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GunnarBloodax [2013-11-15 05:13:27 +0000 UTC]
Normal Sharks:
We shouldn't give a shit. Why? They don't like how we taste. Why do they keep biting us? because we struggle. We keep struggling, shark will think we're fish. Fighting back helps, but still.
Flying sharks:
More intimidating. Why? because they LOVE eating humans. Do we give a shit? Not anymore, because we have flying tanks.
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CaptainSepia [2011-07-15 08:27:56 +0000 UTC]
Sharks don't even like human flesh. They only attack humans if they believe you're a sick seel and they are starving at the time, but even then they often spit out whatever they bit off because humans are disgusting.
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Serusk In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-08-10 23:54:16 +0000 UTC]
But they don't fucking eat you, they bite you and then go away because they relise that your not a fucking fish.
And then we go out and kill the shark.
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EthANBACON In reply to Serusk [2013-08-31 13:27:47 +0000 UTC]
well still where probally screwed if we encounter a flying shark
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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to Serusk [2011-08-10 23:55:10 +0000 UTC]
ok then. you dont have to be so mean about it...
lol, jk.
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Serusk In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-08-11 00:28:23 +0000 UTC]
mayb Im sick of how we hunt animals :I
if a wolf attacks a dog, the owner goes and kills the wolf
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CaptainSepia In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-07-28 00:28:31 +0000 UTC]
Yes. I don't eat my own kind, for I too find it disgusting. Besides, humans have too many enzymes, any human who would perform cannibalism for a week would become insane from the high dose of it.
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Daerevon [2011-07-15 08:26:23 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA great!
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