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rudeboy308 [2019-03-24 18:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Spine has found her calling here at Rudeboy308 HQ as a new musician and songwriter for my in-house heavy metal band Pedodeth.  As soon as she recovers from her interview, she'll be working with them in the studio on a second album.  Melissa used Pedodeth's first album as background music for when she and her mystic sword Cuisinarted a passel of Pedobears in the northeastern corner of HQ property.  Helping me interview Spine and Melissa were two of my best Pedobear croakers Paladin and Dark Elf [both Bikini Warriors].  Spine and Melissa fell in lesbians with both of them, especially Dark Elf, who was squeeing over being tempted by two hot blondes.

Paladin said, "Melissa, my fellow warrior, we are beset by a menace called Pedobear, a disgusting creature with perverted designs on underage girls and not enough brains to realize that Rudie has no underage girls here.  My partner Dark Elf, Rudie and I are very impressed with how you dispatched so many of them out on the field of battle today.  Spine, you just joined a band whose music was inspired by our work and in turn inspires us to go out and rack up body counts.  Both jobs are rewarded handsomely by Rudie darling, and once my partner Dark Elf stops fondling the both of you, she'll show you just how generous he can be."

Dark Elf unhanded Melissa's boobs and immediately dropped my pants to let my "man-a-conda" flop out.  Melissa went anime-eyed as she gazed upon my snake and said, "I see I wasn't the only one blessed with a magnificent sword!"  Spine said, "I thought the rest of the members of Pedodeth were exaggerating about the size of that gorgeous thing!"  Dark Elf said, "Meet the legendary 'man-a-conda,' which Rudie uses to reward his employees with for great work.  He's especially generous with it to the Pedobear Extermination Squad--ask our commander Garnet [Dragonaut] who just got out of the hospital after he rewarded her a couple days ago.  Paladin honey and I no longer have to waste our time with the sub-D&D shenanigans of our title.  Now get ready to believe the hype, and now I shall perform a magic trick.  I'm going to make Rudie's 'man-a-conda' disappear up my pussy.  Well, most of it, at least!"

Dark Elf mounted me and started howling and cumming with such intensity that Spine said, "I didn't know she could imitate Robert Plant [Led Zeppelin] and hit a note that high."  Melissa said, "Are you sure she's not actually getting split in half with that thing?"  Paladin said, "This is not some demon beast hentai from the 1990's, she'll be fine."  Spine let me up inside of her and quoted Jimi Hendrix:  "Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"  Once Spine came back down to Earth, Melissa stuffed my sword into her sheath.  After I ran her through with my sword for a while, Melissa said, "My sword shall be stained with the blood of countless Pedobears for a reward like this!"  While Dark Elf had a threesome with Spine and Melissa, I ran Paladin through with my sword extra good and hard.  Dark Elf told Spine and Melissa, "Ever since she started here at HQ, she's been so much more at peace and she's become even more perverted.  Listen to her, she never used THAT kind of filthy dirty language with any of her lovers.  Whoa, she also never let any man up inside THAT hole either until she opened up her back door to Rudie!"

FOUR and a HALF hours later, Spine, Melissa, AND Paladin had to be whisked off to HQ hospital to rest up.  Paladin was so horny that she wore herself out.  Dark Elf was still up and ready to go, so I made her my co-interviewer for another blonde.  Dark Elf glomped me and said, "You can always call on me to welcome more hot blondes to HQ!"

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