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Published: 2011-02-01 21:40:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 12951; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 315
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Description So yeah. I'm having trouble connecting to the YGOTAS minecraft server. When I FINALLY get on, it's all laggy. So laggy.

LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELEIVE

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH LAG.

It must've been terrible.

EDIT PLEASE STOP COMMENTING WITH ADVICE. I appreciate it, but this comic is OLD, and I DIDN'T REALLY NEED HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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Comments: 104

AwesomeJason [2013-07-29 21:13:13 +0000 UTC]

No minecraft for herz. xD

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EspyFur [2013-06-14 10:45:57 +0000 UTC]

DAMN i have a cracked minecraft version so i can't play with other people on servers...
nice picture

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AwesomeJason In reply to EspyFur [2013-07-29 21:11:52 +0000 UTC]

You can find cracked multiplayer servers. Seriously... There's cracked multiplayer servers

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EspyFur In reply to AwesomeJason [2013-07-29 21:17:04 +0000 UTC]

not for me

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AwesomeJason In reply to EspyFur [2013-07-29 21:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Camo, Im non premium, I play on cracked server's, All you have to do is look up: Minecraft (version) Cracked Servers, On youtube or google Make sure the server you picked isnt down. Hope this helped

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EspyFur In reply to AwesomeJason [2013-07-29 21:21:05 +0000 UTC]

i'm dutch...nobody here in my country plays minecraft...

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AwesomeJason In reply to EspyFur [2013-07-29 21:23:39 +0000 UTC]

xD Well, some people in america play minecraft, i think xD Go to google and type: minecraft (version) cracked servers, make sure that server isnt down and check out my profile plz!

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EspyFur In reply to AwesomeJason [2013-07-29 21:27:36 +0000 UTC]

okay...

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AwesomeJason In reply to EspyFur [2013-07-29 21:46:42 +0000 UTC]

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iRezzolution [2013-06-11 21:10:02 +0000 UTC]

Play offline?

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LordMaddie In reply to iRezzolution [2013-06-11 21:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Read the artist's comments? Honestly...

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happyalicorn123 [2013-05-15 02:37:44 +0000 UTC]

He je lol

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LordMaddie In reply to happyalicorn123 [2013-05-15 17:21:47 +0000 UTC]

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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happyalicorn123 In reply to LordMaddie [2013-05-15 20:46:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes I do

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LordMaddie In reply to happyalicorn123 [2013-05-15 21:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Then perhaps you'd be so kind as to give me a translation of your first comment?

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happyalicorn123 In reply to LordMaddie [2013-05-15 23:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Yes I do speak English I AM American

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Kyokono [2013-05-08 13:59:18 +0000 UTC]

I know how that must feel...I'm going through it now. lol---it's because I've downloaded too many random things onto my laptop...

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LordMaddie In reply to Kyokono [2013-05-08 14:19:13 +0000 UTC]

I don't think that would be the cause for difficulties connecting to minecraft servers at all. It's more likely that your internet is too slow, too many people are using the same access point, or something like your firewall is interfering with connections.

That said, having too much random shit on a laptop (which probably won't have a lot of RAM in the first place, although laptops seem to be ridiculous these days) is pretty stupid. Uninstall what you don't need, or at least stop it all running in the background. Invest in a decent anti-virus if these "random things" are stuff you've downloaded off the internet.

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Kyokono In reply to LordMaddie [2013-05-08 14:23:50 +0000 UTC]

That's just what the computer expert back home said....O.o You must know your stuff.

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LordMaddie In reply to Kyokono [2013-05-08 14:26:41 +0000 UTC]

I work as an IT Technician.

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Kyokono In reply to LordMaddie [2013-05-08 15:05:37 +0000 UTC]

No wonder! Is the job enjoyable?

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LordMaddie In reply to Kyokono [2013-05-08 17:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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Kyokono In reply to LordMaddie [2013-05-08 18:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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AyamePup [2013-04-16 02:15:16 +0000 UTC]

Pff I find the comments very amusing.

Also great comic. Made me giggle ^^

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RainbowDash3221XD [2013-03-09 14:54:34 +0000 UTC]

Why are there so many...erm, intellectually denied people in the comment section. I can't believe how patient you have been in NOT disabling comments. I thought the comic was lovely, even though I don't OWN PC minecraft. I have a certain respect for people like yourself, one who can handle the waves of idiots.

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LordMaddie In reply to RainbowDash3221XD [2013-03-09 20:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, dude. I think it's just because minecraft has a very... young, shall we say, section of the fanbase. I wouldn't be supprised if half the people below are, in fact, too young to be on dA at all. I keep the comments on for people like yourself.

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RainbowDash3221XD In reply to LordMaddie [2013-03-09 23:40:32 +0000 UTC]



It's sad how such a wonderful, simple comic became a hangout for "MC Lag Experts" ((cough))

have a watch
Reading the other comments gave me a medical condition known as "YouTube Comment Section"
I know it's not YouTube, but some of the comments amount to the same thing

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cupa777 [2013-03-05 06:35:01 +0000 UTC]

LOLZZZZZ

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LordMaddie In reply to cupa777 [2013-03-05 18:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Your comment gave me cancer. Are you 10 or something?

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kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-18 22:34:47 +0000 UTC]

im sorry but did you see my reply yet?agian im really hyper!

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LordMaddie In reply to kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-18 23:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes. I did not reply because our conversation was over (I did not want to talk to you anymore). Don't be so hyper. Calm the fuck down, jesus.

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kittydoseminecraft In reply to LordMaddie [2013-02-19 00:14:30 +0000 UTC]

your not very nice,your the loser that needs to chill i was just asking this conversation is over GOD U NEED HELP!!!

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LordMaddie In reply to kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-19 18:30:34 +0000 UTC]

This is exactly why I wanted to distance myself. You're immature and don't know how to act appropriately yet. Not everyone on this site is nice. If you want a site full of happy people and rainbows, try Tumblr.

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kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-17 22:48:29 +0000 UTC]

i just hate that,by the way can u see my new artwork to see what u think?

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LordMaddie In reply to kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-17 23:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Begging strangers to look at your stuff isn't considered polite, dear.

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kittydoseminecraft In reply to LordMaddie [2013-02-17 23:23:44 +0000 UTC]

im sorry im hyper

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LordMaddie In reply to kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-17 23:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Really. How old are you?

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kittydoseminecraft In reply to LordMaddie [2013-02-17 23:29:33 +0000 UTC]

13 god! you dont have to stalk me,by the way,skydoseminecraft is on this website you maby knew but i didnt im one of his fans!

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LordMaddie In reply to kittydoseminecraft [2013-02-17 23:38:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't know who skydoesminecraft is, I don't care, and I have no idea why you mentioned them at all. I don't care that you're a fan. Skydoesminecraft is not related to our conversation in any way whatsoever.

I'm going to try and be nice, so please don't take this the wrong way.

You've just joined, so maybe you should lurk the site a bit and find out how you're expected to act here. You know, get the feel of how people converse with their friends, their fans, and strangers. Because, not to beat around the bush, you're acting a bit nooby. I'm not stalking you, I asked your age because you're acting very immaturely and I assumed you were under 13. You might want to consider showing your age on your profile if you don't want people to ask.

Here's some more information on the subject: [link]
Including a list of dA etiquette: [link]

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FCDrawer4Ever In reply to LordMaddie [2013-04-13 18:22:22 +0000 UTC]

You don't know who SKY is?!?!

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LordMaddie In reply to FCDrawer4Ever [2013-04-13 19:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm SORRY I don't know every Tom, Dick and Harry on the internet! I'm going to assume you're as young as the rest of the twats who comment here.

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FCDrawer4Ever In reply to LordMaddie [2013-04-13 20:55:21 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah? Well, people may be aggervating cause THEY;re aggervated! Ever thought of that???

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LordMaddie In reply to FCDrawer4Ever [2013-04-13 21:00:26 +0000 UTC]

I think you need to learn to phrase yourself a little better and learn to type. People might assume you're under 13.

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FCDrawer4Ever In reply to LordMaddie [2013-04-14 00:07:28 +0000 UTC]

yeah..that would suck

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kittydoseminecraft In reply to LordMaddie [2013-02-17 23:55:20 +0000 UTC]

your right,im sorry but i get over joyed and exited about pepole seeing me as a someone and not just apart of random losers agian im sorry and ill like for things,greatful things to come my way,sometimes i feel like im in hell!

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carlodagunz [2013-01-29 19:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Well... Most of the lag i've seen has been on servers with the port # 25565. This is my theory: If you can find a local server with a different port number, you will likely experience little to no lag. Assuming you have either 1.4.6 or 1.4.7, this is the server I play on. IP: 64.31.40.34:25571 It has a friendly community and you will likely made fast friends.

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LordMaddie In reply to carlodagunz [2013-01-29 19:54:18 +0000 UTC]

READ THE ARTIST'S COMMENTS

jesus christ, you people.

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carlodagunz In reply to LordMaddie [2013-01-30 13:04:08 +0000 UTC]

I DID read them! It was meant as a reference to solve future problems. I know the artist said she wasn't experiencing those problems anymore. I mere stated a theory I had that port numbers may be partially to blame. Go see for yourself. 25565 has the most lag-prone servers I have ever seen, probably because there are so many of them. Stupid mortal...

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LordMaddie In reply to carlodagunz [2013-01-30 18:59:09 +0000 UTC]

I am the artist, you dumbfuck, and this isn't the place to post your theories - go find a suitable thread on the minecraft forums or something, not on my godsdamned comic. And "stupid mortal"? Are you 12 or something? Get some proper insults, jeez.

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carlodagunz In reply to LordMaddie [2013-01-30 19:34:54 +0000 UTC]

When I see something like "Read the artist's comments" in my inbox, I assume that the user is NOT the artist. On that note, I doubt a 12-year-old would call someone a stupid mortal. Besides, you weren't worth the effort to waste good material on bad attitude. Now if you want a better insult, here it is: Speaking of dumbfucks, if brains ran on gasoline, yours wouldn't even need enough to power a piss-ant's motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio!

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