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NikkitheKitty666 — Life of Robin: Episode 1
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Trent: ♪ Black Hole threatens all of them... ♪
Zoey: ♪ Till a blue hand stops them... ♪
Mike: ♪ Their name is Four with X in tow... ♪
Kazuha: ♪ Can we trust them? I don't know! ♪
Aether: ♪ They said don't you want to battle for a prize? ♪
Venti: ♪ You could win a BFDI! ♪
Xiao: [nodding along]
WolfyChu: What's up, fuckers, I mean subscribers? It's your girl, Wolfy, coming at you live from the multiverse! I'm clueless as fuck about how I got here, but fuck it.
Roxy: [snapping selfies with Wolfy]
Enid: This place is wild.
Wednesday: Yeah, I'm into it.
Chihiro: Where are we?
Amanda: Looks like we stumbled into a crossover event.
Ruby: Well, this is unexpected.
Anya: [whispers to Ruby] Looks like Ayano and Natsuki have beef now.
Ruby: [hides a smile]
Natsuki: Hey! Stop talking about Senpai!
Ayano: [lunges at Natsuki]
Anya: [whispers to Ruby] Told you.
Alastor: Hey, Charlie, look at that laid back duo.
Charlie: Please don't mind my boyfriend/business partner named Alastor.
Alastor: Charlie, don't be such a princess! You know that Trent and Venti are both laid back! I have the perfect ship name for them! Trenti! Agh!
Charlie: [kicks Alastor in the shin] ALASTOR THE MOTHERFUCKING RADIO DEMON!
Fizzarolli: What's up, Hell! It's your boy, Fizzarolli, coming at you live from... Wherever I am. BLITZO, IF THIS IS YOU, IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL! For the love of Asmodeus, I swear I'm gonna kill Blitzo.
Angel: Hi, Gwen! Hi, Trent! Hi, Zoey! Hi, Mike! Hi, Kazuha! Hi, Aether! Hi, Venti! Hi, Xiao! WHAT THE FUCK, is that ramen? NO WAY! CAN I HAVE SOME? PLEASE!?
Cherri: Don't mind Angel. He's a sucker for ramen.
Angel: RAMEN AS FUCK!
Winter: Fuck Ladybug!
Nika: [blasts air horn, making everyone's ears bleed]
Yakuza Member 1: Jeon! You're ours now!
Yakuza Member 2: Kim! Surrender peacefully!
Yakuza Member 3: Seo! Don't try to run!
Yakuza Member 4: Park! You're coming with us!
Yakuza Member 5: Yamamoto! You can't escape!
Yakuza Member 6: Yoon! Surrender or face the consequences!
Ember: Whoa, check out this crowd!
Winter: So many different faces.
Robin: Some of them look familiar.
Nika: Yeah, like from different universes or something.
Alyssa: Gwen, Trent, Zoey, Mike, Kazuha, Aether, Venti, Xiao, Amanda, Chihiro, Ruby, Anya, Enid, Wednesday, WolfyChu, Roxy, Ayano, Natsuki, Fizzarolli, Alastor, Charlie, Husk, Vaggie, Angel, Cherri, Sakura, and Naruto... IS THAT FIZZAROLLI FROM HELLUVA BOSS!?
Aki: This is beyond bizarre.
Gwen: Hey, welcome to the party!
Trent: Looks like we've got company from all over.
Zoey: It's like a convention of sorts.
Mike: Or a crossover event.
Kazuha: This is quite the gathering.
Aether: Indeed, it's rather unexpected.
Venti: As long as there's music and good company, count me in.
Xiao: Hmph, this is unnecessary.
Amanda: I've never seen anything like this.
Chihiro: It's like we've stumbled into a storybook.
Ruby: Or a chaotic dream.
Anya: More like a collision of realities.
Enid: It's intriguing, to say the least.
Wednesday: I feel like I should be taking notes.
WolfyChu: I'll just keep snapping selfies.
Roxy: Best crossover ever!
Ayano: [grumbling]
Natsuki: [rubbing her sore arm]
Fizzarolli: Yup, it's me, your favorite chaos bringer!
Alastor: Ah, the madness of the multiverse.
Charlie: [sighs] Can't say I'm surprised anymore.
Husk: Anyone got a drink around here?
Vaggie: Just when you think things couldn't get weirder.
Angel: [excitedly] RAMEN PARTY!
Cherri: [rolls her eye] Great, now Angel's on about ramen again.
Sakura: Well, this is unexpected.
Naruto: Believe it!
Robin: So, you're Gwen the emo girl, Trent the guitar boy, Zoey the indie chick, Multiple Mike, Kaedehara Kazuha, Aether the Traveler, Venti the Bard, and Adeptus Xiao?
Gwen: Yep, that's us. Quite the intro!
Trent: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Zoey: It's like we're famous or something.
Mike: Well, we do have our moments.
Kazuha: It seems our reputations precede us.
Aether: Traveling between worlds does tend to get one noticed.
Venti: Always a pleasure to meet fans, even in unexpected realms.
Xiao: ...Acknowledged.
Angel: [impatiently] Fuck this! I want ramen!
Cherri: Angel, stop throwing tantrums! You are acting like an entitled Ken!
Angel: Cherriiiiiiii, I need Ramen, or I'll—
Gwen, Trent, Zoey, Mike, and Angel: Max out Valentino's credit card on crappy Springtrap plushies from the Vivziepop store!
Robin: Guess what? I managed to snag these from Announcer in the Backrooms—Gwen's sketchbook, Trent's guitar, Zoey's flower, Mike's necklace, Kazuha's harmonica, Aether's sword, Venti's lyre, and Xiao's mask!
Ember: It was quite the heist. Announcer's been out for revenge ever since the big switch-up with TV, Firey Speaker Box, Puffball Speaker Box, Four, X, and now Two.
Gwen: Hold on, you took my sketchbook? Why should we trust you?
Trent: And my guitar? That's personal, man.
Zoey: My flower, too? It's not just an accessory, it means a lot to me.
Mike: You've been carrying around my necklace? That's a bit too close for comfort.
Kazuha: A harmonica may seem small, but it carries the winds of stories untold. How did you come by it?
Aether: My sword isn't just a weapon; it's part of my journey. How do I know you're not using it against us?
Venti: My lyre? A bard’s soul resides in his music. You've taken a part of me.
Xiao: Returning my mask does not restore my trust.
Nika: Hmm, let Nika take a guess. Gwen, Trent, Zoey, and Mike, all 17, right? Kazuha and Aether, both 20? And Venti and Xiao, ancient beings over 2000 years old, Lord Barbatos and the Vigilant Yaksha?
Gwen: How did you...?
Trent: That's spot on.
Zoey: Creepy, but accurate.
Mike: Seriously, how did you know?
Kazuha: Impressive deduction skills.
Aether: That's... uncanny.
Venti: Indeed, quite perceptive.
Xiao: Hmph, surprising.
Angel: [startled, covering his ears with all four hands] Dang rabbit!
Nika: [blows air horn, chuckling] Nika knows all!
[Stolas silently appears between Xiao and Aether, gives Nika a thumbs up, then disappears]
Nika: Questions, questions! Nika loves questions. But first, watch Nika do this! transforms into a rabbit See? Nika is a yokai, just like Ember, Winter, Robin, Aki, and Alyssa. But watch this! morphs back into a girl
Gwen: Whoa, that was unexpected.
Trent: So, you're a shape-shifting yokai?
Zoey: That's pretty cool, actually.
Mike: Can all yokai do that?
Kazuha: Fascinating. Yokai are truly mysterious beings.
Aether: It seems we've encountered quite the assortment of supernatural entities.
Venti: And here we thought we'd seen it all.
Xiao: ...Impressive control over your form.
Ember: [floating in the air] Sometimes, destruction is the answer. [blasts Trent's guitar into pieces, forming a portal]
Gwen: What the hell?!
Trent: My guitar!
Zoey: Ember, what are you doing?!
Mike: That was uncalled for!
Kazuha: Why would you do that?
Aether: That was unnecessary.
Venti: Hey, watch where you're aiming!
Xiao: Hmph, reckless.
Amanda: Is everyone okay?!
Chihiro: That was intense.
Ruby: That guitar was special to Trent!
Anya: Ember, what's gotten into you?
Enid: Not cool, Ember.
Wednesday: Yeah, not cool at all.
WolfyChu: Dude, what the hell?!
Ayano: [shocked]
Natsuki: My ears are ringing!
Fizzarolli: Ouch, my ears!
Alastor: [as he's sent flying] Well, this is unexpected.
Charlie: [alarmed] Alastor!
Angel: [bleeding, in pain] What the fuck just happened?!
Cherri: [concerned] Angel, are you alright?
Husk: That was a bit much, even for us.
Vaggie: We've dealt with Ember's antics before, but this is next level.
Sakura: Is everyone alright?
Naruto: Believe it!
Aki: Ember almost got us executed once by flipping off the Shogun. This is nothing new.
Stolas: [appears] My, my, what chaos have we stumbled upon?
Trent: [distraught] My guitar... I don't even know what to do right now.
Gwen: [hesitant] We should find Alastor.
Zoey: [concerned] And check if Angel's okay.
Kazuha: [determined] Let's make sure everyone's alright first. We'll deal with Ember later.
Aether: Pomni, where's Jax?
Pomni: Uh, he's... in the bathroom.
Gwen: That doesn't sound convincing.
Trent: Yeah, something's off.
Zoey: You don't look so good, Pomni.
Mike: Just tell us the truth.
Kazuha: We won't judge you, but we need to know.
Aether: Please, Pomni, we're worried about Jax.
Venti: It's okay, you can trust us.
Xiao: ...Speak.
Amanda: What's really going on?
Roxy: Yeah, spill the beans, Pomni.
Chihiro: We won't leave until we get the truth.
Ruby: We're not leaving until we know what happened.
Natsuki: Stop hiding it, Pomni.
Fizzarolli: We won't judge you, but we need to know where Jax is.
Alastor: Fuck it, just tell us.
Angel: For the love of AnyaRolli, Vivziepop, Trent x Alastor, and Springtrap, Pomni, tell me!
Cherri: Angel! Stop throwing tantrums! sighs But I also agree with Angel.
Pomni: Okay, okay! The Yazuka took Jax. They... they executed Gangle, Zooble, and Kinger. They popped Bubble, Ragatha ran away, and Caine is sick.
Pomni: This... this isn't what I expected.
Winter: How did we end up here?
Ember: I didn't sign up for this.
Robin: This just keeps getting worse.
Aki: We're stuck in Rina's school?
Nika: Nika didn't see this coming.
Alyssa: What a mess.
WolfyChu: This is like a nightmare.
Enid: Seriously? In Rina's school?
Wednesday: Can things get any worse?
Ayano: [nervously] This is not good.
Anya: What did we do to deserve this?
Gwen: [clinging to Trent] I can't... I can't breathe...
Trent: Hey, it's okay. I'm here.
Zoey: I feel like I'm suffocating.
Mike: We need to find a way out of here.
Kazuha: This is claustrophobic.
Aether: Agreed. We need to keep calm.
Venti: I've had better days.
Xiao: [grimacing] This is intolerable.
Amanda: How did we get stuck in the Locker of Losers?
Chihiro: We need to stay focused and find a way out.
Ruby: Let's not panic. We'll figure something out.
Roxy: I can't believe this is happening.
Natsuki: I hate this. I hate all of this.
Fizzarolli: This is worse than dealing with Blitzo!
Alastor: FUCK ME IN MY RED PENIS!
Charlie: [slaps Alastor] Language, Alastor!
Angel: What the hell is going on?!
Cherri: This is not good at all.
Husk: I've had enough of this shit.
Vaggie: We need to find a way out of here, fast.
Sakura: I'm sorry, I don't know how this happened!
Naruto: This is not where I thought we'd end up!
Fizzarolli: speed dialing Speaking of Blitzo, I'm calling him right now!
[Blitzo's phone rings]
Blitzo: Immediate Murder Professionals, Blitzo speaking.
Fizzarolli: BLITZO, YOU SET ME UP! YOU'RE PRESIDENT OF I.M.P., RIGHT? WELL, I SWEAR ON ASMODEUS' BOWSER-SIZED PENIS THAT I WILL MURDER YOU! FUCK YOU!
[Blitzo picks up mid-ringtone]
Blitzo's Ringtone: "We do our job so well, cause we come straight up from-"
Gwen: Fizzarolli, calm down!
Trent: Give me that phone!
Mike: You're gonna hurt someone!
Xiao: Enough of this nonsense!
Rina: I like this Fizzarolli guy already.
Fumie: This is NOT funny, Rina.
Rina: Shut it, Fumie! I'll shove Alastor so far up your ass, you'll taste his tail!
Alastor: Now, now, young woman, let's not resort to threats.
Angel: [startled] What the hell?!
Fizzarolli: GO SUCK BOWSER'S DICK! AND YES, ASMODEUS' PENIS IS SHAPED LIKE BOWSER, SHELL AND ALL!
Aki: This is getting out of hand.
Nika: Nika doesn't like this chaos.
Alyssa: Fizzarolli needs to chill out.
WolfyChu: Dude, seriously, calm down!
Enid: This is getting dangerous.
Wednesday: Yeah, we need to stop this.
Ayano: Fizzarolli, please, calm down!
Anya: We don't need any more trouble.
Roxy: This is too much!
Chihiro: Someone needs to intervene.
Ruby: Fizzarolli, you're going too far!
Natsuki: This is terrifying!
Alastor: [to Rina] You're pushing it, young lady. One more word and I'll ban you from the Hazbin Hotel.
Charlie: Fizzarolli, you need to cool off!
Cherri: This is getting out of hand, fast!
Husk: Yeah, we need to put a stop to this.
Fizzarolli: It's time to get revenge on Mammon - Fizzarolli style! throws knives at the Mammon standee blindfolded Ha! Ha! Fuck you!
Gwen: Fizzarolli, what are you—
Trent: Whoa, hold on!
Angel: Fizz, you should see what I can do throwing knives at Valentino standees!
Fizzarolli: Angel, do you remember when—
Angel and Fizzarolli: Mammon and Valentino teamed up to ruin GTZM For A Tomorrow Without Tears?!
