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has ended. Very sorry about that it was always gonna end this way of course. If it weren’t by me, it would have just been by some other you know terrible thing, just you could not imagine how terrible it would be. Just I get scared thinking about it, glad it’s not me. It reminds me of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville, we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons, I was the left he was on the- oh wait was I on the right? Or left? Anyways it doesn’t matter we were sitting on there watching the pigeons and uh, I said to Orville: Friend, those birds are frozen! And he kind of looked at me like I lost my mind but I reminded him that it was winter you know? And often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze and the they sort of fall to the ground until the sun warms up and they can you know, move around again. So I said to Orville: you might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in. To which he asked what I meant and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds assuming I meant the birds couldn’t enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition the crumbs were in fact when in fact I meant that the birds couldn’t enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in considering that the birds were frozen. You know so he took a moment and threw his last handful onto the ground, I said to him: Orville why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they’re frozen. To which he responded: The breadcrumbs are not frozen. Again misunderstanding my words I didn’t mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, I said I told you they’re frozen I had been referring to the birds. You know in hindsight what I should have said and this would have made perfect sense: why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen. He misunderstood upon my correction statement he didn’t know what else to do with the breadcrumbs so perhaps you know, when the birds thawed, They still would be able to enjoy the crumbs. So I said to Orville and this is what I said: Orville the birds may be dead

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has ended. Very sorry about that it was always gonna end this way of course. If it weren’t by me, it would have just been by some other you know terrible thing, just you could not imagine how terrible it would be. Just I get scared thinking about it, glad it’s not me. It reminds me of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville, we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons, I was the left he was on the- oh wait was I on the right? Or left? Anyways it doesn’t matter we were sitting on there watching the pigeons and uh, I said to Orville: Friend, those birds are frozen! And he kind of looked at me like I lost my mind but I reminded him that it was winter you know? And often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze and the they sort of fall to the ground until the sun warms up and they can you know, move around again. So I said to Orville: you might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in. To which he asked what I meant and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds assuming I meant the birds couldn’t enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition the crumbs were in fact when in fact I meant that the birds couldn’t enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in considering that the birds were frozen. You know so he took a moment and threw his last handful onto the ground, I said to him: Orville why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they’re frozen. To which he responded: The breadcrumbs are not frozen. Again misunderstanding my words I didn’t mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, I said I told you they’re frozen I had been referring to the birds. You know in hindsight what I should have said and this would have made perfect sense: why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen. He misunderstood upon my correction statement he didn’t know what else to do with the breadcrumbs so perhaps you know, when the birds thawed, They still would be able to enjoy the crumbs. So I said to Orville and this is what I said: Orville the birds may be dead