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Marksider89 — Betting on a Bumming Ch 4 (Bonus)
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Published: 2020-01-16 03:13:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 880; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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[LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!]
[D.Va has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!]
LÚCIO: aw man, i can't believe i missed all the excitement.
LÚCIO: ...and what's with the chat name?
D.Va: training accident
LÚCIO: ...
LÚCIO: nvm i don't think i wanna know, lol
D.Va: lol
D.Va: but yeah it was p crazy in here
D.Va: & it sux u werent here
D.Va: but thats wut u get for going on tour
LÚCIO: hey, somebody gotta make that money
D.Va: tru tru
LÚCIO: but seriously
LÚCIO: i'm not even sure what's most crazy or most hilarious about all that's happened
LÚCIO: Widowmaker's brainwashing broken by an orgasm
LÚCIO: Reaper getting blackmailed by Lena
LÚCIO: a secret society of lesbians
LÚCIO: Angela & Fareeha
LÚCIO: Sombra helping Overwatch
LÚCIO: congrats on you and the hacker, btw
D.Va: aww, thnx
D.Va: she loves to troll ppl most of the time
D.Va: but when its just us
D.Va: shes super sweet
LÚCIO: gross
D.Va: shutup XD
LÚCIO: lol
D.Va: so when u getin back?
LÚCIO: i should be back the day after tomorrow
LÚCIO: but right now i'm jus sitting in my hotel room, bored
LÚCIO: you streaming tonight?
D.Va: yeah
D.Va: but im not sure what to play
[SOLDIER:76 has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!]
76: It's 2 in the morning. Why are you awake? Go to bed.
D.Va: lol no
LÚCIO: dude, it's like 7pm where i am
LÚCIO: wait, what are you doing up at 2am?
76: None of your business.
[JESSE MCCREE has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!]
MCCREE: He was sexting Reyes
D.Va: ew!
76: I was not!
MCCREE: Yes you fuckin were!
76: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
MCCREE: BECAUSE YOU SENT ME A DICK PIC BY MISTAKE!
D.Va: dbl ew!!!
LÚCIO: the disgust! it wont wash off!!!
[SOLDIER:76 has left DOUBLE DICK KICK!]
MCCREE: ...
MCCREE: I'm goin back to bed
MCCREE: If I have nightmares, yall'll know why now
D.Va: yall'll???
MCCREE: ...
MCCREE: "you all will"
D.Va: o
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LÚCIO: ...
D.Va: ...
LÚCIO: so...
LÚCIO: any ideas of what to stream?
D.Va: well, i could go with a classic like ogrewatch
D.Va: but im also thinking of trying that new game pub-grounds
LÚCIO: "pub-grounds"?
LÚCIO: can't say i've heard of that one
D.Va: it was inspired by that old movie about the guys who wanna go drinking and endup causing the apocalypse
D.Va: as well as those old battle royale games
LÚCIO: oh god, are those really making a comeback?
D.Va: dont call it a comeback
LÚCIO: lol
D.Va: from what ive seen its p good
LÚCIO: how's it work?
D.Va: 10 teams of 3-5 (depnding on server) are dropped into a map
D.Va: & the map has 10 pubs/bars
D.Va: the goal is to get a drink at each of the pubs
D.Va: & its kill or b killed
LÚCIO: what do you get for winning?
D.Va: bragging rights
LÚCIO: obv
D.Va: and credits
D.Va: which are just used to buy cosmetics & emotes & stuff like that
LÚCIO: better than lootboxes, lol
D.Va: def lol
D.Va: u get 10 cred for each kill you make (even if u dont win)
D.Va: 50 cred for ur team winning
D.Va: +25 cred for each member of you team that survived
LÚCIO: it actually sounds pretty fun
LÚCIO: i say try it out
D.Va: uknow what
D.Va: yeah
D.Va: ill do it
LÚCIO: man, i wish i had my pc with me
LÚCIO: i'd totally join you
D.Va: dude!!!
D.Va: when u get back
D.Va: u me & sombra on a team
D.Va: well be unstoppable
LÚCIO: yeah!
D.Va: hell yeah!
D.Va: aight
D.Va: gonna get set up 4 the stream
LÚCIO: ill be watchin
LÚCIO: so...
LÚCIO: see ya in a bit lol
D.Va: lol
D.Va: laterz
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