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GunnarBloodax [2013-11-15 05:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Normal Sharks:
We shouldn't give a shit. Why? They don't like how we taste. Why do they keep biting us? because we struggle. We keep struggling, shark will think we're fish. Fighting back helps, but still.

Flying sharks:
More intimidating. Why? because they LOVE eating humans. Do we give a shit? Not anymore, because we have flying tanks.

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CaptainSepia [2011-07-15 08:27:56 +0000 UTC]

Sharks don't even like human flesh. They only attack humans if they believe you're a sick seel and they are starving at the time, but even then they often spit out whatever they bit off because humans are disgusting.

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AcidVenomizer In reply to CaptainSepia [2013-04-13 02:11:02 +0000 UTC]

It's called a sense of humor.

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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to CaptainSepia [2011-07-27 23:07:43 +0000 UTC]

says a human...

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Serusk In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-08-10 21:43:23 +0000 UTC]

wtf?
Sharks don't eat humans.

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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to Serusk [2011-08-10 23:53:22 +0000 UTC]

they do if they think you're a fish.

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Serusk In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-08-10 23:54:16 +0000 UTC]

But they don't fucking eat you, they bite you and then go away because they relise that your not a fucking fish.

And then we go out and kill the shark.

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EthANBACON In reply to Serusk [2013-08-31 13:27:47 +0000 UTC]

well still where probally screwed if we encounter a flying shark

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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to Serusk [2011-08-10 23:55:10 +0000 UTC]

ok then. you dont have to be so mean about it...
lol, jk.

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Serusk In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-08-11 00:28:23 +0000 UTC]

mayb Im sick of how we hunt animals :I

if a wolf attacks a dog, the owner goes and kills the wolf

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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to Serusk [2011-08-11 10:04:18 +0000 UTC]

THEY KILL THE WOLF!?! THAT SOMBITCH!!!

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CaptainSepia In reply to ShadowTracerRellen [2011-07-28 00:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Yes. I don't eat my own kind, for I too find it disgusting. Besides, humans have too many enzymes, any human who would perform cannibalism for a week would become insane from the high dose of it.

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ShadowTracerRellen In reply to CaptainSepia [2011-07-28 16:28:18 +0000 UTC]

yep.

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Daerevon [2011-07-15 08:26:23 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA great!

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