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PuebloDoG62 — Watertowers and Randomness
Published: 2012-07-28 02:46:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 226; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Surprise: Ugh, did anyone get the license plate on that water tower?Blaze: Sorry, I was too busy kicking that dragon's scales unlike somepony.
Surprise: Oh yeah? How many scales did you get before you flew head first into the water tower?
Blaze: More than you can count featherbrain, and I wouldn't have ended up in here if you hadn't thrown off my flight path.
Highwinds: Shut up, both of you! This is no time to argue!
Blaze: *whispers to Surprise* Says the 'drama queen of the Wonderbolts'.
Highwinds: I heard that!
Blaze: *rolls her eyes* So now what do we do?
Surprise: …Anypony wanna play twenty questions?
Blaze & Highwinds: Pass.
Surprise: You fillies are no fun.
Blaze: Whatever, let's just find a way out of here.
*Everypony stumbles around in the pitch blackness for a few minutes*
Blaze: Eeeek! Something just brushed up against my leg!
Surprise: Oh sorry, I think that was my tail.
Blaze: Surprise, what have I told you about me not being interested in mares.
Surprise: Hey, I didn't mean to do it; and come on baby, why not give it a chance?
Highwinds: If I have to tell you two to shut up one more time, I'm going to tack on an extra week of practice when we get out of here!
Blaze: She's just sore cause she hasn't gotten laid yet.
Highwinds: *Flushes angrily* What the-! I have-! You swore you'd never tell!!!
Surprise: Woah, Highwinds is still a virgin? …Nice.
Highwinds: Shut up!
Surprise: Hey, it's cool. I'm not judging ya.
Blaze: Yeah, because we already know what you're thinking about.
Highwinds: Oh Celestia, just please stop!
*Angry roar*
Surprise: Uh, what was that?
Blaze: Gee, I don't know, maybe it was the giant freakin' dragon that trapped us in this water tower.
Surprise: *shaking nervously* Do you- do you think it's thinking about eating us?
Highwinds: Don't be stupid Surprise. Dragons eat gems.
Surprise: What if this one has a taste for ponies though. He's probably looking for the perfect seasoning for when he comes back to make Pegasus stew out of us. Unless he plans to have filet a la Pegasus.
Blaze: *eyeing the darkness nervously* Surprise, shut up. That isn't funny.
Surprise: I actually heard that there was a dragon in Trottingham that Celestia herself had to take down because it had destroyed a good portion of the downtown area and EATEN several ponies.
Highwinds: *In a shaky voice* Stop it Surprise, you're scaring us.
Surprise: …I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I mean it was only a rumor I heard.
Blaze: *dejectedly* What if he really is planning to eat us?
*Angry roar* *Highwinds, Surprise, and Blaze huddle together in fear*
Surprise: Blaze, Highwinds, I just wanna say; if we don't make it out of this, I'm sorry for acting like a crazy idiot a bunch of times.
*Light blinds them all for a moment before revealing the water tower no longer imprisoning them, the dragon no longer anywhere to be seen*
Blaze: …
Highwinds: …
Surprise: …
*The Wonderbolt members gawk at the empty mountain side; at least until they took off back to Canterlot after posing majesticly*
Highwinds: If anypony asks, we beat that dragon back to the cave it crawled out of.
Surprise & Blaze: Agreed.
XD
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Comments: 6
Would u get your ass beat by your comrades if they found out you are a brony? XD
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Actually,
You'd be very surprised how many others I know here that are bronies, lol
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The U.S. is dooed, the Chinese better not find out. . . XD
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I can read the headlines now...
"Three Wonderbolts decorated for defeating a dragon attacking Ponyville."
And then,
"Wonderbolts humiliated for lying about defeating a dragon."
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In another article: 'Spitfire's love interest? pg 13' lol
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'In a certain post by a miss 'Gabby Gums' Spitfire may have a crush on a certain rainbow-maned Pegasus... that or a certain pie-loving teammate... More as this story develops.'
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