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Published: 2016-04-28 05:01:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1332; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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Ribbentrop: What do you mean, you won't let me pass? Do you know who I am?SS soldier: Yes sir. You're Herr von Ribbentrop.
Ribbentrop: So let me pass.
SS soldier: No.
Ribbentrop: Why not? Do you know how important I happen to be?
SS soldier: Yes sir. You're the Foreign Minister.
Ribbentrop: So let me pass.
SS soldier: No.
Ribbentrop: Do you know who I have with me?
SS soldier: Yes sir. That's Neville Chamberlain. He's Prime Minister of the UK.
Ribbentrop: So let me pass.
SS soldier: No.
Ribbentrop: Do you know who I am?
SS soldier: Yes sir. You're Herr von Ribbentrop.
Ribbentrop: So let me pass.
SS soldier: No.
Ribbentrop: Why not? Do you know how important I happen to be?
Chamberlain: This could be a while.
I don't know when this is. I'm guessing that since the SS guys are all gussied up in their fancy uniforms--and Mr. Stahlhelm has a sword--that Chamberlain is on some important tour with Ribbentrop as his guide. Personally I can't imagine having JvR as my guide. He looks so bored all the time. And the man on the right has a very impressive nose.
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Comments: 32
Why doesn't Ribby do it the American way and beat the snot out of the guy?
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Because he loves to argue with people and if that fails he simply sulks in the corner. The man has no concept of the American way.
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He served in WW1, though. He has to have some knowledge.
I could teach him the American way, but he better pay up. I need to start getting ready for my future.
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You'll have to really impress him if you want him to do anything for you. Ask Ciano for some tips; he and Hitler are the only people who can get a straight answer out of Ribbentrop.
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Or I could threaten them. That saves money.
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It's more fun too. You know what, go ahead. We've got nothing to lose.
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"GET IN THE CAR, YOU ABSOLUTE DIMP!"
*shoves Ribbentrop in the back seat*
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: ACK NO HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A CRAZY PERSONMPHGPMPH--
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: I'M GOING TO SCHOOL YOU IN HOW TO BE ASSERTIVE.
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: NO LADY NO. I DON'T WANNA BE ASSERTIVE.
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: Also, Josephine (as in Josephine de Beauharnais), stop crying, you worthless Magikarp. I'm gonna make you a badass, not eat your baby.
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: What, you mean I'm not the first person you've kidnapped?! What kind of monster are you?!
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: I'm not kidnapping you guys. I'm taking you to badass school for free.
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: You're a crazy woman and I don't like you.
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: Nah, mate. I'm an antics master in training. Get it right. *makes a U-turn and takes them to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom*
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: But I hate water. I HATE WATER!
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: It's a normal theme park. There are only two or three water rides and some dolphin shows. Those are the only places that there's water. Chill.
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: Wait...there's dolphins? Why didn't you tell me before?
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: Of course I didn't! I was afraid you'd bust out a chainsaw and chop me up in little piecesl
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: Just because machetes are cheaper than homecoming dresses where I'm from doesn't mean I'm a serial killer. Racist.
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: I'm not racist! I'm stereotyping! There's a difference!
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: I'm screwing with you. Come on, peeps. Let's have some fun.
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: The word 'fun' wasn't even in my vocabulary until five seconds ago.
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