ON, 3R1D4N
= twinArmageddons: you know what, no.  iif he wont tell me, ii get to tea2e hiim a2 much a2 ii fuckiing want.
= twinArmageddons: wu22 wu22 wu22
= caligulasAquarium: sol, please
= gallowsCalibrator: F41R D34L, K4RK4T?
= caligulasAquarium: stop
= gallowsCalibrator: >:?
= twinArmageddons: \wu22 wu22 biig crybaby wu22
= carcinoGeneticist: WILL THE BOTH OF YOU JUST STOP BEING FUCKING MORONS
= caligulasAquarium: sol, stop
= gallowsCalibrator: OK4Y SORRY 3R1D4N
= carcinoGeneticist: SOLLUX, JUST LET HIM FUCKING SAY WHAT HE'S GOING TO FUCKING SAY
= twinArmageddons: "wweh iim eriidan wweh weweh"
= carcinoGeneticist: ERIDAN, DON'T LET THAT BASTARD BULLY YOU.
= gallowsCalibrator: SHUT UP, SOLLUX
= gallowsCalibrator: >:[
= caligulasAquarium: SOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU BASTARD!  I CANT BELIEVE I FUCKIN HAVE ANY FLUSHED FEELINS FOR
= caligulasAquarium: YOU, YOU... YOU ASS!
= gallowsCalibrator: ....
= carcinoGeneticist: ...
= twinArmageddons: ...o...oh...
= caligulasAquarium: there you are, sol.  are you fuckin happy noww.  continue hatin me for the rest of my miserable life, you dick.
= gallowsCalibrator: OH MY GOG
= twinArmageddons: ...well now ii feel 2tupiid.
= twinArmageddons: iim 2orry erii
= twinArmageddons: ju2t...
= twinArmageddons: gog.
= carcinoGeneticist: http://tinyurl.com/45le2ld
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T JUST H4PP3N3D
= caligulasAquarium: i kneww you wwouldnt feel the same wway, sol.  that wwhy i wwanted to hide it.  thanks a lot.
= caligulasAquarium: wwith evveryone wwatchin, too.  you must be reely proud to of humiliated me.  congrats.
= caligulasAquarium: maybe i should send you an awward.
= twinArmageddons: erii, ii diidnt thiink iitd be liike that.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OH GOG 4R3 YOU S331NG TH1S
= twinArmageddons: iim... 2o, 2o 2orry.
= twinArmageddons: 2incerly.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OR 4M 1 SM3LL1NG 1T WRONG
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: YES. YES, I AM SEEING THIS.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: SO 1M NOT SM3LL1NG 1T WRONG
= caligulasAquarium: uh huh.
= caligulasAquarium: shore.
= twinArmageddons: but, uh...
= caligulasAquarium: wwhat, sol.  wwhat.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: UNLESS YOUR NOSE IS DETECTING ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE STENCH OF THE MOST EMBARASSING DISPLAY OF PITY EVER EXHIBITED BY TROLLKIND, THAN NO YOU ARE NOT.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: NOP3, TH4T W4S PR3TTY MUCH WH4T 1 GOT
= twinArmageddons: wh...who ever 2aiid...
= twinArmageddons: ...that ii diidnt feel that way?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH444444444444444444444444444444444T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
= caligulasAquarium: ...wwhat?
= caligulasAquarium: this is a dream.  im dreamin, aint i.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: TH1NK F3F 1S S331NG TH1S??
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: HOLY FUCK, I AM GOING TO PUNCH HIM.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IF THAT FUCKING MORON HAD PAID ATTENTION TO ANY OF MY MOVIES THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE HANDLED THIS SO BLISTERINGLY INCOMPETENTLY
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH1CH ON3
= caligulasAquarium: wwell, then wwhy the fuck didnt you tell me earlier
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: BOTH OF THEM
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: M4YB3 1TLL KNOCK S3NS3 1NTO BOTH OF TH3M..?
= gallowsCalibrator: ...
= twinArmageddons: probably for the 2ame fuckiing rea2on you diidnt want to
= twinArmageddons: waiit
= twinArmageddons: ii fuckiing forgot
= twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 publiic, ii2nt iit
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: FUCK NO, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: UHH
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: TH4T M1GHT NOT H4PP3N NOW
= caligulasAquarium: hehehe, wwell of course it is sol
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH COME THE FUCK ON
= twinArmageddons: ...FUCK
= twinArmageddons: iim ju2t
= twinArmageddons: goiing to leave now
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: NO.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: YOU CONFESS TO THAT TROLL THIS INSTANT.
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: what...?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: I AM GIVING YOU ADVICE AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: K4RK4T, YOUR3 B4NG1NG ON YOUR K3YBO4RD 4G41N
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: DON'T GODDAMN WUSS OUT NOW, JEGUS.
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME, I DIDN'T FUCKING NOTICE.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS, TZ.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3LL TH4NKS K4RK4T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU OKAY
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: AAAAAAARGH
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 KNOW
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: ...
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: well, then what the fuck do ii do now
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG, 4NYW4YS?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: SAVING THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, THAT'S WHAT.
= caligulasAquarium: sol... did you reely leave?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: DO I FUCKING HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT? YOU BOTH HAVE FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OH GOG H3 D1DNT R34LLY, D1D H3?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: STOP BEING AN AVOIDANT ASSHOLE.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: TALK
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: TO
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: HIM
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: fiine, okay
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: iim 2orry, iim ju2t freakiing out a biit
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: ...OKAY, I HONESTLY CAN'T BLAME YOU.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: K4RK4444444444T WH4TS GO1NG OOOON
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: iim really afraiid, that iif ii do 2omethiing wrong, hell ju2t be... gog dammiit,
= twinArmageddons: (c) now iim the wu22.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: JEGUS, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. STRESSING OVER STUPID SHIT IS JUST GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: SOLLUX IS BEING A DUMBASS, WHAT ELSE COULD BE GOING ON.
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: iit2 hard, though.  nothiing liike thii2 ha2 ever happened to me.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: SO H3 D1DNT R34LLY L34V3?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3LL, H3S BLOW1NG 1T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 3R1D4NS 4BOUT TO CRY 4G41N
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: TO ELABORATE, HE'S FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK THIS UP.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3LL T3LL H1M TO LOOK 4T 3R1D4N FOR GOGS S4K3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: AND HE WOULDN'T BE IF HE HAD EVER LISTENED TO A WORD I HAVE EVER SAID GOG DAMMIT
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: AND HE WOULDN'T BE IF HE HAD EVER LISTENED TO A WORD I HAVE EVER SAID GOG DAMMIT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W41T...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: JUST... KEEP ERIDAN FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 K33P FORG3TT1NG H3 C4NT SM3LL TH4T F4R Y3T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: JUST...
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WHAT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: T3LL H1M 3R1D4NS GO1NG TO CRY
= gallowsCalibrator: H3Y
= gallowsCalibrator: 3R1D4N
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH FOR THE LOVE OF
= caligulasAquarium: y-yeah?
= gallowsCalibrator: 4R3 YOU ST1LL TH3R3
= gallowsCalibrator: OH GOOD
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: HE'S FUCKING CRYING NOW
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: GO COMFORT HIM DUMBASS
= gallowsCalibrator: PULL YOURS3LF TOG3TH3R
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: what
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: fuck
= caligulasAquarium: wwhy?
= gallowsCalibrator: YOUR3 NOT S3R1OUSLY G1V1NG TH1S UP NOW 4R3 YOU?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM TA: YES, 'FUCK' IS RIGHT. IT'S UP TO YOU TO FIX THIS.
= twinArmageddons: PM CG: okay, okay.  2orry.
= twinArmageddons: erii
= gallowsCalibrator: COM3 ON, L1K3 YOUV3 3V3R G1V3N UP B3FOR3
= gallowsCalibrator: OH
= gallowsCalibrator: H1 SOLLUX
= twinArmageddons: dear gog, iim 2orry
= twinArmageddons: iim ju2t
= twinArmageddons: nervou2 a2 fuck
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: RETREAT RETREAT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 4LR34DY DON3, F34RL3SS L34D3R
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: .....<3
= caligulasAquarium: wwell im more surprised right noww than nervvous, since it still feels... unrealistic.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I'M WILLING TO CALL THIS A MISSION WELL AND TRULY FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED.
= caligulasAquarium: that you evven fuckin like me
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ..... <3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: D1D 3R1D4N JUST S4Y UNR34L1ST1C?????
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3H3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: GOG, THESE TWO ARE MORONS.
= twinArmageddons: yeah, well, um...
= twinArmageddons: fuck, iim 2uch a wu22
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WILL THEY JUST FUCKING GET OVER THEMSELVES AND KISS ALREADY
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: OK4Y
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: W3LL
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: IT'S SO OBVIOUS TZ
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 GU3SS SO
= caligulasAquarium: wwell, you reely shouldn't be...
= caligulasAquarium: because wwere in the same place, right?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS OBVIOUSNESS
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ... IS OBVIOUSNESS EVEN A WORD
= twinArmageddons: yeah... ii gue22...
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOUR3 SO CUT3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I. AM. NOT. CUTE.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: UNT1L 1T G3TS 1NTO YOUR H34D
= twinArmageddons: ...well, what no-
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1TS TRU333
= caligulasAquarium: -steals a kiss-
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: LIES AND SLANDER
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: WAIT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T
= gallowsCalibrator: ........
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: DID I JUST SEE THAT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: YOU T3LL M3
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: DID HE JUST
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 TH1NK...
= caligulasAquarium: ...oh, sorry...
= twinArmageddons: no... iits alriight.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 4ND H3 4POLOG1ZES
= twinArmageddons: -hugs-
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: .....
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...........
= twinArmageddons: -Wraps arms around Eridan's neck-  you know... iim sort of happy, about how thii2 worked out.  ii havent been happy liike thii2 iin... a long tiime.
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: UMMMMMM
= caligulasAquarium: wwell, thats good, aint it?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: FINALLY, THEY'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
= twinArmageddons: yeah...  iit ii2.  -Smooches-
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: 1 DONT TH1NK TH3Y R34L1Z3 TH3YR3 ST1LL 1N TH3 M3MO
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: >:]
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: SO K4RK4T
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: OH THANK TROLL JEGUS, THESE IDIOTS ARE STARTING TO FIGURE THIS OUT THEMSELVES.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: YEAH?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: WH4T WOULD YOU H4V3 DON3 1F 1 H4D S41D 34RL1ER TH1NGS 1N TH4T M3MO
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3, JUST CUR1OUS
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: I... I DON'T KNOW.
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: TO BE HONEST, I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMBASS.
= caligulasAquarium: so... wwe matesprits noww?
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: H3H3, 1 F1GUR3D
= twinArmageddons: what do you thiink, fii2hbreath.  -nuzzles-
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: THAT SEEMS TO BE A RECURRING PATTERN, ISN'T IT
= gallowsCalibrator: PM CG: SO 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO T4K3 SOM3 OF YOUR OWN 4DV1C3?
= carcinoGeneticist: PM GC: ...
= carcinoGeneticist: HEY TZ.
= gallowsCalibrator: ..Y34H?
= carcinoGeneticist: -kiss-
= gallowsCalibrator: MMF! .................<3
= carcinoGeneticist: <3
= twinArmageddons: -watches them and smiles- well... iit look2 liike thiing2 are 2tartiing to work out for a change.
= caligulasAquarium: yea... i guess so.  -cuddles-