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NorroenDyrd — LT and Serana: Get your priorities straight
Published: 2012-09-12 05:02:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 4350; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 97
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A screenshot from TES V: Skyrim.Based on an actual in-game occurrence.
LT* about Serana: "As a vampire hunter, I believe that all these creatures should be exterminated a.s.a.p. - but this particular vampiress is totally different. No, I don't fancy her as a girl - not really my type, too few scales - but I've never had so much fun hanging out with anyone else... except maybe for Sheogorath".
*LT is short for Loves-His-Tulips.
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This reminds me of something reeeally stupid that happened in my game...
Remember how the NPCs can be dumb as bricks in Skyrim ? Well, once I killed the Thalmor assassin that threatened Malborn, I decided it would be nice of me to accompany him to the Morrowind border so I can make sure he made it through safely. And there, a dozen of meters away from that border, two frost trolls attacked us and that stupid bosmer thought it would be ballsy of him to charge them with his bare fists !
I guess he thought that his clothes and hands would make for a better combat gear than my Dragonplate armor and Ebony greatsword... Oh well, at least I could harvest some of his blood for Septimus ! Easy, it was splattered all across the landscape -o-
Moral of the story : don't let any NPC come close to a threat. Even if it's a mudcrab ! And that, unless said NPC is at least semi-essential.
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I fought a dragon once and was promptly eaten along with my housecarl.
I gave the dragon a horrible case of indegestion and was promptly upchucked....
my housecarl had to wait a few days.......
and have one hell of a bath
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I am glad you do! Thank you for the favourite!
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Ah, you can feel my pain...
Thank you for the favourite!
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Yesss. xD
And of course! You're very welcome! ^^
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To quote random NPCs from Oblivion:
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
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Definitely. The tradition lives on.
Thank you for the comment and the favourite!
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They are real characters. Real Non-Player Characters.
Thank you for the favourite!
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