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Published: 2014-04-19 09:31:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 608; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 1
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Been awhile since I've drawn these two. I was trying to step away from more cuddly crap with them, they're not exactly the cuddling-couple... unless you count Daryl falling asleep face down between her boobs. They pretty much put a whole new meaning to odd couple - a hillbilly and a t-girl. I'm getting better at drawing her body - her arms are a less muscular than I like but
They're a little too clean but I got lazy. Got like five comic pages waiting to be be finished.
Daryl Dixon belongs to AMC
Bo was made by me and their story is here: www.fanfiction.net/s/9634548/1β¦
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I can decide which of your pairings I love more; MerlexPeaches or DarylxBo....They're both freaking perfect! <333
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Thanks
I love my odd couples
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You're welcome!!
They're seriously the best!
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I know, it's the stark contrast of these two that make me love them. Plus, Daryl aint so bad to look at. If I had to be paired up with someone during a Zombie Apocalypse, it'd be with him.
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Yeah, with my luck I'll be stuck with the actor that plays Daryl - Norman Reedus is the prissiest man IRL
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XD
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Janet: This is my boyfriend Thor, and this is Thor's boyfriend Loki.
Vanessa: Hey! Oh.. wait, what's the situation?
Janet: What do you mean?
Vanessa: How does this work?
Janet:Β Thor is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Loki, andΒ Loki is really gay for Thor, and I hate Loki.
Thor: It's not really complicated.
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LOL
I can't remember what that's from
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Park's and recreation, it was TOO funny not to swap for a funny Marvel gay thing. XP
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Vanessa: I'm sorry, as much as I'd like to look after a de-aged Robin. (Picks up baby Tim who's crying insistently as V, glares at Jason Todd) I'm not gonna let you LOAD him off on me when he's...(frowns in concern) What the Hell is wrong with him!?
Β He might have the Tiniest of hang-overs.
(Vanessa gasps as she holds baby tim out then cradles his head against her breast as she covers his ear.)
Vanessa: You ASS, you gave him liquor!?
Well, not a WHOLE lot. And it's not like he HATED it, he kept drinking it up!
Vanessa: ASS! (cuts her finger which drips blood as Tim sucks on it, the blood magically healing tim of his hangover and detoxing his body gently.)
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Jason not the best parental figure
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Nope.
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What I imagine Vanessa does, which shows she has self-confidence, which ANY woman, regardless of age or....alien race, should ALWAYS have an abundance on.
Vanessa: (giggles) "Damn Girl, you look good! What'cha doin later? Can I get yo numbah?" (does a little sexy dance)
Calin: 
Vanessa: Your how old? Add a year to that, and it's been probably that long.
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Vanessa: WHAT!? Calin, have I taught you NOTHING!?
Calin: (smirks) Yes.
Vanessa: *playfully shoves calin* Smartass! But Dear, you never beat a man at anything!. Until AFTER your married.
Bianca: Β Is that how my brother beat you at that pie eating contest the day he met you?
Vanessa: 
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(When Vanessa believes herself to be pregnant, and goes over her books to learn who the father is...and it turns out she hooked up with her ex's)
Nightwing: (about the baby) If it's a boy we can name it after its father Vandal-Ra's-Lex-J'onn-Len.
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Vanessa had a casual hook up with Captain Cold on occasion, she's a thing for Ice guys.
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LOL
Collect child support from all of them
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Of course this is a OMAKE, it doesn't happen in the CANON. I'm just making a funny little scenario.
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Vanessa: It wasn't funny to me! I'm not ready to be a Grandmother, especially with these crazy pregnancy tests so inaccurate.
(Holds up her pregnancy test she took)
It looks like a perfume sample.
Artemis: Put it behind your ear, Wally!
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Β I know your a little mad at Dr. Fate.
Vanessa:Β MAD!?Β You know what I'd do if he had his own physical body again??(Barry walks on over to them, but freezes at Vanessa's next words) I WOULD CUT THE BASTARD FROM THROAT TO SCROT!! *Scrotum*
(Barry quickly turns right around and hurries to the exit)
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LOL he left her to raise a witch child all by herself...but then again he didn't know but that's still no excuse.
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I LOVE that you made reference to that, that is NOW my TOTAL headcanon for Young Justice. XD
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And like any child of a single mother, he joined a bad crowd to get back at daddy.
Vanessa: Only now this 'bad crowd' is THE LIGHT!!
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Don't blame that on single parenthood - although Damian is the same way. Maybe you guys just have jerk kids
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It's true, there's always ONE bad seed.
Vanessa has a habit of having ONE evil child every 5 thousand years or so. Sorceress Thaegan being one of the worst, i1.ytimg.com/vi/qIF1gWhAbps/hqβ¦Β Becasue she then had 13 HORRIBLE monster children, Literally www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FHC_1β¦Β at 4:36 to 5:09
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Vanessa: Thaegan and I REALLY had a bad relationship, I cursed her to die if she sheds a DROP of blood; so she armors herself in magic. And then SHE goes around swallowing Ravens WHOLE, because I liked to turn into a Raven myself.
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