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Because all of Pasta City has a zero tolerance policy against trolls, a solution was made in the event that jail cells were over-crowded with trolls. This sign first appeared in the Dancing Pig Butcher Shop and Deli informing residents and employees that trolls would be captured and thrown into the meat grinders. Turning them into cutlets, steaks, ribs, tenderloin, sausage, or ground beef. According to the Pasta City Department of Public Health and Human Services, troll meat can be just as bad as Japanese fugu, if not handled properly. Fresh troll meat can be rather tasty if cooked and consumed on the day of purchase, but if handled the wrong way without removing the *stultus sack can result in high levels of idiot toxicity. While this type of toxicity is bad for human consumption, no ill effects were reported in domestic canines who ate dog food made from troll meat with the stultus sack inside. Dogs that were brought to the Mary Mallon Animal Hospital were shown not to have affected senses from eating the aforementioned dog food and their behavior was normal. Soon after, establishments that sold meat, along with slaughterhouses displayed this sign.

*stultus (latin for "idiot")

Pasta City (c) Me

Description
Because all of Pasta City has a zero tolerance policy against trolls, a solution was made in the event that jail cells were over-crowded with trolls. This sign first appeared in the Dancing Pig Butcher Shop and Deli informing residents and employees that trolls would be captured and thrown into the meat grinders. Turning them into cutlets, steaks, ribs, tenderloin, sausage, or ground beef. According to the Pasta City Department of Public Health and Human Services, troll meat can be just as bad as Japanese fugu, if not handled properly. Fresh troll meat can be rather tasty if cooked and consumed on the day of purchase, but if handled the wrong way without removing the *stultus sack can result in high levels of idiot toxicity. While this type of toxicity is bad for human consumption, no ill effects were reported in domestic canines who ate dog food made from troll meat with the stultus sack inside. Dogs that were brought to the Mary Mallon Animal Hospital were shown not to have affected senses from eating the aforementioned dog food and their behavior was normal. Soon after, establishments that sold meat, along with slaughterhouses displayed this sign.

*stultus (latin for "idiot")

Pasta City (c) Me