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Ritualist In reply to ??? [2018-12-14 08:40:45 +0000 UTC]
Спасибa.
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Private-Funny-Man [2014-06-16 02:34:53 +0000 UTC]
I'd rather be a Catholic Space Nazi than a weboo space communist.
Here's the benefits of being a Catholic Space Nazi:
Nuns with guns.
The Baneblade
Creeeeeeeeeed!
Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!
The meaner and space version of Jesus will protect your soul from being sent through a demonic cheese grater in space Hell.
Benefits of being a human in the Tau Empire:
Probably getting to see Tau anime, which is nothing but propaganda about the Greater Good.
Better technology than most races, save for the Necrons.
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Private-Funny-Man In reply to Ritualist [2014-06-25 12:22:58 +0000 UTC]
Yes indeed. And every character in Tau anime is a Mary Sue anyway.
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Ritualist In reply to Private-Funny-Man [2014-06-25 12:50:32 +0000 UTC]
Still, it's a touch choice. Nuns with guns or hot blue alien babes?
I think I'll go rouge trader.
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Private-Funny-Man In reply to Ritualist [2014-06-25 13:31:01 +0000 UTC]
Huh. Could of fooled me. There's a couple of ways to deal with the Tau.
1st: Get Cypher, put him on the Tau capital, get him to troll the Dark Angels. This should get those legion building, closet heretics riled up. In theory this should get them and their successor chapters on an anti-Tau/Cypher crusade.
2nd: Steal from Tryzan, and put his stuff on the Tau capital.
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PokeyFluffytail [2014-02-12 19:47:43 +0000 UTC]
For the greater good. c:
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Master-of-the-Boot [2014-02-02 04:31:51 +0000 UTC]
The Tau are weak at CQC, but when you've got a pulse rifle there's no reason anybody should get close enough to challenge you to a fight.
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Ritualist In reply to Master-of-the-Boot [2014-02-18 15:22:12 +0000 UTC]
"Yeah, we suck at hand-to-hand. Too bad you won't get there."
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Coffee009 [2013-08-16 01:03:16 +0000 UTC]
None can stand before the greater good!
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DARTHTURDER12 In reply to Ritualist [2013-09-19 00:29:16 +0000 UTC]
I no little of the tau empire can you give me a rundown
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sirartsalot In reply to DARTHTURDER12 [2014-01-09 04:22:16 +0000 UTC]
The Imperium first discovered the Tau in the 35th millennium. Before they could wipe them out and colonize their world, however, the planet suddenly became wreathed with warp storms.
Six thousand years later, the young race of primitive hunter-gatherers had evolved into a highly advanced species of space faring communists.
And the rest is history.
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DarylChin [2013-05-20 18:32:45 +0000 UTC]
Tau: Up on the foyer!
Drone: [Acknowledged] *Shoots and kills*
Tau: That's my Nikita! Nice shooting!
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DarylChin In reply to Ritualist [2013-08-27 03:58:44 +0000 UTC]
I pity the Imperium and their silly servoskulls.
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hellrath [2013-03-24 19:51:51 +0000 UTC]
I don't care if I lose all the time, fighting with Tau, raining terror tantamount to firing heavy bolters with just my mainline infantry is reward enough.
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Vallhemn [2013-03-10 22:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Ace!
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TheFellowWithTheHat [2013-01-06 00:45:34 +0000 UTC]
"The Fire Caste serves with pride!"
If you know how to use the Tau...
You are unbeatable.
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cosmo4545 [2012-11-15 07:02:39 +0000 UTC]
awesome work
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needsmoreminecraft [2012-08-07 14:38:21 +0000 UTC]
They'll learn to accept the Greater Good eventually.
(we just might have to railgun a few first!)
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Dinodig2010 [2012-04-21 17:04:50 +0000 UTC]
Go Tau !!!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD !!! ^^
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2biscuitspp [2012-02-09 02:56:06 +0000 UTC]
i once left one squad of honnor guard in a crater as an outpost/guard group, i came back 20 minutes later and found 4 dead squads of space marines 1 and a half dead rinos and dying grey knights.... only one had died
*tau win*
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omfg019 [2011-12-08 23:34:19 +0000 UTC]
Sweet, love your 40k stuff, Wolf & Sister is great too!
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