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Published: 2011-06-08 21:04:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 2176; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 87
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MASTER CHEF COLORED YAY NOW HE WILL COOK UP MORE DEATHRelated content
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Master Chef, the one and only master at perfectly heated lz s. He delivers bullets and 'nades anywhere in the city and NOTHING will slow him down for your delivery! Whatever you desire, whether you want tasty plasma, a fast Fuel Rod on-the-go or if you have time and want to fill your belly full of lead, he sure gets the job done.
Order now at 117-420-6*gets hit by pan*
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LMFAO what have I created?
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LOL. Looks like I'm not the only oneto have this idea. There must be something wrong with us.
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My god! Perfect, that wooden spoon is very intimidating!
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It's a very muderous spoon!
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DUDE!!!
I had this idea but I was too lazy to do it! Well done for doing something I was too lazy to do
I'm glad I didn't do this now as it wouldn't have looked as good as yours
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aww thanks ^^ im sure yours would have been aw some as well!
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MC:first everyone you have to take the grunt and squeeze his blood into the mix
then bake the mix at precisily 117o degrees then your ready to serve up a home made cake
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OH! So thats why they call it Grunt Birthday!
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ohhh hahahhahahhahaha lol!
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"you so ugly I could stick
yo face in dough and make guerrilla cookies''--
Fred sanford
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Friend: CUT THE RED ONE
me: WTF NOO
OTHER FRIEND: OK *cut*
*BOOM*
me:
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Just so you know, I like my grenades cooked extra long and extra explode-y.
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ok but dint blame him if you dont have a stomach after
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Yeaa you probally wont eat anything for awhile
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On the menu today we have chops covenant...ยกJA!
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xD Yep and some flood
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Thats funny, but epic. The grenades are spices, and the combat knife is a butchering knife.
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ya and the gravity hammer is a spoon
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Lol, whats the frying pan?
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Its to fry his food silly
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makes a good weapon to slap grunts around too.
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Lol, he should where Donut's Apron saying "Kiss the Chef" from RvB.
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Lol, I know but it reminds me of him
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I love the tiny salt and pepper shakers xD
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dot dot dot. He should have a wok and ladle.
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HA! This is exactly what I thought when I saw all of those damned ads on RVB.com
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