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Published: 2017-09-20 11:47:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 6069; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 22
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Daneel Calliban, while having a fondness for more astringent beverages will always bookend an evenings libations with a dark roasted malty beer, having a particular fondness for Lacustrian Porter.*************
Gotta say, I am with Calliban on this one. I mean, a BUNCH of people I know and respect are all about the stout float and tend to think that if it's your booze you can do what you like with it (if you put Coke in Oban double distilled, I will not understand but I will also not make a face at you. I'll make a mental note that you love wasting money and will act accordingly.) I can only assume that the stout spider is just not for me.
Calliban is pretty well mannered. Just in general. I oughtta take notes.
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On base in Germany there was an ice cream truck with booze toppings. Soldiers were running out to line up for it after work.
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I'm in the middle of Calliban and Lockwood here
Stout should be served in a chilled glass and poured carefully at an angle to avoid excess head.Β
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That's true for most beers. I don't want to waste time nose greasing it.
It's my only real issue with beer serves in Japan. They look like you're meant to shave with them.
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I've never been to Japan, they really put that much foam in?Β
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Depends. A live house or a devoted beer stand will be reasonable most of the time, a restaurant, particularly an izakaya can give like, an inch of foam.
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That's not so egregious, I've seen that happen by accident in some restaurants, but usually the server profusely apologizesΒ
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Truly, there is no grudge deeper or more resolute than that of the Tyranids destroying the Squat Real Ale Society clubhouse...
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In German / Kriegian, there is only a one letter difference between the words for animal and beer. Tier and Bier. The word for animal cruelty is TierquΓ€lerei, which roughly translates to animal torturing. You can guess what they call anything but a straight, neat beer served in the proper glass over here...
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How to make alcohol was literally the first thing to be written down
Hmmm ancient Sumerian beer
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At the very least its one of the oldest written documents in human history.Β
And by The Emperor did it earn the right.Β
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Emperor's Brand of booze.
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I wouldn't put it past big E to have been a brewer at one point.Β
Such a recipe would be a holy relicΒ
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Well put.
In fact in a Dark Heresy group I run, the group stumbled onto an ancient factory.
One of the first things they did was look for booze and old tech.
They are quite happy now.
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Unusual quest rewards are fun.Β
I'm running ab "Immortals" game and the party was sent to an abandoned tech-temple, they found a series of coded sheets of info that once translated gave them coordinates to a titanium mine.Β
They are currently trying to figure out how to sell said info without getting murdered by mining companies in the process.Β
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Indeed.
Weird rewards always throw players in a strange direction
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Indeed, and also its a curious case because these coordinates are worth a fortune, but they would have to mine and process it first, now they CAN sell the info to a mining company, but most companies in this setting are either gonna give them a really lopsided deal or just murder them to cut them out of the profits.Β
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In my case, yes they are worth more than gold.
The factory predates the Imperium by many years.
The issue now is that one of the players is engaged to a noble lady from the world.
So they have to keep Mechanicus in dark or else world will damaged permanently.Β
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Keeping the mechanicus in the dark...
(angry tech priest noises)
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(rapid fire ERROR sound)
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I'm sure its all very eloquent if you speak binary
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And you have a means of softening the screeching.
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(Not having sonic buffers implanted into your ears)
You are far away from the Omnisiah's light
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Pssh.
I know more than most of his monkeys.
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Lol that is exactly what I used for the current pastebin story when a group of angry tech priests were yelling at each other
That and error tones and radio squawks.Β
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pastebin.com/Nh47JF3e
Check it. The fannon is real
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Still going. Update every other day or so until its done.Β
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One week left till completion probably
But more stuff today
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There is now more, it is nearing completion
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Well, the story is done.Β
Gonna go back to my book until someone makes another request. Until then I will return from whence I came.Β
(Crawls back under rock)
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Awesome!
Watch out for gribblies under there.
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Gribblies...
What do you think I've been eating?
(Pulls out sharp stick)
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Roasted genestealer.
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