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PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OF MY DRAWINGS AS A REFERENCE, DON'T DISTRIBUTE, REUPLOAD OR USE MY WORK IN ANY WAY WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION!!!!



This is for who always write such epic comments under my deviations that I can't stop laughing . First she drew a drawing for me olgatarta.deviantart.com/art/A… , and so I decided to upload this one for her

Whoohoo, for the first time I used the watermark created for me!!! Yay yay yay

Some explanation:
On my deviation "Requiescat in pace" olgatarta.deviantart.com/art/R… she left a comment.
Translation:
Zip ( 's  OC) and me are entering the crypt.
Zip: *walks to the skeleton and takes out a black marker*
me: "Hey, What are you doing?"
Zip: "Nothing special." *draws a mustache on the skull* I'm Zip! He's a dead man! You don't dare! Come on, he has rested in peace for a long time! The vow is defeated and he has no reason to resurrect again!
Me: "But... *notes the knight's skeleton arm is moving* Eh, Zip, he moves!"
Zip: "Oh, don't tell any lies!"

(Sorry for some mistakes, but I cannot speak or read any russian, so I need the help of Google translator ^^'. I tried my best to write the meaning down as close as possible, but I'm not sure if the translator made some mistakes.)

Yeah, and so I thoght what Sir Fortesque would think of this after waking up. His reaction can be seen in this picture

ps: yes, in the middle ages they already knew mirrors. They were only convex mirrors, but mirrors!

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Comments: 83

olgatarta In reply to ??? [2013-11-06 16:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Great!! And welcomed!

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nikolas-213 In reply to olgatarta [2013-11-06 19:06:05 +0000 UTC]

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DevilWolf9 [2013-07-26 22:52:33 +0000 UTC]

(Pats Dan on the back)

Well look on the bright side, at least it makes ya look classy!

All you need is a suit and top hat to fit with it!

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olgatarta In reply to DevilWolf9 [2013-07-27 21:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Ok *puts it on* How do I look now?

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ProfCid [2013-07-26 15:23:49 +0000 UTC]

xD Der Bart steht ihm!

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olgatarta In reply to ProfCid [2013-07-26 18:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Diese Meinung teilen alle ...außer ihm, wie mir scheint >,> ... Ja ja, schon gut, ich wisch es Dir gleich wieder weg, Dan!!!

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AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-26 10:25:53 +0000 UTC]

When I opened it, Grzegorz thought exactly the same what the title says

You look great, sir Dan! Very... distinguished

Good job!

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-26 18:21:10 +0000 UTC]

what, really??? Hahahah, how funny

Thankies!!

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-27 08:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes He knows very well who sir Daniel is, although two years ago he never heard of MediEvil

You're welcome!

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-27 20:34:11 +0000 UTC]

I see! I hope he likes it as much as we do!! A few days ago I've met a friend who told me he does not like MediEvil and Sir Dan as a character... He said MediEvil had too less fantasy elements for his taste. But ok, I accepted that

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-28 18:10:22 +0000 UTC]

It's hard to content everyone. We are madfans of MediEvil, maybe he likes it a bit (he played the original MediEvil only to Return to the Graveyard, because we coulnd't find good enough emulator for his PC and he wasn't able to run, only walking ). I don't know what he thinks about the plot, but I can say he doesn't like sir Dan (mostly because of my fangirling, I think He was even jealous, which is kinda funny ). He thinks sir Dan is a loser, if he died on the first charge and king Peregrin was stupid, because he made sir Daniel a knight, although he hadn't a proof that Dan is as good warrior as he said in his stories (and never saw him fighting). Also Zarok is stupid in his opinion, because he didn't perfected his plan if he resurrected accidentally his biggest enemy - sir Daniel. I think in his opinion there are better dark fantasy games, like Diablo or The Witcher, but I don't care. For me MediEvil will be the best game forever!

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-28 19:03:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm sad to hear that, but like you say: we cannot content everyone. For example a few friends of mine go CRAZZZYYYY for Twilight, but Twilight is --> for me!!! But I accept their fandom.

Yay, we are MediEvil obsessors!!! MediEvil 4ever!!!!!!!!!!   *puts on the MediEvil Fanshirt and the fanhat and waves the MediEvil fanflag* "Sir Daniel we love you to death!!!!"

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-28 19:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... What to do?

I don't like the Twilight saga too and don't understand why so many people like it. I'll keep for myself what I think about it ;]


Hell yeah!! MediEvil for life!!!!


Hahaha

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-28 19:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Same here! Maybe because humanity is alreayd that stupid that they don't recognize the bullshit of it WE'RE DOOMED!!! ;A;

 

Yayyyyy!!!!!!!

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-28 19:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Can't say anything about the movies, but I read the fragments of first book. I can describe it in one word: graphomania. U.U After thinking about it for a moment I think it's not an insult, it's a fact.


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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-29 07:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Twishit was written like:

Once a friend told me I should read it be ause in her opinion "It's soooooo beautiful !!!! " In the library I found the book and read the blurb. Afterwards I was like "Ew, a romantic love story  !!!" And put it back. Fortunately I never wasted my time reading a single line of it!!! Halleluja! I know we shallnot judge something we did not rty before, but in this case I think it's ok!

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-29 13:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Now love between human and a vampire is popular topic, generally I think it's rather supid idea that creature which is a predator, falls in love with his feed... Not everyone has to like romantic stories, but in my opinion the biggest problem is like that - when you read them, you get a feeling it's written by 12 years old child... That's why I can't understand why girls in our age  (and even much older ) are delighted by this... thing. Are they not able to distinguish bad literature from good literature...?

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-30 13:16:21 +0000 UTC]

Wanna laugh? The only reason to own a Twilight book is to use the papers when you run out of toilet paper

It's a mysterious thing for me too . Maybe because girls at this age want to fall in love with a strong and handsome man who swears eternal love and protects the girl or so...But , I really don't know. Hmmm, maybe because humanity already became so dumb that they think bad literature is good literature. Did you ever heard of the book "Feuchtgebiete (in English: wetlands)?" It's a scandalous book written by a german writer. I did not read it and I never will, but this book became also very popular in germany.  

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-30 15:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Well said

That's very probable, if they think like this, they must be dreamers and so naive! Maybe they just like the story and they don't see a problem with aestethics of these novels. Not really demanding...

I have never heard of this book, but I looked for some infos about it and... I completely understand why you wouldn't ever read this. I'm terrified that such a disgusting book was translated in polish! My reaction ---> www.youtube.com/watch?v=vezsvc… But I can completely understand that this abomination is popular in Germany and why that "book" will be dramatize also by Germany (yeah, it will!). My fingers are itching, but I won't write what I think about it (don't want to insult and generalize). It's even not about strong erotic, things described in this book are just highly disgusting.

For me it's another strange phenomenon: why so many people are interested in such shocking things?

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-31 14:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha

Yes, I think they like it because it describes their unrealistic dreams which will never come true.

OH NO!!!!! I can understand your reaction completely . And you know what's even worse??? That in august comes the MOVIE in the theatres!!! THE M-O-V-I-E!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *headshot*

You don't need to write down your thoughts, I think we're thinking the same about it, don't we? Yeah, I agree! I read the writer wanted to critisise today's hygiene. What's so bad on hygiene? I don't understand...... Hmmm, I think they want to get an idea of the fact if that shocking thing is real that shocking. I think they are curious about WHAT makes it that shocking, at the same time they want to follow a new trend , also if it's unconshcious. I don't follow every trend, and not such things!!! X( or "Shades of Grey for exmaple, bah!!! I mean if the writer has perverted fantasies ad writes them down for himself, ok, but if he thinks people read it and if this books get published and become a bestseller (!!!) then I think to myself: how low can society get...?

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-31 15:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Maybe... Better let's don't think about it anymore x]


I know, I wrote about it in my previous comment - with word "dramatize" I meant they will make a film based on this book, I saw a trailer. I found info that it will be in cinemas in this year, but I didn't know the month. Yeah, I'm curious what about it will be, if the book actually doesn't have any f*cking plot?!


That woman must be really... stupid, if she thinks hygiene is bad thing. Hygiene is important for health, so sorry, nobody is able to convince me that we shouldn't take care for hygienic things! So we should become walking bombs full of bacterias? If she likes such a things, she shouldn't try to convince the others to these abominations, saying it's good and proper


I know Shades of Grey, one of my friend loves this... Eh. Yes, it's sad... People should be interested in more important things, not that bullsh*t. So we have an answer why so many people are that stupid today. No sensitivity, no intelligence, only these idiocies. I'm also afraid of the future for these reasons...


(If you think I was too vulgar in this comment, I'm sorry).

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-07-31 15:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Ok, it's better X))

Oh, ok I see! O.o OMG you saw the trailer....? Yay, I wannareeeeaaaly know (not see!!! XD) how they made all these pervy things that appear in the book; another topic for the Nostalgia critic

Imagine, with better hygiene humans live longer! There was a reason why doctors and the midwife learned to wash their hands before they touched a newborn baby! But if we exaggerate with hygiene we get sick easier... so: like always we need to strike the balance. And about bacterias: to know our real weight we should take away one kilo, because only on our skin we carry 1 kilo of bacterias!! O.o imagine how many live inside our body then Well, wou become a nurse, you you will know much more about them as me

Huh, one of your friends loves it) :-/ I've heard Shades of Grey was a Twilight fanfic at the beginning. That explains all!!!

No worr, there's nothing to worry about ^^

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-31 16:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and they didn't show any pervy stuff (actually I don't remember any), but in some parts I felt a bit embarassed. Of course I didn't understand any word of this, because it was in german - maybe it's better for me, if language of the film will be as vulgar as this in the book... Who knows, maybe he will review this work of that warped mind U.U If he reviewed The Room, which is already just 10 years old (if you didn't watch this review - I recommend it, acting in this film is that weak, that you can only laugh at this ), so everything is possible Poor Critic...


Yeah, I agree! In Poland we say "Co za dużo, to niezdrowo", which means that everything in excess (too much of something) is unhealthy. Fortunately these bacterias on our skin are able to survive not more than 30 minutes, unless they can get into our body by some wound. Our immune system fights with them all the time, but some bacterias, like these in large intestine are necessary. Necessary only in that one place, in other, like lungs or something else they are very dangerous and are able to contribute to death of organism! So let's one stupid b*tch don't tell the people that caring about our hygiene is bad and we should do what she wrote in her stupid book

Oh, are you interested also in bacterias? I learnt about them a bit in subject called "Public Health", but not many.


I didn't know about it o.O I have no words for that


Good for me! There were much more swearwords, but I decided to delete most of them. When I'm angry I'm swearing like a sailor But I respect if someone doesn't want to hear it or read it, so I would rather to say sorry.

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-08-01 09:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh, "The Room"... I saw the NC talking about this XD Oh God, this review nearly drove me crazy!!! O.o This was so..... aaaaaaaaaah, bullshit!!!!! *sits down in a corner and moves back and forth*. Thanks for learning me new stuff about bacterias . Well, I think they can be quite interesting, aren't they? 


Me too not! But maybe: headshot!!! 


Yay! No worries, I grew up in italy and the have really baaaad swearwords there XD So I'm used to that - also if I do not swear that much! x) But if, than in italian language  

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-08-01 16:14:14 +0000 UTC]

So you saw that? Man, when I saw this for the first time, I had similar reaction like yours - why somebody create such a piece of sh*t?? But for the second time I laughed like crazy, because all these poor things - acting and script were so dumb for me (no one acts in real life like Tommy Wiseau showed it in his film!), and I often laugh at things which I consider as idiotic, because their absurd amuse me


Noooo, don't kill yourself!! x<


So italian can be that vulgar? That's interesting and... unexpected In Poland you can change alot of normal words, like eating, running, stealing etc. for swearwords, so then you're saying nearly only swearwords And one thing no one could deny that they are very... expressive English "f*ck" is nothing comparing to them Hahahaha, so when you will write in italian, I will know your p*ssed off!

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-08-01 16:54:47 +0000 UTC]

Not the entire movie, but the NC video! The funny thing was that always when I thought somehing, a few seconds later the NC said exactly that what I thought!!! I'm sorry for all that money (and time) which was wasted realizing this stupid movie


No worries, I'll not going to kill me XD


Oooooh yes, and how O,o!!!! Really, that's new to me that in polish normal words can be also swearwords, good to know Could you give me an example please? That would be great!!  

Oh yes, next time for sure!!! I could write to this bastard who stole my art : "Vai a cagare!" (go shit!) psssst, careful, very vulgar!!! XD

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-08-01 18:29:10 +0000 UTC]

I didn't watch all the film (only NC review), but I think about it watching all the film, just for fun Maybe you just know... his thoughts?!


Phew!


I wanted to write here a bunch of swearwords, but I'm afraid I would get a ban for that x] So instead of this: Zapierdalaj po chleb, bo chcę sobie wpierdolić śniadanie (run for bread, because I want to have my breakfast). So, zapierdalać - to run, wpierdalać - to eat, wyjebać się - to fall, zajebać coś - to steal sth, wyjebać/zajebać komuś - to hit sb, and so on Of course, what polish would be without well known "kurwa", which is very versatile word, maching every situation or "wypierdalaj", when you want someone to go out Listen to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGgoZf… I love the way she yells "wypierdalaj stąd!" (get the f*ck out of there!") It starts at 2:05 ;> I'm in so good mood now!

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olgatarta In reply to AlbineVeratrine [2013-08-02 12:40:33 +0000 UTC]

I also just saw the NC review! XD Oh, you're brave if you watch the entire movie!!!

Thanks for the good explanation, that was very interesting!!! Thanks for the song, it sounds great! I fid't know that Poland has such talented singers!!! Oh "wyperdalaj stąd" sounded amaaaazzziiiiing!!! The next time I'll yell that to some moron who ticks me out. In polish of course X'DDD!! I understand now why you're on good mood now!  

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AlbineVeratrine In reply to olgatarta [2013-08-02 15:00:31 +0000 UTC]

Do you think so? This film is not very long, so, if I'll find the subs...

You're welcome Glad you liked it! Yeah, I would die for her voice! She was a legend of polish rock Sadly what she sings nowadays is rather pop music ;_; But we can always listen to old songs. Old polish rock (and metal too, of course!) has very much to offer!

Haha Eventually "Jesteś zerem, dobrze wiesz!" ("you're a zero, you know it well!), which you can hear in 1:50, for example. Anyways I'd love to hear how you yell it And reaction of this person too I see you understand! It's like she screams out your anger, so you are not angry anymore

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elfan87 [2013-07-26 08:15:53 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha!!! Very funny. Congratulations !

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olgatarta In reply to elfan87 [2013-07-26 18:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ^^

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Theavengercoat [2013-07-26 03:50:27 +0000 UTC]

MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!

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olgatarta In reply to Theavengercoat [2013-07-26 07:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Everyone loves mustaches

...Except Dan I think >,> 


X)

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Theavengercoat In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-26 23:31:07 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, he's lovely, and with moustache!!! LOVE IT MORE!

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ArrowTheAuthor [2013-07-25 21:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Whaaaaa??? Awesome!!!

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olgatarta In reply to ArrowTheAuthor [2013-07-26 07:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!!  

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Ephah [2013-07-25 18:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, that wasn't the actual watermark silly. I sent it to you in note. XD

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olgatarta In reply to Ephah [2013-07-25 20:23:55 +0000 UTC]

But I couldn't wait for using it!!! Hahaha

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Ephah In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-25 21:44:51 +0000 UTC]

yay!

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Frigg-Fluff [2013-07-25 16:33:41 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahaha! Looks good on you Danny. 


Willow:*sits on my shoulder* I Think it's a little rude, it doesn't even fit him.


I Think it looks awesome XD now all he needs is a goatie and a top hat

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olgatarta In reply to Frigg-Fluff [2013-07-25 17:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Me:I have to agree, Dan looks fabulous!!

Dan "Hmph!" >:-|

Me: C'mon take this! *puts a top hat and a goatie*

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SecretLightness In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-25 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Вдруг у входа в склеп послышалась возня, чья-то ругань и звук сильного пинка. В склеп влетает и приземляется мордой на пол Зип. У него под глазом красовался синяк а на хвосте красные следы от лапы и кроссовка. Зип встал и повернулся к Фортескью.
Зип: Кхм, Сэр Фортескью. Я пришёл сюда, чтобы признаться в кое-чём. Это моя создательница нарисовала вам усы. * Вдруг в склеп влетает стрела и вонзается в хвост Зипа* ЙАЙ! Эм, в смысле это я виноват. Я хочу добровольно, никак не из-за своих друзей *ещё одна стрела вонзается в хвост* Ау! Просто добровольно перед вами извиниться. Надеюсь, что вы меня простите...... Могу помочь стереть усы.

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olgatarta In reply to SecretLightness [2013-07-26 18:15:22 +0000 UTC]

me: Oh Zip, why are you committing always such trouble??? Well, Sir Dan, it could be worse *takes out a tissue and removes the mustache*

Dan: "Hmm-hmm hmmhmhm mmmhmh mhmmh!!!"* (*This was desecration of a corpse!!)

me:No, Dan, not really, because you're alive again!!!

 

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SecretLightness In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-26 18:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Зип: Я правда хочу извиниться! *снаружи раздалось приглушённое хихиканье Тайфуна* Может мне надо что-то сделать для этого?

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olgatarta In reply to SecretLightness [2013-07-26 19:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Sure you can. In medieval times for this your punishment would be the cut off of your tongue, but don't worry, we live in 2013 ^^

Just say "I'm sorry" and everything will be alright again!

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SecretLightness In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-26 20:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Зип: А почему Сэр Дэн молчит? Он как-то малость раздражённо на меня смотрит. Прямо как Тайфун, когда я на его лекциях засыпаю или случайно взрываю лабораторию.
Тайфун: Случайно?!

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olgatarta In reply to SecretLightness [2013-07-27 19:53:54 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!!!

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SecretLightness In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-27 20:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Зип: Эх... Ну, ещё раз прошу прощения, Сэр Дэн.
Тайфун: Вот и хорошо *что-то прячет за спиной. Тихонько подходит к Зипу сзади* Только вот с моей точки зрения прощением не обойдёшься.
Зип: *Повернулся* Что?
Тайфун плеснул в морду Зипа какую-то жидкость.
Зип: Тьфу! Это что было?!  * вдруг вся плоть слезла с костей* АААА! *Отвалилась челюсть* МММФ!
Тайфун: Ну что сразу злишься. Походишь так три дня, а может и неделю...
Зип: ММФ?!

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olgatarta In reply to SecretLightness [2013-07-28 08:22:40 +0000 UTC]

oh oh, that's not good!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW!???? Al please help us!!!!!!

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SecretLightness In reply to olgatarta [2013-07-28 08:32:38 +0000 UTC]

Зип: Ммм! МММФ!? *ЗА ЧТО?!*
Тайфун: Да не паникуйте! Это временное зелье. Зип просто некторое время походит скелетом без челюсти.
Зип: Мммм... *Круто...*

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