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It was like entering a portal to another world. I climbed into the doghouse and saw not blankets, chewys, and pillows but a nightclub. The room was dark with scattered shadows. A Shar Pei name Charlotte wiped the tables. A yellow bird wearing sunglasses sipped a cerveza. and the only thing that cut through that darkness better than the glittering disco ball hanging from the ceiling was grumpy Cat up on stage. I lingered in the entrance to Club ButtButt, mesmerized as I watched TarderSauce twirl and turn tricks like a pro. I was holding up the line of plush animal and squeeky toys that waited inanimately, and patiently behind me. I had been sucked in the strange ambiance of my dog's imagination. "Welcome to Club ButtButt" I was greeted by the owner: my chihuahua, Stewart Nathaniel El Diablo Chapo MacPherson jr. (Its a family name) But here they only knew him by one name: ButtButt.
He had a blingged out diamond incrested chain that he flexed proudly. Later he admitted to me that he spent his life savings on it. All 5 quarters.
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Description
It was like entering a portal to another world. I climbed into the doghouse and saw not blankets, chewys, and pillows but a nightclub. The room was dark with scattered shadows. A Shar Pei name Charlotte wiped the tables. A yellow bird wearing sunglasses sipped a cerveza. and the only thing that cut through that darkness better than the glittering disco ball hanging from the ceiling was grumpy Cat up on stage. I lingered in the entrance to Club ButtButt, mesmerized as I watched TarderSauce twirl and turn tricks like a pro. I was holding up the line of plush animal and squeeky toys that waited inanimately, and patiently behind me. I had been sucked in the strange ambiance of my dog's imagination. "Welcome to Club ButtButt" I was greeted by the owner: my chihuahua, Stewart Nathaniel El Diablo Chapo MacPherson jr. (Its a family name) But here they only knew him by one name: ButtButt.
He had a blingged out diamond incrested chain that he flexed proudly. Later he admitted to me that he spent his life savings on it. All 5 quarters.
-End.