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You live with your parents and younger brothers and bunch of other stupid people on an asteroid WAY THE FUCK OUT in some stupid asteroid belt close to the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. Once upon a time, your mother tells you, people of your kind lived on a planet called Alternia, but it got destroyed because of a stupid thing THAT NO ONE WILL TALK ABOUT. Your best friend Xraxia likes to tease you about how she knows,and she probably does, but you FRANKLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Though, you would give anything for something INTERESTING to happen.

Speaking of INTERESTS you have quite a few. Primarily you spend your time PLAYING VIDEO GAMES and update your very DROLL AND SARCASTIC BLOG. You also tend to engage your father in excessively LOUD AND CONTRARY DISCOURSE. Most importantly, you are a huge fan of many varieties of EARTH MEDIA you find their CELEBRITY GOSSIP to be excessively entertaining and, while you might deny it vehemently, you absolutely love their TOP FORTY POP MUSIC. This may have something to do with the fact that the only thing unusual that ever happens on the asteroid are visits from your parents old friends who happen to be HUMAN and have ALL SORTS OF AWESOME POWERS. You think that humans are way cooler and would like to visit Earth someday, unfortunately IT IS FORBIDDEN becasue your father IS A BIG HUGE STUPIDFACE NOOKSUCKING JACKASS and certainly not because you are FLIGHTY, UNGRATEFUL, THICK-PANNED WRIGGLER WHO NEEDS TO GET HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

You enjoy talking to pretty much anyone and everyone over the EARTH INTERNET and you consider it your lifeline. You would never confine yourself to one chat client. But you tend to go by the handle effectionatelyExclamatory and always type in a manner That !nd!cates your un!gue nature!!! {<---this should be pink}

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Oh god have I ever mentioned I hate drawing character designs... Sry they're all so messy ><

Description
You live with your parents and younger brothers and bunch of other stupid people on an asteroid WAY THE FUCK OUT in some stupid asteroid belt close to the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. Once upon a time, your mother tells you, people of your kind lived on a planet called Alternia, but it got destroyed because of a stupid thing THAT NO ONE WILL TALK ABOUT. Your best friend Xraxia likes to tease you about how she knows,and she probably does, but you FRANKLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Though, you would give anything for something INTERESTING to happen.

Speaking of INTERESTS you have quite a few. Primarily you spend your time PLAYING VIDEO GAMES and update your very DROLL AND SARCASTIC BLOG. You also tend to engage your father in excessively LOUD AND CONTRARY DISCOURSE. Most importantly, you are a huge fan of many varieties of EARTH MEDIA you find their CELEBRITY GOSSIP to be excessively entertaining and, while you might deny it vehemently, you absolutely love their TOP FORTY POP MUSIC. This may have something to do with the fact that the only thing unusual that ever happens on the asteroid are visits from your parents old friends who happen to be HUMAN and have ALL SORTS OF AWESOME POWERS. You think that humans are way cooler and would like to visit Earth someday, unfortunately IT IS FORBIDDEN becasue your father IS A BIG HUGE STUPIDFACE NOOKSUCKING JACKASS and certainly not because you are FLIGHTY, UNGRATEFUL, THICK-PANNED WRIGGLER WHO NEEDS TO GET HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

You enjoy talking to pretty much anyone and everyone over the EARTH INTERNET and you consider it your lifeline. You would never confine yourself to one chat client. But you tend to go by the handle effectionatelyExclamatory and always type in a manner That !nd!cates your un!gue nature!!! {<---this should be pink}

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Oh god have I ever mentioned I hate drawing character designs... Sry they're all so messy ><