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Published: 2015-08-27 09:20:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 33983; Favourites: 1013; Downloads: 72
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This is how we fight childhood obesity. Get rid of all roads and make every ten-year-old walk literally everywhere.

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Comments: 102

redcomet519 [2015-08-27 17:18:45 +0000 UTC]

nice those are calves. 

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GHENGIZZ In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 16:52:55 +0000 UTC]

With those gams, they could just leap to the next town like the incredible hulk.

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supersexyghotmew95 [2015-08-27 16:27:59 +0000 UTC]

yikes
I have always wondered if trainers aka the protagonist got triad of walking
s sorry

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AssaultGodzilla [2015-08-27 15:49:00 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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Black-Tea-Dragon [2015-08-27 15:35:07 +0000 UTC]

lmao this thought never even crossed my mind, can now not unsee XD

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TrueFanFiction [2015-08-27 15:24:53 +0000 UTC]

You bring up a good point actually

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HeroSpirit In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 15:08:43 +0000 UTC]

Looks like someone doesn't have HM fly yet.

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KloHedge [2015-08-27 14:56:08 +0000 UTC]

...Is that girl in the first panel AppleBloom?

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DEMarq In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 14:48:14 +0000 UTC]

   Hey, at least they stay healthy right?

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SteamyStefano In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 14:37:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah but in one game i've seen roads. roads with cars. where did they go? where did they come from!?

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SailorDolly In reply to SteamyStefano [2017-05-28 05:07:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah they have cars, but Ash and May (or Misty, or Dawn, etc.) don't exactly have the funds to hire one. In-universe, intercity bus and rail service exist, but part of the whole point of a Pokemon journey is to go walk around where wild Pokemon are so that you can battle and capture them. They probably could get bus tickets to the next town if they wanted to.

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SilverKirbee [2015-08-27 14:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Until they get HM Fly.  Then they never walk anywhere they don't have to.

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UmiEbon [2015-08-27 14:09:51 +0000 UTC]

I know Ash didn't just say "bike". Weren't the first, like, three girls following him around doing so because he (or rather, Pikachu) fucked up their bikes? I know that's what happened with Misty, and I think May, too.

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kittyleaf In reply to UmiEbon [2015-08-27 15:00:28 +0000 UTC]

you're absolutely right :3 Dawn, too.

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Mad42Hatter In reply to kittyleaf [2015-08-27 15:21:10 +0000 UTC]

And then they f*cked it all up in Gen 5 by not even giving Iris a bike for Pikachu to destroy! And it was all downhill from there...

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kittyleaf In reply to Mad42Hatter [2015-08-27 17:24:53 +0000 UTC]

aye...

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canisaries [2015-08-27 14:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Real Pokémon masters don't skip leg day.

*scrolls down in the comments to see how many people have already made a similar joke *

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Hotspot-the-626th [2015-08-27 13:24:19 +0000 UTC]

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KDTKen [2015-08-27 13:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Wow when you think about it that's so true

Great art by the way

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bleachcrater [2015-08-27 13:04:07 +0000 UTC]

I wonder about that too. would there legs not be more muscler it bin 18 years afterall

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moonjumper4 [2015-08-27 12:55:57 +0000 UTC]

That is hilarious

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Mulunia In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 12:51:34 +0000 UTC]

And that's why I fly everywhere! Hay for HM02!  

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WolvesDancer93 [2015-08-27 12:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Chun-Li would be proud of those legs XD

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SamuFinland In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 12:30:26 +0000 UTC]

So the heat of their legs actually hatches the Pokemon eggs? Those muscles must really be hot after walking for miles

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8DrunkenImmortals [2015-08-27 12:18:16 +0000 UTC]

I think he might be king.

How can you tell?

He hasn't got shit on him.

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voltrea In reply to 8DrunkenImmortals [2015-08-27 13:19:16 +0000 UTC]

I understand that reference XD

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8DrunkenImmortals In reply to voltrea [2015-08-27 13:33:08 +0000 UTC]

Glad to see somebody does.

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voltrea In reply to 8DrunkenImmortals [2015-08-27 13:44:27 +0000 UTC]

I love that movie

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8DrunkenImmortals In reply to voltrea [2015-08-27 14:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Everyone who's seen does.

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FireballDragon [2015-08-27 12:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Well they sure didn't skip Leg Day.

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Payday77 [2015-08-27 11:57:32 +0000 UTC]

With legs like those we know how they can handle falling from one floor to another.

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alt-o In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 11:39:08 +0000 UTC]

Is that road far from home?

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Monkeyfreed In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 11:09:30 +0000 UTC]

With legs like those, screw Pokemon battles, just kick them! 

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Jie-n [2015-08-27 10:30:41 +0000 UTC]

I really liked the Pokemon setting through - small towns/villages mostly (with the occasional city) and lots of nature, yet everything seemed close enough together and harmless enough to get everywhere on foot.

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NightStar-the-Bobcat [2015-08-27 10:20:46 +0000 UTC]

XD

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TheJokerman95 In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 10:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to fight we go!~ *whistles*

    

-J

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Jie-n In reply to TheJokerman95 [2015-08-27 10:29:00 +0000 UTC]

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veryfatboy [2015-08-27 10:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh
so can NPC Trainer see it!

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Chaos-force [2015-08-27 09:58:42 +0000 UTC]

to be fair though,every regions is pretty tiny when it comes to distance,they're more like large islands than countries 

still though,they certainly get more fit than any NPC Trainers! 

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StormofGreed [2015-08-27 09:58:16 +0000 UTC]

These kids do a lot crap. I mean besides walking between towns, they go camping out in forest sometimes, fight random killer animals all points of the day, kids pokemon world by our logic would have bitten dust becoming trainers or become like the world next survival masters.

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senshi05 In reply to StormofGreed [2015-09-06 19:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Most likely the latter.

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StormofGreed In reply to senshi05 [2015-09-06 21:20:46 +0000 UTC]

So true

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SpeedAction [2015-08-27 09:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Until they get flight.

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Ero-Sennin2024 [2015-08-27 09:42:32 +0000 UTC]

they always walk never get a veichicle if this wasnt a kids show they alread can run a maraton

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red-winged-angel [2015-08-27 09:34:18 +0000 UTC]

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MajinNeda [2015-08-27 09:33:17 +0000 UTC]

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raman1246 [2015-08-27 09:26:19 +0000 UTC]

XD

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BenjaminHopkins [2015-08-27 09:25:51 +0000 UTC]

This is why they invented Fast Travel in some open world games...

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AlphaXXI In reply to BenjaminHopkins [2015-08-27 11:37:56 +0000 UTC]

There are also faster ways to travel in pokémon, you know.
The move "Fly" being the most well-known. But you still have to get to the place a first time for it to work.

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kapperbeast In reply to AlphaXXI [2015-08-28 13:52:08 +0000 UTC]

fly is the fast travel system

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