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The file name for this is "zeldasona bullshit" XD
Inspired by my boyfriend marathoning Tears of the Kingdom and having me google stuff to help him out!

The Hylian in pink that's supposed to be me is just here to explore and go sight-seeing. Their official title is The Hero of Bonds, because they just want to befriend everyone and make Hyrule better that way. They're MADLY IN LOVE with Prince Sidon of the Zoras. (Eric makes fun of them for this because Sidon keeps calling them "best friend" and they don't seem to get the hint.) They're absolutely terrified of the Guardians and would rather just hang out and pet all the doggos and horsies. They love making snacks at campfires. And Cat is the one carrying the Sheikah Slate to help Eric out. They do find the Koroks a little bit irritating, though not as much as Eric does. Mostly it's about how they can never seen to pick up on ANY of the clues to find the weird leaf fairies.

The Hylian in purple is supposed to be Eric. He's a trickstery little shit who insists on pushing his luck, especially in regards to getting into Gerudo Town. His official title is The Hero of the Saints, which started as a pun in the Gerudo language and then got mistranslated into Hylian somehow so now it's just a thing. Leaning into it, he starts doing weird shit like talking to the Goddess Statues excessively. Eric's always doing something stupid just for the fun of it, so it's usually up to Cat to trail behind him and keep him from dying. (They do laugh at him when he winds up bodily thrown out of Gerudo Town, though. In contrast, Cat can get in no problem.) Eric treats the backpacker Koroks like impatient tourists and gets really annoyed at them.

Those Koroks crack me up every time I see them XD

Description
The file name for this is "zeldasona bullshit" XD
Inspired by my boyfriend marathoning Tears of the Kingdom and having me google stuff to help him out!

The Hylian in pink that's supposed to be me is just here to explore and go sight-seeing. Their official title is The Hero of Bonds, because they just want to befriend everyone and make Hyrule better that way. They're MADLY IN LOVE with Prince Sidon of the Zoras. (Eric makes fun of them for this because Sidon keeps calling them "best friend" and they don't seem to get the hint.) They're absolutely terrified of the Guardians and would rather just hang out and pet all the doggos and horsies. They love making snacks at campfires. And Cat is the one carrying the Sheikah Slate to help Eric out. They do find the Koroks a little bit irritating, though not as much as Eric does. Mostly it's about how they can never seen to pick up on ANY of the clues to find the weird leaf fairies.

The Hylian in purple is supposed to be Eric. He's a trickstery little shit who insists on pushing his luck, especially in regards to getting into Gerudo Town. His official title is The Hero of the Saints, which started as a pun in the Gerudo language and then got mistranslated into Hylian somehow so now it's just a thing. Leaning into it, he starts doing weird shit like talking to the Goddess Statues excessively. Eric's always doing something stupid just for the fun of it, so it's usually up to Cat to trail behind him and keep him from dying. (They do laugh at him when he winds up bodily thrown out of Gerudo Town, though. In contrast, Cat can get in no problem.) Eric treats the backpacker Koroks like impatient tourists and gets really annoyed at them.

Those Koroks crack me up every time I see them XD