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Published: 2015-10-14 19:08:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 588; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Here's one with ONLY Eyeless, Adorable as ever.This is pretty much what the commissions on these will turn out like.
/Also, free to use, free to steal, I really really don't care. No credit needed./
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omf
yeah, yeah man pretty much.
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I see this, then your icon
and everything is perfect
(\ 'v' )/
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Super kawaii-desu
If I insert a point through his eye socket, will I be able to ride him like a pony like those mall rides?
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Again another genius thing. Eyeless Is going to be rich at this rate,
Pizza delivery and that as a side job? Man.
Gotta hand it to him.
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Nah, he wouldn't be rich, he'd be in debt uwu I mean, pizza delivery men get minimum wage and being a mechanical pony is pocket change, plus he has to pay for surgical equipment somehow.
EJ's mom: (in thick Brooklyn accent) "EJ ya coulda been a docta and had nurse bitches n' shit. But no ya had to start eating people's kidneys and being used for pizza deliveries and pony rides."
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If he had anything he paid for ever, like, maybe he just lives in a tree or like, lives in his car. (which we've established is his rock.)
EJ: but I like living in trees and eating kidneys, and pizza and pony rides stop trying to channnge me this i s wh o i am
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Awww that would be sad as hell if he had to sleep on a rock. He would have no protection from like rain and bears and Jehovah's witnesses. I'd always figured he stays in slendy's mansion :T
EJ's mom: "Dammit EJ ya just like ya fatha: ya both coulda been doctas but yous had to be a cannibal and ya dead-beat-dad became a pimp. Either way yous both stalk the night lookin' for meat."
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Even worse, Slendy charges EJ for rent in a huge run down mansion that leaks and smells like blood and death.
I guess that's still a step up from his car.
EJ: MEDICAL SCHOOL IS FOR NERDS, MA.
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Wouldn't EJ like the smell of blood and death though? I mean he is a cannibal. Plus rocks don't have roofs.
EJ's mom: "You know who else is a nerd? Steve Jobs, Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates. And they're all rich of their balls. Yous coulda been rich off ya balls, but yous decided to be killin' bitches and lost yo eyeballs."
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possibly. I guess they all really would.
Actually no wonder Slender wears such nice suites. He's getting all this money off an abandoned house.
EJ: I have a plan. I steal double the kidneys. Double the kidneys means I sell what I don't eat and I'll start a business that way. I'll make you proud of me momma.
i just want you proud of me.
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All dressed up in my suit n' tie, gonna go stalkin' in some woods tonight~
…..... Now I feel bad XD poor EJ
EJ's mom: "Aww I am proud of you my Lil' cannibaby~"
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He also probably sends all of them to do his dry cleaning too. Probably mostly eyeless, Saying as clearly he's the most in debt.
Poor eyeless indeed.
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vuv Thank you, I tried.
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